Kaiserslautern FKK

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The FKK club is alive and well in Kaiserslautern. Not much info out there for K-Town, so just thought I'd share what i found.

Just a warning though, to any GI's reading this post: try to keep it quiet. Damned quiet. Everywhere I've been in the world, the military is clamping down on this. Korea is rated PG now, for example. It's not illegal, but damned easy to make illegal for YOU. Which means bad business, which means no business...which means they go elsewhere or disappear. All you need is MP's patrolling these places, and other foreigners will have to deal with it too...so keep it quiet. I'm sure they know about it, but not that you do. lets keep it that way.

So far, I've gotten tips from this forum and international*******.com but nothing concrete. What's listed below is what I found, and it was pretty damned good.

If you can read German:

http://www.hurenforen.to/forum6/kaiserslautern/

If not:

http://redlightaddressbook.net/list.php?country=&region=KL&type=&search=

http://www.lustmap.de/rheinland-pfalz/kaiserslautern.html

BAM. That's all you need. You're set. Some even have websites and pictures. The cabbies know where they are and if not, just jot down the address. A lot of these places are used to americans and foreigners showing up so no worries if you can't speak German. They can point to the prices and you can figure it out.

I went to two.

Coconut Club FKK:

http://www.fkk-coconut.de/index.php?option=com_joomgallery&Itemid=1

Impressions: Good variety of girls. The girls on the site were really there, most of them anyway. Some were older, some were young and had perfect bodies. They were all nice, and great to talk to even if only 1 or 2 spoke decent english.

its in a rural area so dont freak out when all you see are houses around. Had no idea how to speak German but the mama san was really nice and explained by pointing to stuff. The club is a house, actually. the atmosphere was nice. Nothing very upscale, but not dirty or shady either. Very dark inside though. There's a main sitting area where you can relax and watch tv, a porno room with a dance pole, and a kitchen. Somewhat of a bar with vodka and some other stuff. You pay extra for alcohol, but regular drinks are free. There's a sauna and a shower, i think but never messed with it. Porno kino or something. Whatever.

You get the traditional FKK robe and slippers to strut around in, which was a first for me but nice easy access for the girls if you know what I mean. Puts you in a relaxed state of mind too, bein in a bath robe. Wierd, but nice.

Prices: 89 euro for all day access and 2 girls. CBJ and FS, 15-25 minutes each. Extra services, you pay extra for.
120 euro for full access and all 7 girls. Yes. All 7. You may need a full day to spend there and possibly some viagra.

Vanessa was great. Hot little Romanian blonde that was extremely tight. Amazing tiny body. Awesome attitude. Completey awesome.

Ana: Pornstar body, good attitude, a sex machine.

Tantra FKK:

http://www.fkk-tantra.de/index.php?id=2

Impressions: MUCH better atmosphere. it was nice even in the afternoon. Sunlight coming through everywhere, very relaxing. You could see the girls a lot better in the light. Seemed a lot more upscale than coconut. Girls were also hot, and not many older ones. The staff were all nice and helpful, even to this english speaking foreigner.

You get two towels and slippers. That's it. The robe is another 5 euro. Something about being around other dudes in just a towel doesn't sound enticing to me. I got the robe, and it was a damned comfy robe.

there is a bar but no alcohol until summer when they get a liquor license I guess. There's a salad bar, nachos, sauna, shower and the rooms were nice. Upstairs and downstairs. Theres a nice outdoor patio with a jacuzzi but it's broken. Smoking lounge with porno tv, hookahs (10 euro), kitchen area, balcony.

Prices: 35 euro for entrance, 50 for each girl. drinks and food are free. Extra services cost more of course.

Adrianna was completely hot. I might even say a 8 or 9, and I never say 8 or 9. Tall blonde lithuanian that should have been a model. Legs that went on forever. AND she did BBBJ along with the FS.

Didn't have enough tome to check out any others but Sex World was next on my list, based on a tip that there were hot girls there but never made it out.