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  1. E

    Simple Questions, Complicated answers!!!

    Why is abbreviated such a long word? Why does monosyllabic have five syllables? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Why are they called...
  2. S

    Unanswerable questions!

    Below, you will see a photograph of a group of friends. Your job after seeing the photo is to answer the questions mentioned below :bleh: a) who's sleeping, b) who woke up, c) who is happy, d) who's sick, e) who's drunk, The PhotoGraph...
  3. L

    Answers To Some Driving Test Questions....

    Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate. Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."...
  4. A

    Questions without an answer...!!

    Adam and Eve were the first people on earth............Did they have belly buttons? A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy? Are unripened oranges called greens? A wise old owl sat on an oak, The more he saw the less he spoke...
  5. I

    Brilliant Questions..........!! And Excellent Answers!!!

    Below are the Interview Questions, which were asked in HR Round..... Be careful while you answering, No one will GET second chance to impress.... Very very Impressive Questions and Answers..... ... Question 1: You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it's raining...
  6. A

    I Think These Are Stupid Questions What U Think????

    1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends... Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet... Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that...
  7. C

    Questions from kids

    >>> > > A mother is driving her 7 year-old daughter to her friend's house >>> > > for a >>> play date when the little girl asks "Mommy," how old are you?" >>> > "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother >>> > replies >>> sweetly. "It's not polite." >>> > "OK", the...
  8. G

    Questions you cannot answer

    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on...
  9. P

    Some Awesome Library Questions

    "Do you have a list of all the books written in the English language?" "Do you have that book by Rushdie: 'Satanic Nurses'?" (Actual title: "Satanic Verses") "I was here about three weeks ago looking at a cookbook that cost $39.95 . Do you know which one it is?" "Can you tell me why...
  10. S

    Some unanswered Questions

    1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird) 2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought) 3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd) 4.If the "black box" flight...
  11. K

    Top 10 Stupid Questions

    Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations : 1.) At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. ..... Stupid Question :- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer :- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. ****** 2.) In the...
  12. Nico

    Those Questions No One Can Answer

    What disease did cured ham have? What's the difference between unique and very unique? We put in our two cents, but only get a penny for our thoughts. Who gets the extra penny? When do you become important enough to be considered assassinated and not just murdered? Can you cry...
  13. ?

    Top 10 Stupid Questions

    op 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations : 1.) At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. ..... Stupid Question :- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer :- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. ****** 2.) In the bus...
  14. A

    30 Questions women ask men

    1. Why are men such jerks? It's a testosterone thing. Much similar to your PMS thing, we men suffer from testosterone poisoning. Why do you think the average life-span of a male is typically 10 years shorter (and it's not just from all the bitching and nagging we have to endure)? Hormone...
  15. M

    Court Questions and Answers

    Some of the following would need to be read carefully if you are to follow the joke :ohyeah: But they are funny as hell :lmao: Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. :lmao: Q: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did...
  16. elfreda

    Funni questions

    OK! Prepare for itemized criticism. First of all its "throw" not "through" :lmao: Second, the first two jokes were super cheesy And third, i didnt even get the last one.:lol:
  17. J

    All those odd little questions that pop into your head from nowhere

    Post them Like How do they make white paint white? No need to answer a question though. You can simply post your wonderings and maybe some here can answer them.
  18. M

    A couple of questions for you

    Do you know anyone who doesn't lock their home? Do they lock their car(s)? Leave the keys in the ignition? When was the last time you felt safe not doing any of these things? Is it considered rude to show up at a friend's house unannounced? If so, do you do it anyway? Is there a time of...
  19. T

    Have all topics and questions about sex has been discussed on CAERF?.

    Did we miss anything. Is there room for anything new?. Just asking.
  20. Johnnny

    Some important newbie questions.......

    Working my courage up to visit my first w/l soon. I'm totally terrified and want to know who would the forum recommend as my first w/l experience? Unsure of: 1. Not sure if I want GFE or PSE. (maybe PSE - I watch a lot of it - Not much of an actor though) 2. Not fussy on price. Happy to...
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