Sugar Baby Chronicles

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  1. Massage Rook

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    “going to bitch slap her and fuck her hard next round..”

    Not really a fan. I’m good to place on ignore but you guys carry on.
     
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    You aren't very ghetto are you? ;)
    That's the great thing about the site you can hit "ignore" Reading his posts just so you can complain is your problem not his.
    That's like watching a TV show you can't stand just to go online the next day and complain..
     
  3. Old Fart

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    Agreed. Is stupid to say talking like some uneducated rube is fine because no names are mentioned.
    It's OK to bash everyone as long as no one is singled out ??? Thanks for todays chuckle.
    Sorry your thread got derailed so bad Bob. I enjoyed learning more about the site as described by YOU.
    As for the shit that leaked in, neither informative not entertaining and this board in NOT about entertainment to begin with, it is about INFORMATION as experienced by humans, not ankle scratching apes.

    But...Some of you asked for this with all the free speech crap in another thread. Some of you need to learn what 'speech' is.
    I agree with free speech too. I do not call the crude, caveman grunting about his conquests 'speech'. Free speech means you can speak freely about the government, rally in Ottawa without fear of the MPs sticking machine guns out the windows and mowing you down.
    What you are reading here is not free speech, it is communication at it lowest animal level.
     
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  4. Massage Rook

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    Ya, it’s a morality thing I guess. Just don’t agree with the “i’ll show that bitch” attitude. Real or not.

    I’ll talk about the girls massage ability, front and back, but I still respect the girl.

    Also a great part of this forum.....we can agree to disagree.
    Yay democracy!!
     
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    Well you lost my vote.
    Yah, I find your stories entertaining and don’t care if they are true or not because if they are fantasy, cool story. If it’s all real, fucked up, yet still entertaining.
    But once you bash the forum and start throwing out insults, you loose my support.

    By the way “G” is GBH. Basically the Date Rape Drug. Careful, not only do you see a gal who enjoys taking the date rape drug, you are likely to wind up waking with a foggy memory of this gal and her BF robbing you blind and raping your ass with the toilet plunger.
    But hey, that would be an entertaining story for sure!
     
  6. LittleBlakey

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    thanks bro... i had to look up with g was today and it is date rape drug... it is messed up that she take it before our date.. it may sound fantasy but legit story here... sharing my experience.. hear feedback... probably will stop seeing that girl from now on..
     
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    Lil Blakey reminds me of Big Daddy, wonder what happened to him
     
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    Good idea! Better yet find a forum dedicated to boors that love to abuse women and brag about it.
     
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    Before my time I think?
     
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    Big Daddy was a gentleman compared to THIS guy!
     
  11. Bob the Knob

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    Having gone on a 3 game losing streak, Little Bob and I decided to check out the minor leagues last night.

    A little road trip found us in the heart of Red Deer where we went up and down Gaetz ave until we found the right road to our new playing field location. Not being in our home town brought a sense of adventure and excitement to the upcoming game.

    Upon arriving the team contact asked that we take the stairs to the fourth floor because management reviewed the videos of people riding the elevator and more than once had been confronted about how many teams were visiting her stadium.

    The pitcher was tall and lanky wearing a tight fitting uniform that clearly showed the mound she would be working with. Although this was minor league, it promised of intense play and action.

    She grabbed my equipment bag and lead me to my dug out, where my bat was quickly removed and given a thorough examination. Having approved it was of legal size, it was confirmed if I wanted to bunt, she was more than happy to bend over and let me take her in the ass when the signal was given. This was a play I had not tried in many a game

    The game was going along smoothly, my-bat swinging hard. You could hear my balls slamming against her mitt. It seemed well oiled and I finally got the signal to drop a bunt down. She adjusted her stance on the mound and before you knew it I had laid down a perfect bunt, right up her alley. All runners advanced and I had a clean hit and scored an RBI

    This was no sugar baby, but for a tank of gas and a fist full of dollars, I had one of the better games compared to my big league strike outs in the previous few weeks.

    As I drove back to Edmonton, I eagerly awaited my chance at getting into the Big's, in the Sugar Baby League for another attempt at finding a elusive win, similar to the one I just came from.

    At the end of the day, the cost for the road trip for a sure victory was not much more than playing and entertainment costs in the big league.

    Maybe I should just make a career in the minors and forget about my dream league⚾️
     
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    Nice win Bob.

    Don’t the parents do fund raisers for away games and tournaments? You should start a “go fund Bob” account to help offset the season! :lol
     
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    Hey Bob we were supposed to take a team trip to Red Deer! :(
    Thanks for checking out the talent in the minors, can you confirm the rates are much better in Red Deer than locally?
     
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    Hey Bob. I do believe there is a Gilf site for players to join the Seniors Tour.

    Perhaps you can check that out and start a new season

    BFK
     
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    Glad you didn’t have any foul balls :)
     
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    Just wondering what she would have done if your bat wasn't of legal size??
     
  18. luvsmassage

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    i don't even like baseball... but carry on.
     
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    I'd relate more to football. Touchdown could relate home run. First down could be getting a date. Not sure kicking one through the uprights is one I'd look forward to though...
    Unless it meant :ass
     

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