Ursus has never met Angela. You dimwits still believe he is a white married guy with a chink wife. Bet none of you have ever met him, but how easily so many of you, have been rope-a-doped in the ring of his fantasy world.
Ursus is a teenaged mental patient, who is not permitted to leave his home, without his restraints and diapers. A simpleton and moron, and all that crap about him working in Boston, you dopes swallow all that bullshit.
He doesn’t have a wife. He doesn’t have an Indian boyfriend.
Ursus has a pet Conch shell that he has named Conchy. It is his only friend.