He doesn't actually give two shits (ok, may one shit). He's been going on every Canadian review board (and even India)for a long time, adding about 500, 1 liner responses to random things.
In the Vancouver area, they have less than two pages of "review material?" And Amp's and massage providers have been "advertising" their intimate extras...through veiled, and even obvious wording.
But...apparently, good or bad...next to nobody wants to post reviews or commentary. It actually would be funny: if "Robert N" created about a page full of thread titles for the forum.
I even have some one liner zingers he could use....like:
"I went to this place in North Vancouver."
"Have you been to this place in North Vancouver"
"I went to Burnaby for holidays, and all I got was this lousy massage."
"I am in Buraby right now. I'm hungry, I'm hot, I'm horny. How is the menu?"
Etc...