My wife has never filled up a gas tank

[Ursus]

My wife is super beautiful. Stunningly beautiful.

Since we have been together for the past 2 decades, she has never put gas into our family cars. She claims she doesn't know how to, but whatever, I always have to go to the gas station and fill up her car and then my car too. Of course, done at different times.

She went shopping this afternoon, but before she left, she asked me if I had put gas into her car.

Just think about that for a moment.

 

[itstherealthing]

mine does the same thing
she says she is allergic to the smell of the gas
she only goes to full service stations and pays extra....so I fill it up to save money for MPA's

 

[snoopdoggie]

All gas stations were full service before the 1970's. Full service meant more than pumping gas into your tank. It also included checking your oil, and topping it up if necessary, checking and topping up the air in your tires, and squeeging your windshield and windows. But how many women drove cars before the 1970's? Not too many. Sometime along the way, someone thought it was a good idea to let the customers pump their own gas, and do their own cleaning and checking, in order to make more profits, by laying off employees. As an incentive to lure customers into the self serve stations, the gas was always 2 cents per gallon less than the full serve stations. Yes, these changes occurred when gasoline was still measured in gallons, not litres. It's kinda like what's happening now in banks, stores, and some fast food restaurants. The boardroom people are deciding to let the customers serve themselves so they can shed the number of employees they have to pay. Bigger bottom line profits are among the obvious reasons.

 

[Ursus]

I cant stand the banks. I went into a CIBC last month and asked for change. They didn't have any. I had to go to a Convenience Store and get change.

I am not kidding.

Was only able to use the bank machine and the bank machine couldn't give me any change.

 

[c1000]

Your broke ass can't afford a full tank. lol

 

[lotstoplaywith]

My wife is super beautiful. Stunningly beautiful.

Since we have been together for the past 2 decades, she has never put gas into our family cars. She claims she doesn't know how to, but whatever, I always have to go to the gas station and fill up her car and then my car too. Of course, don't at different times.

She went shopping this afternoon, but before she left, she asked me if I had put gas into her car.

Just think about that for a moment.

The king of bullshit speaks once again!

 

[snoopdoggie]

Your broke ass can't afford a full tank. lol

Not many people can. If you drive a 2018 Ford F-150 with a 136 litre tank and fill it at 1.28/litre, it will make your wallet $174 lighter.

 

[c1000]

Not many people can. If you drive a 2018 Ford F-150 with a 136 litre tank and fill it at 1.28/litre, it will make your wallet $174 lighter.

I doubt he drives a 2018 Ford F-150.

 

[Leviathan]

Makes perfect sense Ursky . You married a Loser! Perfect Match. 3 years later and still stuck with each other like twisted prisoners ! LoL

My wife is super beautiful. Stunningly beautiful.

Since we have been together for the past 2 decades, she has never put gas into our family cars. She claims she doesn't know how to, but whatever, I always have to go to the gas station and fill up her car and then my car too. Of course, don't at different times.

She went shopping this afternoon, but before she left, she asked me if I had put gas into her car.

Just think about that for a moment.

 

[snoopdoggie]

View attachment 93405 Makes perfect sense Ursky . You married a Loser! Perfect Match. 3 years later and still stuck with each other like twisted prisoners ! LoL

Instead of hanging out with a divorced wife, why not get a puppy? No need to fill up gas tanks for a puppy.

 

[Leviathan]

He knows how to pick them ! Zero skill and learning capability except shopping. Mail order bride who needed his passport to Canada . A village idiot. He left a daughter and unwedded village idiot wife in China. Class act with manly responsibilities like a homie ? A real winner. The idiot can barely take care of himself.

It’s catch 22. They can’t stand each other but at this stage of their life nobody wants them. Hence why Ursky is trapped in proposing marriage old Asian whores like Angela. The white young girls? Won’t even look at him .

His only asset is Canadian citizenship . He knows that but can’t bear to accept he is a born loser ! LoL

Instead of hanging out with a divorced wife, why not get a puppy? No need to fill up gas tanks for a puppy.

 

[JaimeWolf]

Not many people can. If you drive a 2018 Ford F-150 with a 136 litre tank and fill it at 1.28/litre, it will make your wallet $174 lighter.

That's why women are attracted to Ford pickup drivers - can afford $175 fill-ups.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jimgor...tracted-to-guys-driving-pickups/#7e7cd8e07a13

 

[Ursus]

Instead of hanging out with a divorced wife, why not get a puppy? No need to fill up gas tanks for a puppy.

My wife is extremely pretty. So, I accept alot of her shit.

 

[lotstoplaywith]

My wife is extremely pretty. So, I accept alot of her shit.

But you have claimed many times that you are not married.

 

[Hangdai]

But you have claimed many times that you are not married.

In the perspective of this whole story, does it really matter?
Wife, girlfriend, SO, when you get to a certain age, it becomes more of a business partnership.
It just exists, you don’t love it, you don’t hate it.
Most guys in here are in a very similiar relationship as Ursus, we just don’t talk about it.

Bottom line, if the female in your life could suck like DT Maggie, the whole sex industry would go broke.

 

[Ursus]

I am divorced but still living with my ex-wife.

What is so hard to grasp about that?

 

[Ursus]

My wife just left the house to go shopping again. The woman buys more purses than any one person could use.

Anyways, I said to her what I always say when she goes out on her own:

Scan with your eyes while driving and don't let anyone touch you.

I worry about her driving because she is a Chinese female. And she is so beautiful, so I don't want any guy to touch her.

 

[Leviathan]

Both of you can’t find another significant other and move on after 3 years. No children to bind you 2 even. Both of you have no face. LoL

Ursky: Marry me Asian Angela ?

Asian Angela: Diu! What kind of retard moron loser still lives with his ex wife for 3 years ?

Ursky: I’m a Libertarian !!! And Broke ass mountain! I got a sweet Trailer park facing the lake ! Please marry me?

Asian Angela : aiiyaaa ! Diu!! The Gwalio is not Man! You man? Or Baby?

I am divorced but still living with my ex-wife.

What is so hard to grasp about that?

 

[snoopdoggie]

That's why women are attracted to Ford pickup drivers - can afford $175 fill-ups.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jimgor...tracted-to-guys-driving-pickups/#7e7cd8e07a13

Sure. But money can't buy love.

 

[snoopdoggie]

My wife just left the house to go shopping again. The woman buys more purses than any one person could use.

Anyways, I said to her what I always say when she goes out on her own:

Scan with your eyes while driving and don't let anyone touch you.

I worry about her driving because she is a Chinese female. And she is so beautiful, so I don't want any guy to touch her.

I would worry about her driving too. Have you seen the way Chinese people drive in the GTA?