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xoyourfriend said:

The limit does not exist.

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You can't fake you're body trembling. You're only fooling yourself if you think that.

xoyourfriend said:

The limit does not exist.

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I once used to daty a girl who when cumming wanted me to 100% stop any movement. Almost like what a guy would define as a "ruined orgasm". Just wanted me to keep my a light pressure on her clit as she came. It would pulsate as she orgasmed. Kind of eye opening.
No faking that.
And you can't fake a flushed chest, engorged labia, or that neck pulsating either.
So yeah u can fool some of the people some of the time...

I’m just putting this out there. I don’t think there’s much respectability to hobbying. But the guys who are spending their time wondering about MPAs’ preferences/feelings/future plans need to seriously re-examine their lives.

jman1fromcan said:

I’m just putting this out there. I don’t think there’s much respectability to hobbying. But the guys who are spending their time wondering about MPAs’ preferences/feelings/future plans need to seriously re-examine their lives.

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If I wanted respectability I'd be a Colonel in the Army...oh wait...scratch that.
Just because one has the ability or opportunity to push someone around doesn't mean he should. That's for weak men. Agreed though...too much is a ticket to Simpville. There's a happy medium to everything.
Not saying you aren't, but a little courtesy and respect goes a long way to have a better time all around...for everyone.

luvdafurburger said:

I once used to daty a girl who when cumming wanted me to 100% stop any movement. Almost like what a guy would define as a "ruined orgasm". Just wanted me to keep my a light pressure on her clit as she came. It would pulsate as she orgasmed. Kind of eye opening.
No faking that.
And you can't fake a flushed chest, engorged labia, or that neck pulsating either.
So yeah u can fool some of the people some of the time...

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Yeah, obviously, either she doesn't know what she's talking about, or this is a fake thread from someone just pretending to be a girl, and playing games because he has nothing better to do. I tend to think it's the latter.

snoopdoggie said:

Yeah, obviously, either she doesn't know what she's talking about, or this is a fake thread from someone just pretending to be a girl, and playing games because he has nothing better to do. I tend to think it's the latter.

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Maybe a little fake grunting and sheet clenching works on 95% of guys in her world...wherever that is.

xoyourfriend said:

I usually fake an orgasm pretty quickly as most men don't know what they're doing, "at best", and at worst, they're hurting me.

There is one guy that most sex workers in Toronto know by name who is super talented at DATY and can make us come over and over for the whole session that we all like staying with. I've never met anyone who comes remotely close, not even in my dating history, and I have dated some serious studs.

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I would guess he stays away from the clit at first as it can actually hurt until aroused. Do girls like lots of tongue like guys do in a BJ?

is it true that when a girl hits the height of orgasm that her feet will be cold?

We got a boy pretending to be a woman!

cupcrazy said:

is it true that when a girl hits the height of orgasm that her feet will be cold?

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No doubt she can control that too
If it's true every woman I've been with is constantly orgasming because they're always trying to warm their cold fucking feet on me

Question for MPA - I am seeing an MPA described as PSE. Is it bad form to ask for COF (with great tip, of course)?

xoyourfriend said:

I can absolutely pulse my clit - really easy to do once you've been practicing kegels for a period of time.

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Bull crap.
Can you make your nipples pulsate too?

xoyourfriend said:

Everyone is different. Your best bet is start off really slow and go gentle and do NOT flick the tip of the hood - that's where all the nerve endings are and it's actually really painful which is why our legs start twitching, which you all mistake for enjoyment.

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I appreciate honest and open convo

What is the percentage of sessions do you actually enjoy? I believe half of the MPAs enjoy my session

Do you think I am fooling myself?

I am not a body builder but I am attrractive, polite, do not act live a perv, respectful and start by giving them a real slow sensuous massage I learned in massage vids

This often ends with extras I did not request which tells me they enjoyed session

Cheers

what do you prefer a long tongue(from someone who knows how to use it) or a long cock(from a guy who has stamina)

Corn Pop said:

99.99% of sex workers are mentally unstable, greedy, money-hungry and arrogant with an inflated sense of self worth and severe daddy issues, who also will never bear any children.
Throw in a little substance abuse (or a lot) as you mentioned and the future after sex work is looking oh so bright.

A vast majority of them will crash and burn some time in their 30's (if they make it that far) and then have to live with their quadruple digit body count

The psychological trauma which comes along with having that many sexual partners and that much casual sex for a woman cannot be understated.
There is no cure for a confused soul, or discoloured meat curtains.

At that point, they will either become dependent on government, attempt to enter the workforce and get a real job and you know, pay taxes, or they will start gold digging and desperately attempt to ensnare a gullible sucker who will look after a burnt out woman with her best days behind her.

By the way, without the fake eyelashes, fake lips, fake nails, fake tits, fake asses, dyed hair, without your painted faces which you use to defraud men out of their hard earned money with, men wouldn't even look twice at most of you insecure women who pretend to be hot shit all dressed up, when is actuality, without make up, look like my cousin Vinny.

Make-up enables fraud and disrupts evolution/natural selection.

Can you think of one good reason why make-up shouldn't be illegal?
Do you have any advice for other sex workers who have already hit the wall and wasted their prime years as a prostitute?
How did you personally handle hitting the wall, knowing you spent your most fertile years as a woman selling pussy?

Don't take this personally, just make sure you understand.

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Sounds like a prostitute hurt your soul and your bitter. Everyone has there own story in life . I wouldn't generalize. If you hate women so much you should just become a munk. Or better yet maybe you just realized you spent the best years of your life not true to yourself and your actually a gay man. Well....hey its not too late .

Prostitutes are human just like the rest. They come in all shapes, sizes, brains, and back stories just like the rest. And you gotta understand at the end of the day, they provide a service for money. That means, they are not your friend, no matter how much you want it to be (oh you'll at some point believe the stories, the mind games, and as sweet and fun and light hearted it would be during the magical hour passing by, until the last grain of sand fall down to the bottom half on the clock). They are professionals, detached, and business-minded conscious at everything they do, or try to be, if they want to be relevant for more than a few years. Their prime days come quick, and also burnt fast. Brighter the candle, quicker the dark after, see?

When u keep those things in mind, and treat them just like with ur barbershop, ur dentist, ur therapist, ur favorite cook at ur favorite joint, well, the world is ur oyster, as long the bills are paid. It's just business at the end of the day. And if u find value into whatever u paid for, u'll come back, or speak ur mind when the party u are dealing with are scammers or of bad service/reputations.

Hell, I got screwed by expensive lawyers, negligent contractors, or three different doctors who thought the tumor I had was cancer but turns out to be benign on the 4th diagnosis from a reputable one in different country (yeap, still alive and kicking till today).. The sex workers have helped me more than my shrinks, dollar per hour, on the grand scheme of thing without questions. Treat the hobby with discerning eyes, common sense and basic courtesy, hygiene habits, and I just can't see the bad from it would out weight the good at the end of the day.
Think whores are expensive? My good friends, Tiger Woods, Jeff Bezos, and a whole hell lots of good men out there would have a different take on the subject matter (yeah yeah, life partner BS, mother of my child and what not)... Think real life women are good, kind heart, honest, emotional stable, predictable in a pleasant way, having realistic standards with their date pools, and feel grateful for the men around their lives? Buddy, the fuck u are hanging around this place at night talk shit about whores instead of spending time with ur woman? ha ha ha...

Love them, hate them, it is what it is... The only way to free from that pain down there is to become gay or cut yo dick off... but then, if u think u r actually free from the pain and suffering of being human after??? Well, I got a long list of books, shows and real-life stories coming ur way...

1. My precious dick got thrown away in the jungles of Vietnam wayy back in 68..It's 2022 right now so what should I do about it?
2. Do you squirt a lot during sex and are you open to squirting in general during sex?