Chat What if I get an MPA pregnant?

[shakenbake]

I would like to add a couple points
1. The Plan B pill is not 100%. It’s effective. But not 100%
2. It doesn’t matter if you pull out half way or all the way. Or how often you blow your load in a week. You can impregnate someone on your precum alone. Chances are lower of course. But a lot of accidental
pregnancies occur with precum.

If I were you I would continue to bug her and text her and make sure she takes the pill. if she ends up getting pregnant call a lawyer ASAP. Start moving your assets to cash so that they can’t be traced or payed out. I personally would move everything to bit coin, create another off shore account and move the money via Bitcoin to it (in case Bitcoin crashes). It would make it almost impossible to trace. Buy some gold bars as well. It may sound dramatic and as if I’m joking. But you aren’t the first guy this has happened to and you wont be the last. When a married man impregnates a younger woman and that woman is going to blackmail him, this is the advice the man is given. Good luck.

He needs to keep the receipt and copies of the messages, as well, in case it goes to court.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

 

[kittyhound69]

How about a pool ? On what’s the gender of little kl

 

[hangul99]

I would like to add a couple points
1. The Plan B pill is not 100%. It’s effective. But not 100%
2. It doesn’t matter if you pull out half way or all the way. Or how often you blow your load in a week. You can impregnate someone on your precum alone. Chances are lower of course. But a lot of accidental
pregnancies occur with precum.

If I were you I would continue to bug her and text her and make sure she takes the pill. if she ends up getting pregnant call a lawyer ASAP. Start moving your assets to cash so that they can’t be traced or payed out. I personally would move everything to bit coin, create another off shore account and move the money via Bitcoin to it (in case Bitcoin crashes). It would make it almost impossible to trace. Buy some gold bars as well. It may sound dramatic and as if I’m joking. But you aren’t the first guy this has happened to and you wont be the last. When a married man impregnates a younger woman and that woman is going to blackmail him, this is the advice the man is given. Good luck.

Moving assets around is a little difficult to do without alerting the wife.

 

[hangul99]

... so small town Chinese girl, mebbe doing sex 4 $$$ but still kinda naive... in China, abortion = pretty e-z... but hospitals kinda busy & scary these days, she may overestimate how e-z 2 end it...

Mebbe kinda problem... but she likely fixes this w/o yr help. No income lotsa months, not gd 4 her... & she's gotta b thinking u can slip away pretty e-z, 2...
IMHO, likely there is nothing 2 worry about... unexpected bbfs+cip= pretty glorious, don't let yer worries eclipse that memory!

She could be collecting government benefits currently. Once the baby is born support kicks in. After a paternity test of course.

 

[dtm1973]

Simple - if she starts showing a baby bump ghost her - wait - no fuck the shit outta her BB cause pregnant women are horny as fuck and love anal.

First name means nothing, park away from where you meet her so she doesnt get your plate. Dont worry about the security cams, they are usually fuzzy and useless.

Get a burner and use that phone number - she will probably only keep the new number.

As her how she has been feeling - apparently taking one of those makes you feel sick as shit for a day or so.

 

[Caliguy]

Simple - if she starts showing a baby bump ghost her - wait - no fuck the shit outta her BB cause pregnant women are horny as fuck and love anal.

First name means nothing, park away from where you meet her so she doesnt get your plate. Dont worry about the security cams, they are usually fuzzy and useless.

Get a burner and use that phone number - she will probably only keep the new number.

As her how she has been feeling - apparently taking one of those makes you feel sick as shit for a day or so.

preggie girl are very horny like you say!!

 

[Massxprt]

I did something stupid today...things got out of hand and I ended up busting inside of an MPA. I've seen her several times and this has never happened before, in fact she was very much against bbfs in the past. When it slipped in today, she did not resist and was really enjoying it so I figured it was her 'safe' period. Because it was so unexpected, it felt amazing and before I knew it, I just blew my load before I could pull out.

Afterwards when I told her what happened, she became quite concerned and upset. I asked when she last had her period and it was 2 weeks ago...WTF. So she wipes herself and then goes to take a shower. When she was done, she felt better and started hugging me and saying it's ok. After I left, I still felt very uneasy so I went to a nearby Shoppers to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacists told me the pill is very effective, especially if taken right away. I called the MPA and told her I had something to give her. I drove back to the spa and she came to my car where I gave her the pill. However, by now, she was feeling much better and said she thinks it will be okay and that she washed herself thoroughly. Of course, I know a shower won't do shit and tell her that she should still take the pill. She said ok and agreed to take it later.

So just curious...what happens if she doesn't take the pill and ends up getting pregnant. If she has the kid, is the guy still on the hook for support, even though it wasn't a 'joint' decision.

Yeah I know...stupid, stupid, stupid.

PS: since I didn't open the box, does anyone know if there are Chinese instructions inside?


View attachment 139779

Yes, you are absolutely on the hook for child support which is really quite high in Ontario. It will be calculated around22% of you net income and is paid AFTER TAX. There is no end date to child support in Ontario unlike the US and other provinces. As well there is no requirement that child support must go to the child. It's a windfall for the spouse. On top of child support you're responsible for all educations costs, costs for recreational or competitive supports, extraordinary medical costs. A Family lawyer told me of a case that she had when a kid finally graduated and went off child support at the age of 28. After a year the kid went back to school and back on child support until the age of 32.

Get a untraceable burn phone! PM me and I'll tell you how.

 

[kl_funguy]

Yes, you are absolutely on the hook for child support which is really quite high in Ontario. It will be calculated around22% of you net income and is paid AFTER TAX. There is no end date to child support in Ontario unlike the US and other provinces. As well there is no requirement that child support must go to the child. It's a windfall for the spouse. On top of child support you're responsible for all educations costs, costs for recreational or competitive supports, extraordinary medical costs. A Family lawyer told me of a case that she had when a kid finally graduated and went off child support at the age of 28. After a year the kid went back to school and back on child support until the age of 32.

Get a untraceable burn phone! PM me and I'll tell you how.

So I guess men have no say in the matter of whether to have the baby or not...what if I retire and am no longer working?

What's the point of a burner phone now if she already has my number?

 

[cupcrazy]

So I guess men have no say in the matter of whether to have the baby or not...what if I retire and am no longer working?

What's the point of a burner phone now if she already has my number?

if you can afford to retire, you can afford child support.

 

[Massxprt]

So I guess men have no say in the matter of whether to have the baby or not...what if I retire and am no longer working?

What's the point of a burner phone now if she already has my number?

You get a burner phone with pay as you go minutes on it which has no record back to you. (pay cash for the minutes and enter the code) You have a little "problem" and you throw the SIM card in the garbage with $30 to $50 in minutes on it and "poof" no more you. Go buy a new SIM for $5 with a new number and you're back in the game. Certain pay has you go phones erase and repurpose the numbers a week or so after they expire. Some other guy gets to sweat when he gets a call on his new phone from a pregnant ho. All my married friends who hobby have one.

 

[JumpingJackFlash]

I guess nobody worries contacting HIV from going BB

 

[luvdafurburger]

So I guess men have no say in the matter of whether to have the baby or not...what if I retire and am no longer working?

Not trying to be a Debbie Downer just a realist.

I have always been paranoid of "sperm jacking" which could easily happen although I have not personally heard of instances of this in the mpa scene here. Any girl could easily grab even your used tissues and do what she could to impregnate themselves. Your spunk ain't dead in 3 minutes as you head out the door. Turkey basters are $1 at Dollarama.

Are you making the assumption she doesn't want a pregnancy to the same degree that you do? Maybe it's not just ignorance she won't take the pill. Maybe that's why she's eager to see you again. Maybe she is hoping for another fill-up. Of course when things get hot dicks are more powerful than alcohol to make us fucking stupid. We've probably all had a few close calls. Tell her you went too far and that's it. But if you take her up on that again then well good luck.

If she was a "pro" it would be unlikely a child would be traced back to you at this point but whose to say what would happen in the future.

Bad news first:
-Exactly right. You will have absolutely 100% no say legally. She can go ahead and have the kid without you. Period. BackInTO could probably fill you in on how that works.
-You will as some have said be responsible for a possibly court ordered child support until the child turns 18 or finishes school.
-You will be stressed for the next month.

Potential Bad News:
-You may not be retiring soon.

Good news:
-You may still have a chance to be able to find an ally in a girlfriend of hers if possible to help you explain the significance of why she should take the pill and convince her to take it.
-Although not unheard of, first time pregnancies are really not common.
-If she's over 40 she probably won't have much say either even if she wants to carry to term.
-You still have a chance to check in with her in 4 to 6 weeks and if all is well you can draw a huge sigh of relief. No use crying over spilled spunk now...that ship has sailed.
-You may have another chance to remember life can change a lot and permanently in a few dumbass seconds. Jails are full of guys who would do anything to have those few seconds back.

Good luck I hope things work out.

 

[kl_funguy]

You get a burner phone with pay as you go minutes on it which has no record back to you. (pay cash for the minutes and enter the code) You have a little "problem" and you throw the SIM card in the garbage with $30 to $50 in minutes on it and "poof" no more you. Go buy a new SIM for $5 with a new number and you're back in the game. Certain pay has you go phones erase and repurpose the numbers a week or so after they expire. Some other guy gets to sweat when he gets a call on his new phone from a pregnant ho. All my married friends who hobby have one.

Sorry, I understand the benefit going forward but just that in this particular case, she already has my number (unless I cancel it but that's not possible right now)...

What's the coles notes version on how to get a burner phone set-up? Will it support text and WeChat?

 

[KEA666]

No use crying over spilled spunk now...that ship has sailed.

Hahahaha...this line is golden!!

 

[kl_funguy]

Not trying to be a Debbie Downer just a realist.

I have always been paranoid of "sperm jacking" which could easily happen although I have not personally heard of instances of this in the mpa scene here. Any girl could easily grab even your used tissues and do what she could to impregnate themselves. Your spunk ain't dead in 3 minutes as you head out the door. Turkey basters are $1 at Dollarama.

Are you making the assumption she doesn't want a pregnancy to the same degree that you do? Maybe it's not just ignorance she won't take the pill. Maybe that's why she's eager to see you again. Maybe she is hoping for another fill-up. Of course when things get hot dicks are more powerful than alcohol to make us fucking stupid. We've probably all had a few close calls. Tell her you went too far and that's it. But if you take her up on that again then well good luck.

If she was a "pro" it would be unlikely a child would be traced back to you at this point but whose to say what would happen in the future.

Bad news first:
-Exactly right. You will have absolutely 100% no say legally. She can go ahead and have the kid without you. Period. BackInTO could probably fill you in on how that works.
-You will as some have said be responsible for a possibly court ordered child support until the child turns 18 or finishes school.
-You will be stressed for the next month.

Potential Bad News:
-You may not be retiring soon.

Good news:
-You may still have a chance to be able to find an ally in a girlfriend of hers if possible to help you explain the significance of why she should take the pill and convince her to take it.
-Although not unheard of, first time pregnancies are really not common.
-If she's over 40 she probably won't have much say either even if she wants to carry to term.
-You still have a chance to check in with her in 4 to 6 weeks and if all is well you can draw a huge sigh of relief. No use crying over spilled spunk now...that ship has sailed.
-You may have another chance to remember life can change a lot and permanently in a few dumbass seconds. Jails are full of guys who would do anything to have those few seconds back.

Good luck I hope things work out.

Lots of good points and some friggin' hilarious ones (you know which ones I'm talking about )...

 

[KEA666]

Sorry, I understand the benefit going forward but just that in this particular case, she already has my number (unless I cancel it but that's not possible right now)...

What's the coles notes version on how to get a burner phone set-up? Will it support text and WeChat?

I say keep seeing her every week from now on, check with her every week and see if she has morning sickness and shit... if she does conceive... man best of luck to you

 

[kl_funguy]

I say keep seeing her every week from now on, check with her every week and see if she has morning sickness and shit... if she does conceive... man best of luck to you

Or maybe I can convince a few other guys to CIP with her. Then if I disappear, she will have no idea whose it is...

 

[KEA666]

Or maybe I can convince a few other guys to CIP with her. Then if I disappear, she will have no idea whose it is...

Now you’re being an ASS...If you think like that why you even care to post this thread in the first place.
Wait 2,3 weeks and see what happens, most of us just breaking your balls for CIP the girl

 

[hangul99]

Or maybe I can convince a few other guys to CIP with her. Then if I disappear, she will have no idea whose it is...

Are you willing to name names? Lol!

 

[kl_funguy]

Now you’re being an ASS...If you think like that why you even care to post this thread in the first place.
Wait 2,3 weeks and see what happens, most of us just breaking your balls for CIP the girl

Don't worry, just joking...yeah, I'll keep tabs on her for sure. As upset as she was when I told her what happened, I doubt she wants a baby right now either