Absolute Health

[jeffwin]

Hi, im new to this, and curious. is this place any good?

thanks

 

[Unregistered]

You got to be kidding no one has ben to this place !!!!

 

[jeffwin]

Come on, no one?

 

[Unregistered]

Jessica Absolute

Went there Friday and saw Jessica, russian girl in mid 20's great body, nice girl, 60 for a nude massage, has no idea how to give a massage but allows lots of touching etc with a good HJ at end, place is clean...........would go back again to try someone else...........if you want a nice massage not this gal

 

[ricco]

I was here a while back and had a good time. Forget her name now, but she was a cute blonde (doesn't help much does it?). Rates were reasonable, finish was good and the bodyslides were amazing. Location is pretty good given how close it is to the subway

 

[Ivyleague]

Was maybe Jenna or Mia. Both good looking and great service.

It is good... Location convenient and a somewhat good selection of ladies. Think they own Adorn Spa too.

 

[John_Smithyd]

Not bad

I've been twice before? Nina is much better looking in person than on the website, she really needs better pics, and is a delight. Slow and sensual she doesn't rush a thing and well worth the time.

Masha on the other hand needs to update her photos and smile a little more. Felt rushed with her like she just wanted me to leave! I probably won't see her again. Waiting to meet one of the others next time.

 

[Anonymong]

I am regular at Absolute Health. I think it is the best spa in the downtown area and it has an excellent mix of MPAs. For the most part, all the MPAs there give a very high quality and rewarding sensual massage. As far as my experiences there, they have all been within normal MP limits, that is, no BJ or FS. They do a doubles special during the day with Crystal and another MPA and those have to be experienced to be believed. The facilities are cozy and clean and the towels are fresh and not at all worn out. Here are some very quick reviews of MPAs who are currently on the roster. Some of them are based on one experience, others I've seen several times:Crystal B - those who have seen her, know. Perhaps the best sensual massager in the biz. Very friendly and caring too.Sierra - crazy hot brunette with a banging body. Also gives absolutely top notch sessions. and has a naughty attitude mixed with GND.Mia - super cool laid back blond with a very fit body. She is my ATF, hands down. GND gorgeous. Her rear end is absolutely to die for. I have basically stopped going to other MPs or MPAs since encountering her. I think she is perfect. If I was 20 years younger, I'm sure I'd try to date here, LOL.Jenna - blond and has bush! Being of a certain age, I find that reminds me of looking at Playboy in my youth and I like it. Soft body but not fat.Nina - thin exotic brunette with curly hair and a very naughty attiitude that makes the session exciting.Marissa - brunette, solid fit body. Very friendly and keeps a constant slow stroke going the whole session. Kisses on stomach, chest, neck, and ears with one hand on junior the whole time made it feel GFE.Ellie - asian (japanese maybe?), laid back, solid massage and finish, somewhat understated but that makes for a relaxed experience. Amazing shape to her breastsCherry - the proverbial farmers daughter with earthy sensuality, always a great time. Large and beautiful breasts.Masha - my one meh experience. Average massage and finish, felt restricted, told me what was not allowed early on, but friendly enough.I have longer reviews on another board focused on Toronto.

 

[Anonymong]

I am a regular at Absolute Health Spa. It is my favorite spa in Toronto. There is a nice variety of MPAs and they all pretty much give a very excellent sensual massage. The facilities are cozy and clean and the towels are fresh and not worn out. All of my experience there has been within normal massage parlour limits meaning no BJ or FS. Here are some quick reivews of some of the MPAs currently on teh roster. I always opt for the half hour body slide except for the duo option. They also have a duo option with Crystal on weekdays that has to be experienced to be believed.Crystal B - those who have sessioned with her, know. One of the best ever in the biz and very friendly. She is the owner.Sierra - fit brunette with a banging body and a naughty attitude. Never had a bad experience with her. Felt like getting naked with a good friend.Mia - slender fit blond with a laid attitude and gorgeous GND looks. She is my ATF. I no longer see any other MPs or MPAs. Her rear end is to die for. Her eyes hypnotize me. If I were 20 years younger, I'd try to date her, LOL. Ellie - asian (maybe Japanese) wiith an understated approach that leads to a very relaxed session. She has pretty good size and nicely shaped boobsCherry - the proverbial farmer's daughter, full of earthy sensuality. Always a good time. Very large breasts with great shape.Marissa - solid fit brunette, very friendly. Constant slow stroke technique. Kissing my stomach, chest, neck, and ears with one hand on junior the whole time felt very GFE.Nina - thin tall exotic looking with a naughty attitude and sense of humor.Jenna - blond and has a bush! Since I am of a certain age, seeing bush reminds me of looking at Playboys in my youth and I like it. She has a nice soft body, but not at all fat. Very reminiscent of Kate Upton.Masha - my one meh experience among the current roster. Friendly but sort of generic massage and release and announced restrictions early so that was a mood downer.I have put longer reviews on another board focused on Toronto under the same handle. I just discovered this place.

 

[Anonymong]

sorry for the double post. I tried to post as a guest and thought it didn't go through, and then I registered and tried to write the same post from memory.

 

[Unregistered]

Absolute Health Spa

Hi, I saw Jenna recently and love the bush...so natural instead of the little girl look. How can one call it pussy when it's bald! Any others such as Ellie with any bush?

 

[Unregistered]

Be to Absolute Health they really suck. I had a really bad experience with Gia there and I would never repeat again sorry bro!
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[Anonymong]

I'm sorry that you had a bad experience at Absolute Health. I have not seen Gia so I can't comment on her, but I've seen many, many others there and had great experiences. It seems like a bit of an over reaction to slam a place so bad for one bad experience, but that's just my two cents. As I said in my earlier posts, I think it is a great place.

 

[Unregistered]

I had a bad experience there with GIA, I will never go back sorry bro!

 

[kmb8a]

Thanks for the tips, I was thinking about seeing GIA today, but I'll hold off for Sierra and Giselle. I've seen them both before, GREAT attitudes, seriously just nice to be around, and great skills. Sierra was more adventurous but liked them both. Again, great attitudes.

 

[Unregistered]

I had a really bad experience with Jade there I will never go back again there way over price.

 

[Unregistered]

Absolute service declining big time and fast

I had a session with Jade and I found her to be rude in the session. I work hard for my money and don't want to throw it away. I found Absolute service declining big time. If your with me on this post back ?

 

[Unregistered]

They have a descent lineup these days... Try Melissa

 

[Unregistered]

Really bro Melissa she looks like a tranny. There's much better options there Sierra, Jenna and Mia

 

[denniscollective]

will check it out, thanks