Comfort Oasis Best Masseuse

[sjlovesmassage]

I havent been there since Amy and she was getting pushy for my tastes as well... wow on the avoid at all costs list, sorry to hear about your shit experience....

 

[Tonyguy]

Overall, if you want good cheap fun, go to Kelly. If you are wanting extreme lookers, then you will have to go elsewhere. If you want to be scammed...go to Comfort Oasis or Bodycare

If you want the best massage out there and not some random rubbing and want a HE...go to Tina

Which kelly is this?

 

[Tonyguy]

I don't know...they all use random English names, but write down their Chinese one. I am going to assume they are all the same there in one way or another. there are plenty of others out there so I won't be trying again. $200 for a 45 min massage and a HE from an older mediocre lady is absurd IMO

That is insane. Never had that problem there before

 

[Guy Here]

Sorry to hear but who did you see?? So we know who to avoid

I don't know...they all use random English names, but write down their Chinese one. I am going to assume they are all the same there in one way or another. there are plenty of others out there so I won't be trying again. $200 for a 45 min massage and a HE from an older mediocre lady is absurd IMO

 

[Guy Here]

Which kelly is this?

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-health-beaut...py/1097001189?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

Go there. I didn't have to say a word...she just knew what to do and went to town.

 

[Guy Here]

I havent been there since Amy and she was getting pushy for my tastes as well... wow on the avoid at all costs list, sorry to hear about your shit experience....

I have heard good and bad things about Amy, but there are many more on my hit list before her. I don't want another Bodycare/Oasis experience and she does have ties to Oasis

 

[ChaosFactor]

Overall, if you want good cheap fun, go to Kelly. If you are wanting extreme lookers, then you will have to go elsewhere. If you want to be scammed...go to Comfort Oasis or Bodycare

If you want the best massage out there and not some random rubbing and want a HE...go to Tina

Hey Guy do you mean Tina over by Bonnie Doon? If not can you share Tina's info and does she provide a receipt? Thanks

 

[sjlovesmassage]

There was a Tina at Lewis that is no longer there
I am hoping she found work elsewhere heh

 

[ChaosFactor]

I have heard good and bad things about Amy, but there are many more on my hit list before her. I don't want another Bodycare/Oasis experience and she does have ties to Oasis

Amy is pushy for upselling but you just need to be firm. Other than that she knows her business..

 

[Guy Here]

Yes Tina at bonnie Doon is who I am talking about.

 

[ChaosFactor]

I tried Tina once but found her to be very clinical with anything extra

 

[KyleLowry]

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-health-beaut...py/1097001189?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

Go there. I didn't have to say a word...she just knew what to do and went to town.

The Kelly beside Samba massage? Weird. I went there and she had Mr completely covered. No hint of a HE and when I asked at the end she said no. I even asked to be undraped and she said no lol. Weird.

 

[Guy Here]

Not the kelly beside samba...the Kelly that works at Samba. Wow fun is all I can say

 

[KyleLowry]

Not the kelly beside samba...the Kelly that works at Samba. Wow fun is all I can say

Can you pm me price and contact info? And maybe some detail lol! Thanks!

 

[Guy Here]

ok

 

[Qster]

Was not a great day getting satisfactory massage. Based on intel here, visited Kelly, looked different than I had envisioned, heavy set oriental, very plain and very clinical and stern looking, massage was good, but no hint of "fun" at all. During the flip, I intentionally let the towel slip, she quickly jammed the towel back in place, completely ignoring the salute that the little guy was trying to give her, a quick arm massage later, She just said time's up and walked out of the room. Obviously either I got the wrong Kelly or I am already in her bad books. Appointment was for an hour, she was late coming out, left the room early so 45 min massage received? We were in the first room right by the entrance, I can hear other customers coming in and out of the spa the entire time, slightly distracting.

After Kelly, decided to try Comfort Oasis, no appointment, just walked in, a plain looking slim lady greeted me. I didnt mind, 30ish, looked a lot younger than Amy. About 30 min. into a mediocre massage, she did the hand gesture, I nobbed, price $20 higher than what Amy used to charge me, I nobbed again (too lazy to haggle), I tried a little bit of touchy feelly, she moved out of range, extreme robot like with the double-handed lightsaber grip... then right at the critical moment, the moment when most of our facial expressions change, she stopped dead, dropped everything and asked "are you in pain?". I didn't know whether to laugh, cry or complain. She seems genuine new to this hanky panky stuff. Didnt bother to ask for her name, as I am not going to be back.

My bad for forgetting that Amy is no longer at CO, should have tried a walk in at Amy's. Amy is pushy but at least her service was good.

 

[Albertaman]

You definitely did not get Kelly. Kelly is very skinny, but unfortunately she has a man like face, bone structure that is a bit of a turn off for me personally, even if she works hard at giving good service.

We collectively need to find a younger Amy.

 

[Qster]

Just double checked ad, I called Kelly's and was at the right address. Sigh. I truly hate calling, booking an appointment but no idea who I actually visited.

 

[tigger8899]

I can confirm with Albertaman. Kelly is rather tall for a Chinese lady, bout 5'8 and skinny, not a stick. She didn't do anything for me in the looks department either but Albertaman described her pretty well as having a mans face.

Guy above had me confused. I had called Samba and they said there's not a Kelly at Samba. They texted that they were the only therapist working at Samba but they didn't give me their name. So, i'm assuming the Kelly I saw was the correct one reviewed in the forums.

 

[ChaosFactor]

I can confirm with Albertaman. Kelly is rather tall for a Chinese lady, bout 5'8 and skinny, not a stick. She didn't do anything for me in the looks department either but Albertaman described her pretty well as having a mans face.

Guy above had me confused. I had called Samba and they said there's not a Kelly at Samba. They texted that they were the only therapist working at Samba but they didn't give me their name. So, i'm assuming the Kelly I saw was the correct one reviewed in the forums.

The confusion comes from the fact there are 3 separate massage companies working out of the one location.
Samba, Kelly's and a third (too lazy to google the last name). Samba has the office space at the front and if you walk in and talk to the person in the office you get Samba and not Kelly or whichever business/rmt that is not busy.
If you want to get Kelly then you need to call HER number and book a time with her..