How to tell if your on the right side of "YMMV"

[TheKWguy]

Was a busy day today, alot of things happening and to cap it off I get to come back home and read shit that pisses me off. TMI

Thought I would lighten my mood and share something fun with you guys. This is how I can tell if I'm walking into a session that will end up with me being on the right side of the infamous "YMMV"

Signs that I am on the right side of "YMMV":

She touches her hair subconsciously at least once when she first sees me
Smiles
pussy gets wet almost instantly

Signs that I am NOT on the right side of "YMMV":

I try to suck in my gut to give a good impression while I wait for her to walk in....

Feel free to share your own

 

[Sybarite]

Right side: When reviewers emphatically claim that she won't DFK, etc. but she does for you.

Wrong side: When reviewers all agree that she will DFK, etc. but yet she doesn't for you.

 

[Leviathan]

Right Side:

1) You get great mileage of “on and off “ menu services after consistently reading just ok or poor reviews on a pretty girl.

2) She is dripping wet and truly orgasms

3) She unleashes her animal lust/inhibitions ...spontaneous vs going through routine - vocally, mentally and physically

 

[King Arthur]

It is not a date she does not have to like you and you do not have to play games. The way to tell is to ask her and tell her what she will get in return. The girl is not there because she likes you and every day these girls suck off guys they would never talk to anywhere else. You do not need teen girl magazine flirtation codes to get good service.

 

[GordianKnot]

It is not a date she does not have to like you and you do not have to play games. The way to tell is to ask her and tell her what she will get in return. The girl is not there because she likes you and every day these girls suck off guys they would never talk to anywhere else. You do not need teen girl magazine flirtation codes to get good service.

Havta agree with this!

 

[TheKWguy]

I see alot of off the beaten path places. This applies when it is not a body rub

 

[Sybarite]

Money is the most important factor by far, but it's definitely not the only one. There are many reasons why girls prefer some clients over others.

If all guys can get the same milage whether she likes you or not then there really isn't a whole lot of YMMV happening is there? That may be more true in the SP world, but in MP land milage can sometimes vary tremendously from guy to guy. That's why many girls choose massage in the first place: because they have enormous discretion over what type of session they choose to provide you with.

It may be true some attendants will give the same milage to every guy who walks through the door whether they like you or not, but I think for most even though they are in business these girls are still human, and they still have their preferences so it's not always just a simple matter of telling them what you want and expect from the moment you first meet them.

That doesn't necessarily mean you have to be great looking, young, skilled, charming, etc. It just means that there are many other considerations in play besides money that also affect what type of session you will ultimately get.

 

[OleDirtyBastard]

I think I'm usually on the "right side of YMMV". I primarily go to Flirt Finch so I'm not expecting major mileage that would usually cost extra but usually get DFK and DATY on the menu.

I'm clean, polite and crack a lot of jokes. Scrub important parts well during shower and rinse multiple times with provided mouth wash during pre-season shower time to make sure my breath isn't bad. I'm in my late 30s and in pretty good shape (despite being pretty hairy) Recently grew a full beard which I keep neatly trimmed. Not sure if that is a YMMV factor for some gals since I've had a few who won't even do LFK. lol

Interested in hearing how much of a factor body/facial hair is for YMMV. I'd imagine it would be more of a factor for FOB Asians since they're not used to as much hair on Asian men. I remember when I was in South East Asia I had girls stroking my hairy chest saying "James Bond! " - probably referring to the Sean Connery iteration...

 

[King Arthur]

Money is the most important factor by far, but it's definitely not the only one. There are many reasons why girls prefer some clients over others.

If all guys can get the same milage whether she likes you or not then there really isn't a whole lot of YMMV happening is there? That may be more true in the SP world, but in MP land milage can sometimes vary tremendously from guy to guy. That's why many girls choose massage in the first place: because they have enormous discretion over what type of session they choose to provide you with.

It may be true some attendants will give the same milage to every guy who walks through the door whether they like you or not, but I think for most even though they are in business these girls are still human, and they still have their preferences so it's not always just a simple matter of telling them what you want and expect from the moment you first meet them.

That doesn't necessarily mean you have to be great looking, young, skilled, charming, etc. It just means that there are many other considerations in play besides money that also affect what type of session you will ultimately get.

Ninety nine percent of the other considerations go back to money and yeah they have preferences but those are not like normal human preferences like one girl told me her most preferred clients are old guys like 70+ that is not because she would talk to them outside her job it is because they are easy for her to deal with. Some of these girls think they can figure out who the rich guys are just by looking at them or who the repeat clients will be. They decide real quick who the aspie virgins are which guys are there just for an ego boost from talking to her. They make so many judgments. Other times it is luck of the draw like the girl sucked off the last five guys in back to back appointments and she wants a break. I dont play games I just lay my cards on the table say what I like and what I offer for it and she makes her choice and most of the time that works. If you are looking for flirty signals that you read about in Teen Vogue you are crazy and the girl is secretly laughing at you even if her laughter is muffled by your dick in her mouth.

 

[Hangdai]

Right side: Overall, I think DFK and eye contact are the biggest indicators. Not a light peck on the lips, I mean full open mouth tongues fighting it out to see which one goes deepest into the throat type DFK. Was never a big fan of kissing then one day, with the right lady, it kinda just clicked for me, and I’ve never looked back.
Ladies also will tell you it’s one of the most intimate things they can share with a man. Honestly, it’s easier to be offered Greek or cimsw than for a lady to offer up real passionate DFK.
With the right lady, I would rather have 5 minutes of passionate DFK than an hour of fucking or sucking.

Eye contact in general, if they don’t mind looking at your ugly mug for more than 10 seconds, always a good sign.


Wrong side : “are you cumming baby?” 30 seconds after starting, lol.

 

[TheKWguy]

Let me outline a scenario where this sort of matters:

I was in Macau at one of their massage parlour/saunas. They have a line up for like 20 women and they are all trying to convience you to pick them.

Here, your at a regular bodyrub and she walks in to the lobby to shake your hand. She basically walks in and its the same game. Always best to spend time with someone who looks interested and is energetic.

 

[JaimeWolf]

1. Hygiene is part of it. Shaved my pubic hair and right away two of my regulars started doing BLS when they weren't before.

2. The girl declines your tip. Had this happen with three MPAs. They say because I'm "super cute".

3. You notice mileage getting higher during the session or on repeat visits. I've had MPAs that did only LFK at the beginning of a session, but were devouring my mouth near the end. Also had girls that did CIM or rimming on me with no upcharge after the 2nd or 3rd session.

 

[Jethro Tull]

when they pick you up and drive you home after

 

[Sybarite]

Ninety nine percent of the other considerations go back to money and yeah they have preferences but those are not like normal human preferences like one girl told me her most preferred clients are old guys like 70+ that is not because she would talk to them outside her job it is because they are easy for her to deal with. Some of these girls think they can figure out who the rich guys are just by looking at them or who the repeat clients will be. They decide real quick who the aspie virgins are which guys are there just for an ego boost from talking to her. They make so many judgments. Other times it is luck of the draw like the girl sucked off the last five guys in back to back appointments and she wants a break. I dont play games I just lay my cards on the table say what I like and what I offer for it and she makes her choice and most of the time that works. If you are looking for flirty signals that you read about in Teen Vogue you are crazy and the girl is secretly laughing at you even if her laughter is muffled by your dick in her mouth.

If they like guys who are clean, polite, gentle, etc. these are not normal human preferences? What does that have to do with money?

Your method works great for you by the sounds of it, but it's not the only way.

Yes they make so many judgements and one of the most important is whether they want you as a client or not. I guess in your estimation that decision is 99% based on monetary considerations only.

I beg to differ, but perhaps I'm hopelessly naive, or maybe I just can't hear the laughter.

 

[King Arthur]

If they like guys who are clean, polite, gentle, etc. these are not normal human preferences? What does that have to do with money?

Your method works great for you by the sounds of it, but it's not the only way.

Yes they make so many judgements and one of the most important is whether they want you as a client or not. I guess in your estimation that decision is 99% based on monetary considerations only.

I beg to differ, but perhaps I'm hopelessly naive, or maybe I just can't hear the laughter.

Yeah good hygiene is important for sure. Being polite is good I am always very polite about asking the girl to lick my nutsack some more. Gentle I dont know it is bad to do something that hurts the girl but a lot of them are used to rough play and it can really heat up the session in my experience but some girls hate it then you have to be more gentle so that all depends. But the girl can think you are clean polite gentle and still think you are a dumb ugly loser too but she will flatter you and do DFK or FS or CIMSW for the money so I don’t worry about what she is thinking. I try to be respectful by being upfront about what I like and what I offer in return. Girls like that usually. Guys that care a lot about lovey dovey let me get to know you stuff are a pain in the butt for the girls because they have to be more sensitive about the guys feelings and pretend they are friends when they would never talk outside the job. There are girls that would rather do that routine but a lot of them just want take care of business and get paid.

 

[TheKWguy]

Yeah good hygiene is important for sure. Being polite is good I am always very polite about asking the girl to lick my nutsack some more. Gentle I dont know it is bad to do something that hurts the girl but a lot of them are used to rough play and it can really heat up the session in my experience but some girls hate it then you have to be more gentle so that all depends. But the girl can think you are clean polite gentle and still think you are a dumb ugly loser too but she will flatter you and do DFK or FS or CIMSW for the money so I don’t worry about what she is thinking. I try to be respectful by being upfront about what I like and what I offer in return. Girls like that usually. Guys that care a lot about lovey dovey let me get to know you stuff are a pain in the butt for the girls because they have to be more sensitive about the guys feelings and pretend they are friends when they would never talk outside the job. There are girls that would rather do that routine but a lot of them just want take care of business and get paid.

Good point on the last bit.

 

[sweetbabyjamie]

If your on the good side of “ymmv” then let’s just say your session will be super sexy and kinky

 

[luvasians]

Right side: she takes the money
Wrong side: she bites off my dick during a bbbjcim (bare back blow job chews in mouth)

 

[Shag]

after the 1000 dick in their mouth, got to think it is just business. If you were a server or for that matter a salesperson, you size up your customer. Clean appearance, good manners all come into play

sounds like it may even translate into the rear world when she opens her mouth and you say ah.

 

[Sybarite]

Yeah good hygiene is important for sure. Being polite is good I am always very polite about asking the girl to lick my nutsack some more. Gentle I dont know it is bad to do something that hurts the girl but a lot of them are used to rough play and it can really heat up the session in my experience but some girls hate it then you have to be more gentle so that all depends. But the girl can think you are clean polite gentle and still think you are a dumb ugly loser too but she will flatter you and do DFK or FS or CIMSW for the money so I don’t worry about what she is thinking. I try to be respectful by being upfront about what I like and what I offer in return. Girls like that usually. Guys that care a lot about lovey dovey let me get to know you stuff are a pain in the butt for the girls because they have to be more sensitive about the guys feelings and pretend they are friends when they would never talk outside the job. There are girls that would rather do that routine but a lot of them just want take care of business and get paid.

I'm all for being friendly but trying to get their numbers, pursuing relationships, falling in love, extended conversation, seeing them outside the spa etc. is not the goal. A crazy hot session is all I am seeking, so the question is how to go about doing that and ending up on the very best side of YMMV.

One method is to present your MPA with a laundry list of what you expect and how much you'll pay from the second you meet her, because in your view it's 99% only about money for the girls anyways. That works for you.

From my perspective the girls will ultimately take even better care of guys who look after them financially and also try to be good to them in a number of other non-financial ways. These are not mutually exclusive options. It doesn't need to be one or the other, I think it can be both at the same time and many girls will take the very best care of guys who treat them really well both financially and otherwise.

Sure some don't care about how you treat them, they just want to get paid and that's it. But many would prefer to get paid and treated with decency and thoughtfulness across the board, including genuine respect. It's not only about the money. A novel, and perhaps totally deluded philosophy, but it works for me.