Off Topic

[distinguished.gentleman]

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the off topic thread. Please have at it.

The way this site is going, we should be on page 100 within a few weeks

 

[Rubmegood]

Hey! What's up with the price of tea in China??? Can you believe it?? And don't get me started about the price of RICE!!

 

[m694ever]

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the off topic thread. Please have at it.

The way this site is going, we should be on page 100 within a few weeks

Awesome idea!!! This way I can read other valid reviews and skip this BS thread altogether.

 

[distinguished.gentleman]

Hey! What's up with the price of tea in China??? Can you believe it?? And don't get me started about the price of RICE!!

Rubmegood's reply reminded of a proviso on this thread. No Trump talk. Thanks in advance...

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

I couldn't say something good about Trump for all the tea in China....and I'm a conversative!!! As as this thread is for nonsense, I would be curious about what political parties my other personalities support? I think my Rub Me Good personality might be a supporter of the Green Party?

 

[Old Fart]

You could be Massage Me Good, or...Rub Me Maestro hahahahaha.

According to some people and their "proven beyond a doubt" evidence... (Excuse me while I take a moment to laugh)...
WE, THE MEMBERS OF MASSAGE PLANET PRESENT... TADA...
Massage Maestro/Rub Me Good et. al LOL. What a one man band !!!

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

I think I would like Rub Me Maestro...that way after you rub me, I would give you three wishes. If I could grant them for you, I would.

 

[Albertaman]

Rubmegood's reply reminded of a proviso on this thread. No Trump talk. Thanks in advance...

No Trump talk must have been the proviso that guided the Liberal government in it's budget creation. Whether we think Trump is a buffoon or a demented egoist, Canadians need to wake up from their frigging slumber and realize that the world has indeed changed. As Canada continues to post false numbers on job creation and economic strength (yeah right, people are all counting on their inflated house value to finance their golden years), the US economy is actually motoring along just fine. I may not like Trump, but my dislike for him is nothing compared to my disdain for the pansy we have as our PM, with no concept of the reality of building true economic strength. Liberal actions such as reducing annual TFSA contribution room etc are all part and parcel of moving Canada towards a 'welfare economy'. From an investor's perspective, don't blame people for putting their monies to work in other economies and jurisdictions. Canada moves towards becoming one big national park welcoming money laundering criminals and touring visitors while Canadians serve them timbits, clean toilets and wash down their Benzes.


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[Rubmegood]

No Trump talk must have been the proviso that guided the Liberal government in it's budget creation. Whether we think Trump is a buffoon or a demented egoist, Canadians need to wake up from their frigging slumber and realize that the world has indeed changed. As Canada continues to post false numbers on job creation and economic strength (yeah right, people are all counting on their inflated house value to finance their golden years), the US economy is actually motoring along just fine. I may not like Trump, but my dislike for him is nothing compared to my disdain for the pansy we have as our PM, with no concept of the reality of building true economic strength. Liberal actions such as reducing annual TFSA contribution room etc are all part and parcel of moving Canada towards a 'welfare economy'. From an investor's perspective, don't blame people for putting their monies to work in other economies and jurisdictions. Canada moves towards becoming one big national park welcoming money laundering criminals and touring visitors while Canadians serve them timbits, clean toilets and wash down their Benzes.


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Come on now Al. Don't sit on the fence! Tell us what you REALLY think....

 

[welldunn66]

Two things we should have invested in a few years back and wait it out till it starts to pay off this summer: Aurora Cannabis Inc, Loblaws/Shoppers Drug Mart or other pharmacies, and mining Bitcoin.
Oh shucks, could have paid dividends......

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Two things we should have invested in a few years back and wait it out till it starts to pay off this summer: Aurora Cannabis Inc, Loblaws/Shoppers Drug Mart or other pharmacies, and mining Bitcoin.
Oh shucks, could have paid dividends......

I was crazy not to start investing: like in Facebook, when it became a stock.

Now,
If only I ever had enough to invest.

I suppose I could have never put any out of pocket money into massages for the last three years.

I guess i didn't, because for me...that would have been even more crazy.

 

[Old Fart]

after you rub me, I would give you three wishes.

I love it when you talk dirty to me lol.

 

[Albertaman]

Writing this, not in reference to any post on this thread, but in reference to several other threads on the Edmonton board. Appears that a whole group of lunatics have shown up, and the posts and responses don't make any sense. Time for long term posters to stop responding to all that junk. Hopefully, the bitter masseuses and their pimp boyfriends etc will all take an extended March break in a wifi free zone.


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[Rubmegood]

Appears that a whole group of lunatics have shown up

A 'whole group' or one or two with multiple accounts? (Like Maestro... )

You're ecoing MY mantra: Don't feed the trolls and they will go away.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

A 'whole group' or one or two with multiple accounts? (Like Maestro... )

You're ecoing MY mantra: Don't feed the trolls and they will go away.

Yeah! I guess, because my name is #1 on the list, you guys must be me. I'm just trying to figure out which one or many comments of mine (ours) drew the ire of him/her.

Lol!!

 

[Albertaman]

MM, those of us who are not 'You', got together last night and decided we are ready to buy out the massage parlours that you own. Offer details have been texted to your widely published phone number. Please respond by end of business day, March 9th, and put all your troubled personalities behind you. LMAOROF


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[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

MM, those of us who are not 'You', got together last night and decided we are ready to buy out the massage parlours that you own. Offer details have been texted to your widely published phone number. Please respond by end of business day, March 9th, and put all your troubled personalities behind you. LMAOROF

Thankyou so much. I wish one of my personalities had law and investment expertise like yourself.

Ever since I've been exposed for the fraudster I am, and all these online names
I'm using: I've been losing business like crazy.

The ladies are quitting on me, some after spitting in my face. The triads refuse to recruit any of my favorite Geisha girls. (You know like ones that I keep hiring for XIAOPING) That's why we painted Geisha girls on our massage room walls there.

I was going to paint these murals in all my businesses, but money is drying up fast.
Nobody is calling my old or new number (the one Sunny was given). And when they do, they scream! "GO back to Korea, Kim Sum Dum Fuk, I hate you. You are a disgrace To short, brown chubby people everywhere.
You don't even look Korean...poser!!!!"

Many nights I lie awake crying in my beer. (And I don't even like beer. I drink it to punish myself.)

Maybe, I will give up this life, sell my Massage parlours, move to Toronto, and buy a convenience store. I'll call it Kim's Convenience. I will strive to make it so popular, people will come from far and wide to buy phone cards, condoms, overpriced meat, dairy and not so fresh produce.....just to hear my comedic banter. It will be so popular, they will put out a show on CBC, the whole world...of Canada...and a few Brits and Koreans can hear about my success story. Maybe...it will be the little convenience store that could...could unite North and South Korea into one happy Democratic Dictatorship....just like in China.

...or I will do stand-up ....

I will consider your offer Albertaman.


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[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Or maybe I will just move to Banff and/or Jasper, and apply to become a Mountain Climbing tour guide. I'm a bit of an expert on mountains, especially ones with a 67 degree slope.

Then I will just open one massage studio per town. They both will be 67 percent legit!!

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

But...please no bad reviews. Otherwise, I will post your number on Kijiji. And...if the reviews are really bad....Backpages and Craigslist too.

Really, really bad: Edmonton Sun, Journal and any other newspaper that may have survived the technology age.

REALLY, REALLY, BAD: T.V. & Radio.

 

[Rubmegood]

But...please no bad reviews. Otherwise, I will post your number on Kijiji. And...if the reviews are really bad....Backpages and Craigslist too.

Really, really bad: Edmonton Sun, Journal and any other newspaper that may have survived the technology age.

REALLY, REALLY, BAD: T.V. & Radio.

That sounds like a REALLY good investment of advertising dollars