H&H Experience?

[Deleted member 72001]

Serious question, are some of you guys getting kickbacks from certain massage places?
It seems certain places are always being bumped to the front page of the board and in many cases there is absolutely no pertinent information being shared.

The only time I will regurgitate an old post is if I actually went there.........and then, typically, only when it was my first visit or a new provider. If I told you once, that’s all you get from me........unless it’s my go to, LaBella. Close and good. (Same thought process as RMG on XP)
I wouldn’t be surprised if there are post fluffers. As a business owner I may try that exact tactic.

When I go see the real Sunny you guys will know about it. Like it or not I will be reviving an old thread. (Respectfully) I’ve been working through the vegetables on my plate and will be trying the top sirloin soon.

 

[ChaosFactor]

I understand if you go and try out a new girl at a well reviewed location but when it's a post like "went to place ABC and got the usual great service!" then it just really doesn't serve a purpose.
I think we all agree that one of the downsides of CAF is all the shilling that takes place there and I don't think we want to see that happen to this board.
The amount of times XP and Miracle get bumped when there is absolutely nothing new about the place astounds me (when there is something new post away), and posting the Kijiji ad on here for H&H just to say "hey look they offer undraped" (which does not necessarily mean extras are offered which we covered in a different thread).
I'm not trying to sound like the grumpy old guy on the board but there are so many unreviewed girls out there and we keep recycling the same old places.
The worst part is a bunch of us on here have seen girls who have not been reviewed and yet don't post a review until the question goes out "any information on this ____"
Maybe its just me and the board has just transitioned to more of a discussion forum and its the natural evolution.
More than likely guys just have less money to burn and we are sticking with the ones we know we are happy and get value from, I know I have kind of gone that way.

 

[m694ever]

Sign me up for kickbacks.
At least the Edmonton section has activity and that draws more activity good or bad.

 

[Deleted member 72001]

...........I'm not trying to sound like the grumpy old guy..............

Typically not one to point out the elephant in the room.........but you are awfully close to 50! LOL

(The author of this response in no way assumes other participants in this forum, older than CF, are considered “old guys”. In addition, the content of this response was purely tongue-in-cheek. The author also agrees with large amounts of CF’s comments.)
No old guys, (or elephants), were harmed in the writing of this response.

 

[ChaosFactor]

Typically not one to point out the elephant in the room.........but you are awfully close to 50! LOL

(The author of this response in no way assumes other participants in this forum, older than CF, are considered “old guys”. In addition, the content of this response was purely tongue-in-cheek. The author also agrees with large amounts of CF’s comments.)
No old guys, (or elephants), were harmed in the writing of this response.

Et tu Bruti?

 

[ChaosFactor]

I’m immature AF that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

You are only as old as your last hard-on makes you feel!!

 

[Deleted member 72001]

Et tu Bruti?

I totally just had to look that up. LOL
That means I am waaaaaay younger,

 

[ChaosFactor]

I totally just had to look that up. LOL
That means I am waaaaaay younger,

Or I went to a better school system I think I saw the term used in Caligula lol
Yes Google it

 

[Deleted member 72001]

Or I went to a better school system I think I saw the term used in Caligula lol
Yes Google it

Screw you man, I won’t do what you told me!!!
I know what Caligula is...... I give GREAT coligula!!!........(Or did I catch it once but I got some pills and the scars are healing. )
Either way, I know you are but what am I?

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Screw you man, I won’t do what you told me!!!
I know what Caligula is...... I give GREAT coligula!!!........(Or did I catch it once but I got some pills and the scars are healing. )
Either way, I know you are but what am I?

This fake fight is very entertaining; it reminds me of the one between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon.

 

[ChaosFactor]

Makes you wonder if we ever all got together for a beer how many of us would hit it off and how many of us would punch another?!?!
I vote for Rook to be the first one passed out and MM throwing hay makers at random people by the end of the night

 

[Deleted member 72001]

Makes you wonder if we ever all got together for a beer how many of us would hit it off and how many of us would punch another?!?!
I vote for Rook to be the first one passed out and MM throwing hay makers at random people by the end of the night

.....................I resemble that remark......

 

[ThorsHammer]

Had 4 hands at H and H and asked for deep tissue, one girl very slim and small 40’s seemed to know what she was doing and also mixed in a feathery touch, other girl was a bit

I'm heading out of town for a bit. Had hoped to pop in to H&H beforehand but I just don't get downtown much. They seem to be pushing their posting a lot, is it all the familiar faces/names working?

Gentlemen,

The tour continued today with a trip to H&H as I was downtown in the morning and had some time to kill . Was responded to quickly despite the time and was fortunate to get in as there was a one hour opening .

I was very pleasantly surprised when I went in . The room was exceptional- very spacious, warm, and quiet. A total bonus was the bed warmer which let me settle in.

The girl was very pleasant, beautiful, but with little English . The massage was well above average, and the time went by too quickly . The finish was no less than amazing and I was graciously offered a shower in the private bathroom before leaving .

Needless to say I'll be back and plan to extend to 90 min as it's far too good an experience to rush .

 

[sleeker]

Any updates on this place?

 

[Deleted member 72001]

Any updates on this place?

The update??

-Went last week.
-Waited as the door was locked then finally came 5 min late.
-Lady gave a name that sounded like she shook up a bag of vowels and randomly layed them out on a table.
-She seemed flustered and lost. (40 ish Eats well.)
-Asked for medium pressure.......got fluff. Had to keep telling her where/how to massage.
-flip? ........ guidance was needed there as well.
(Interesting side note.......one Frank Sinatra song found its way into the playlist. Gave me a little smirk)
-Empty soap bottles in the shower (rocket science)
-When asking to pay with CC she eyed some cash in the wallet and kept telling me to pay with cash.
-I won the battle but it was a struggle. Tainted an already weak experience.

Was my second time there with approx six months between. First time was a 6/10............This time? 4/10.
I think I have darkened that threshold for the last time. Sad really.

 

[Yegboy]

Been to H&H recently, wanted to try something different (are they?).

Called in for a 10 am appointment, went to the back door (behind the hair salon). No one answered. Texted back and forth, was asked to wait for 15 mins. Door opened after 20 mins.

40ish, Asian, Short, nipples poking out the dress, black leggings. Decent face behind the mask, comparably good English. There was a hint of cleaning alcohol in the air on the front entrance (very small office space).
Was led into a studio type of room - had everything except a kitchen. Massage bed, couch, card machine, supplies (towels, napkins, oil and few more boxes), washroom with shower. There wasn't enough space on one side of massage table. Was wondering how she will manoeuvre around the table.
Was asked to take off clothes, wash hands and face. Shower wasn't offered (had showered at home just before going there).

Washed hands, sanitized and lay on table. Time was 10:30. She came in - asked her name. Sasha. Now the leggings were missing.
Lights went off - it was too dark, got used after a few mins. Typical waterfall music on background. At times, I was able to hear voices from hair salon, though not very loud.

Massage was very mediocre. Asked for more pressure, but nothing changed. She kept pressing her pelvic area on my knees. Started caressing her legs. Felt she had some sort of pant - didn't seem to feel her skin. Probably my eyes didn't do a good job earlier.
About 20 mins into massage, asked to flip. I thought that was very short time, but was eager to get into the action.
On flip, LG was up and she asked if need a finish (using her hands to gesture the movement very awkwardly ). Agreed and she started off immediately. She allowed to touch her boobs, lowered her tops to fully expose. I have never seen such long nipples. Felt nice. Felt natural. C or D Cup. Did allow to suck on them while she played with the LG. No touching down-under allowed. I asked if that would cost more, she didn't respond.
Finish was ok, felt she wanted to get off from it. Immediately after finish, she asked to go to shower. I thought the time has run very fast. Couldn't check time with the dim lights inside. After showing, cleaning and getting dressed, paid the fee and walked out. Looked at the time and it was 11:10.
In essence, got only 30 mins on the massage table.

No repeat for me.

 

[welldunn66]

Been to H&H recently, wanted to try something different (are they?).

Called in for a 10 am appointment, went to the back door (behind the hair salon). No one answered. Texted back and forth, was asked to wait for 15 mins. Door opened after 20 mins.

40ish, Asian, Short, nipples poking out the dress, black leggings. Decent face behind the mask, comparably good English. There was a hint of cleaning alcohol in the air on the front entrance (very small office space).
Was led into a studio type of room - had everything except a kitchen. Massage bed, couch, card machine, supplies (towels, napkins, oil and few more boxes), washroom with shower. There wasn't enough space on one side of massage table. Was wondering how she will manoeuvre around the table.
Was asked to take off clothes, wash hands and face. Shower wasn't offered (had showered at home just before going there).

Washed hands, sanitized and lay on table. Time was 10:30. She came in - asked her name. Sasha. Now the leggings were missing.
Lights went off - it was too dark, got used after a few mins. Typical waterfall music on background. At times, I was able to hear voices from hair salon, though not very loud.

Massage was very mediocre. Asked for more pressure, but nothing changed. She kept pressing her pelvic area on my knees. Started caressing her legs. Felt she had some sort of pant - didn't seem to feel her skin. Probably my eyes didn't do a good job earlier.
About 20 mins into massage, asked to flip. I thought that was very short time, but was eager to get into the action.
On flip, LG was up and she asked if need a finish (using her hands to gesture the movement very awkwardly ). Agreed and she started off immediately. She allowed to touch her boobs, lowered her tops to fully expose. I have never seen such long nipples. Felt nice. Felt natural. C or D Cup. Did allow to suck on them while she played with the LG. No touching down-under allowed. I asked if that would cost more, she didn't respond.
Finish was ok, felt she wanted to get off from it. Immediately after finish, she asked to go to shower. I thought the time has run very fast. Couldn't check time with the dim lights inside. After showing, cleaning and getting dressed, paid the fee and walked out. Looked at the time and it was 11:10.
In essence, got only 30 mins on the massage table.

No repeat for me.

Thank you for a very good descriptive review. You have confirmed your visit with this is on par with everyone else. It is a hit and miss, never consistent. For many years already this space behind the salon was a rotating operation and reviews have always been mixed. The current business seems to know how to market to a male clientele as evidenced by the ads placed. Just unfortunate that the quality of massage is not there at all and it seemed too rushed. I hoped you paid only 30 min pricing because that is really how much time you got. If you paid about $100 total, then it's on par with an AMP, although I find that at least you have better chance of eye candy and more touching along with the mediocre massage.
Thank you anyways for visit and review. Keep it up!

 

[Cabinmon]

if 4 hand was done well, in-sync and all that, then maybe. but my experience has been not that great.

i started this thread because i've seen a recent surge in advertising. so i wanted to know from those who have gone or dropped by if anything was different - as in, is there a reason for the new push in advertising? thats all.

and btw MM - regarding my Betty massage thread years ago - funny thing is i don't go back there very much, but when i do, she remembers me, and i've had nothing but good experiences since that day. maybe not always super, but no checking her phone, no leaving the room, no farting. even some ok conversation, and much more time allotted to my "king massage" portion. everyone with years of experience on here should know that if you have any kind of actual connection with a lady - then time, kindness, and generosity can pay off. even in places that generally don't get great reviews.

I’ve had several 4 handed massages and they weren’t worth the money. Much better off with a good 2 hander.

 

[JAV4fun]

I have been there a few times, massage 7/10, finishing 8/10. The noise of the hair salon really set off the relaxing mood....

 

[jroy4u]

Been there few times over the years. Last time when I went about 6 months ago, they had me wait for 20 mins. It was evening time. Turns out no masseuse there at the time I was waiting outside. Shasha came in from outside and it was a surprise to me - they should’ve told me nobody’s there and if you’re ok to wait then this is the time they’re expected to come back..
I go inside, discuss the options (I normally set the expectations upfront so no Drama afterwards-especially place like this) and she decline to finish. However, I received very similar finish as YegBoy mentioned earlier from her. Clearly I felt she was done for the day and owner tried to set this all up. Wtf!!
Didn’t go back since then. Looking to see some changes before I try them again
(If at all)!