Chat What's your kink?

[DarkwingDuck]

As my signature line suggests, I'm really into fake boobs. The origin goes back to just before or during puberty - when the girls my age started growing breasts. GROWING BREASTS. That was so hot to me. Although I didn't know the meaning of the word then, it had quickly become a fetish. I would fantasize about girls boobs growing bigger and bigger.

Later, I'm introduced to the Internet (I'm showing my age here). There, I discovered two things: 1) I wasn't alone, there are entire communities devoted to breast expansion. 2) Breast implants are a thing... as in, real-world non-fantasy breast expansion. I was so hooked. To this day, before and after pictures are something I'm into.

Years later, I go to my first strip club - where, for the first time, I finally felt and played with fake boobs. I was in heaven. There was no looking back. I've been a strip club regular ever since. I only ever get dances with enhanced girls. Bigger the better. I've also discovered I like talking about fake boobs just as much as playing with them. There have been a few times when I miscalculated, only to learn that she's natural after the bra comes off. I'm always disappointed. When I started going to MPs, it was same thing. I have only ever gotten massages with enhanced ladies. I've always been so thankful that profiles clearly state if they're real or not.

Like others here, my kink has refined over the years. Now a thing I'm really getting into is talking to the girls about getting them even bigger. In some cases, the dancer or MPA will role play with me, pretending they regret their size and wish they went bigger. Some of the girls are good enough at role playing I don't know if they are or not! There's a dancer at The Rail that I'm pretty convinced does want to go bigger (she calls her recently enhanced boobs a great "starter pair"... so hot). There are several MPAs that I know are totally down with this role-play thing. I've met a few who aren't or aren't good at it.

But here's a new one for me... the other day I was at The Rail, and there was a smoking hot young dancer with pretty big boobs. I was 90% sure they were natural, but it wouldn't have been surprised either way. So she gets talking to me, and I straight up tell her about my fetish, that I'm not sure if hers are real or fake, but either way - would she be willing to pretend she wants to get her boobs done. She tells me she's natural, but as it happens she is saving up to get hers done. So I went for a dance with her knowing she was natural and it was the hottest thing ever. Now I want to see an MPA who is game. But that'll be riskier. I don't want a session with a girl who a) isn't into role play or b) doesn't want to get her boobs done one day.

Here's a bucket list item for me: I want to get a massage from a girl who really is planning on getting hers done, and then a subsequent massage after. That would drive me fucking wild. So, if you know of any girls who are going to - please let me know!!!!!

This was awesome.
I had an experience at Rail where this girl with smaller tits wanted to get them done but was scared. I explained to her how it worked since I'm very well versed in boob jobs. I was basically giving her a consult while she sat in my lap and I was explaining the different types, and entry points. This went on for at least 3 songs, and then she danced for me for a few, then she sat some more. We were in there for half an hour at least and she only charged me for half of the time because I was so helpful. I found it funny I had her tits in my hand as I was explaining how scarring can look.

 

[DarkwingDuck]

My fetish is ass. I'm all about dat booty. I want to eat it, finger it, fuck it, you name it.
My girl shamed me for it because she didn't know I was into it. Now she's come around and tells me I can enjoy myself with other girls since she's not into it.
Gentlemen, she even...have a seat...this will shock you...she even apologized for kink shaming me!

 

[UsefulIdiot]

My fetish is ass. I'm all about dat booty. I want to eat it, finger it, fuck it, you name it.
My girl shamed me for it because she didn't know I was into it. Now she's come around and tells me I can enjoy myself with other girls since she's not into it.
Gentlemen, she even...have a seat...this will shock you...she even apologized for kink shaming me!

Kink shaming? I love it. I think I was born too soon.

 

[DarkwingDuck]

Kink shaming? I love it. I think I was born too soon.

Ya, she was a total bitch about it. 45 minutes straight saying I'm nasty. I sat in silence hurting.
However she's the one who wants me to fuck other women because she loves to watch or hear about it. Who's the real freak here?

 

[Macx96]

Ya, she was a total bitch about it. 45 minutes straight saying I'm nasty. I sat in silence hurting.
However she's the one who wants me to fuck other women because she loves to watch or hear about it. Who's the real freak here?

Sounds like a girl ready for the porn industry!

 

[snoopdoggie]

This was awesome.
I had an experience at Rail where this girl with smaller tits wanted to get them done but was scared. I explained to her how it worked since I'm very well versed in boob jobs. I was basically giving her a consult while she sat in my lap and I was explaining the different types, and entry points. This went on for at least 3 songs, and then she danced for me for a few, then she sat some more. We were in there for half an hour at least and she only charged me for half of the time because I was so helpful. I found it funny I had her tits in my hand as I was explaining how scarring can look.

You should become a boob consultant. It can be a decent paying career

 

[chaychay]

Now she's come around and tells me I can enjoy myself with other girls since she's not into it.
Gentlemen, she even...have a seat...this will shock you...she even apologized for kink shaming me!

However she's the one who wants me to fuck other women because she loves to watch or hear about it. Who's the real freak here?

This girl is what I call "a keeper". Nice!!!

 

[chaychay]

This was awesome.
I had an experience at Rail where this girl with smaller tits wanted to get them done but was scared. I explained to her how it worked since I'm very well versed in boob jobs. I was basically giving her a consult while she sat in my lap and I was explaining the different types, and entry points. This went on for at least 3 songs, and then she danced for me for a few, then she sat some more. We were in there for half an hour at least and she only charged me for half of the time because I was so helpful. I found it funny I had her tits in my hand as I was explaining how scarring can look.

This is awesome!!!

This reminded me of another time at the rail, when I went with a girl who turned out to be natural. I wasn't 100% sure. Anyways, after I told about my kink and she was very cool about it, I asked her if she'd mind pretending for me that she'd like to get hers done one day. I kid you not, her next words were "I was thinking the armpit incision..." and she continued from there. I think her name was Cameron. I haven't seen here since!

 

[DarkwingDuck]

This is awesome!!!

This reminded me of another time at the rail, when I went with a girl who turned out to be natural. I wasn't 100% sure. Anyways, after I told about my kink and she was very cool about it, I asked her if she'd mind pretending for me that she'd like to get hers done one day. I kid you not, her next words were "I was thinking the armpit incision..." and she continued from there. I think her name was Cameron. I haven't seen here since!

Armpit is the way to go!!
I don't get why anyone would do areola anymore. The scar can just ruin the whole look.

 

[chaychay]

Armpit is the way to go!!
I don't get why anyone would do areola anymore. The scar can just ruin the whole look.

Sure, but you can only go so big!

 

[OG_funguy]

I like to meet hairy trannies while roaming the woods near St Clair and Mount Pleasant, and while bending over a stump, get fucked up the ass real hard. So hard, that the underside of my throbbing cock picks up a few slivers.
When I shoot my wad of yellow sticky spunk all over the stump, me and the tranny take turns licking it all up. Then we kiss, and as he walks away, I squat and let his greasy seed flow down my legs into the mossy dirt. Then, I buy a coke.

Really dude, you can't be serious!!! I just don't believe it! Can't be true....everyone knows Pepsi is better.

 

[Slag]

Pepsi

 

[OG_funguy]

Sadly, a few years ago, I was walking on that path with my wife, and we spotted a tranny fucking a short fat white guy bending over a stump. Ever since then I have been shoving pieces of bark up my arse.

Lots of trannys in Thailand and Italy...or so I've been told.

I guess you like movies like the Crying Game and Brokeback Mountain...

 

[loves to lick]

I hope there was some lub for that poor guy

 

[OG_funguy]

I saved a photo from my last visit to Muse spa

That's depressing...even a dwarf has a bigger dick than me

 

[loves to lick]

are you sure you don't need lub