Just for fun First time you got a happy ending

I have seen escorts before this but first HE was 2001, promoted at work and was rewarded with a Hong Kong work trip, massage place right across from the hotel in the convention center area; never looked back.

(Edited by request on Dec 21.)
Had my first HJ massage in Feb 5, 2019.
Joined the forum on Feb 6, 2019.
I had gone for many legits at “Cumbersome Paperwork Massages R us” but never to a semi.
My first massage was at (redacted) It was a great massage. The teasing was unexpected and skillfully conducted, but when it started the only thing that came to my tiny pea sized brain was “OHhhhh. Rub-n-tug!! I get it now!!”
On the flip the fun started and (redacted) asked if I wanted a massage “there” (in case you are ever given the choice, the answers is always a definite and resounding YES.)
I had a literal silly grin all the way home.

Hooked!!!

HJ at Davidsville Spa.
HJ is 100% better than FS.
FS IS TOO MUCH WORK.
AND IT'S NOT GO FOR THE JOINTS.
GO FOR HAND JOBS.
Even St. Clair and yonge used to have a massage place but gone.

My first was Amy back when she was at CO. I was actually looking for a legit massage and someone I worked with at the time recommended CO. I went there later that day looking forward to a good deep tissue massage. When I arrived I was shown to a room and asked if I wanted a shower. It was the end of the day so I thought what the heck. The lady left the room, I stripped down and jumped in the shower. Much to my surprise 30 seconds later the lady comes back in while I was still in the shower. I was thinking hmmm, this is different, got ou of the shower and dried myself while the whole time, the lady was standing there watching me. I went over to the table, got on and started to cover myself with a towel. Amy walked over, grabbed the towel off of me and started the massage. I had no idea what was going on, but was now looking forward to the massage. Anyone who has seen Amy knows the way she teases during her massage, she made sure I was standing at attention before he flip. When I flipped, she leaned into to me and asked if I want a happy massage. By this time I figured out what was going on and gladly agreed.
Amy took my massage cherry that day and I have been hooked ever since!

The Vega Hotel at Jasper and 109 had a massage parlour in it, and in 1983 I got a "complete" massage, which was $20 for the hour's massage and $20 for the hand job. Gorgeous raven-haired beauty gave me an incredible hj that lasted for over a half hour and is still memorable to this day. She had skills.

Mebad2018 said:

Like Qster I’ve been active with the fs seen for years . My first mp visit was at a place on the yellow head above where the old HD Dealership was. I had brought my bike in had a valve sticking . The mechanic said this could take a while . If you go to the corner of this building and go upstairs there is place I think you’ll appreciate. I don’t recall the name it was 1998 . The girl I saw was Jennifer . Long brown hair quiet . Very pleasant. I wasn’t sure how this all worked . Her massage was not deep but very relaxing . She covered everything . I finally just asked if there was any other services she asked what I had in mind . I asked if her clothes fall off . They did . She finished the massage and gave me a nice slow hj. Thinking about it now , I realized that there was a whole lot more on the menu if I had only thought to ask. It was new . Jennifer had really awesome DD breast . Pendulous her tummy was flat her hips wipe . Not exactly fat or overweight but soft and very erotic body . The way Borat likes them .

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I remember Jennifer! She was beautiful! It was in the orange building on 124th on the Yellowhead. Geez that was in the early 2000's....next time I tried to go back she wasn't there.

I had always used fs Parlors prior to an Rmt experience. Like others my first session was with Amy at CO.
For $200 she gave me the full package including a hot pussy slide before slipping on the concomitant and finishing me off

The first time I ever tried it was a place called Escape and Relax across the street from NAIT. The ads for MP's used to be in the back page of the Edmonton Sun. I was curious if these places were legit or notifier some guy in my class said they were just a front. So one day I was stressed out at school and I decided to wander over and check it out. I was greeted by a friendly woman who asked if I wanted to stay for a massage so I said sure. She took me to a room and told me to shower and she would be right back. So I had a quick shower and got on the table nude but I covered with a towel because I still wasn't sure what the deal was. She came in and locked the door and walked over and pulled the towel off and asked what kind of massage I wanted. I told her this was my first time trying this out so I wasn't sure what to do. That seemed to amuse her so she gave me the options and I chose a nude HJ and off we went. took a long time because I was so nervous but she was patient with me and let me stay until I was done and didn't charge extra. Never saw her again even though I went back there a few times after that. I wish I could remember her name she was a sweetheart. I also wish I had been able to see her again. Oh well....

I was not looking for anything extra my first time, but was looking for a more freeing massage experience due to plenty of time in Europe where being nude at sauna’s and beach was relaxing but non sexual. A nude lomi-lomi provider was found and on the face down I was totally relaxed and not excited. On the flip I ended up getting an erection while she was doing just her regular massage, at first I was embarrassed but then thought if she’s fine with it then I’m not going to react. As she continued to massage, grazing and indirect touching of the LG and at the end she asked if I wanted a massage “everywhere” well it didn’t take the Little brain much time to think of what that meant. No looking back on this hobby.

I'm relatively new to the game. I always thought massages were for the rich until my job health plan started covering them so I figured "What the heck!" I avoided men. I went to some chiropractor near me who had a masseuse that worked with him. Kind of a chubby 40-something white woman. Being new to the game I left my underwear on and it was a not-too-bad-massage but not the kind of eye-candy I was looking for. Then I tried another hole-in-the-wall place on Stony Plain Rd. This was another chubby woman not quite as old. She only knew deep tissue! I kept telling her to lighten up but she couldn't. I limped away and took two days to recover- never went back.

Then I went to Katie. I can't even remember who recommended her. She had just graduated massage school and she was working out of her parents' home in the west end. It was totally 'by the book' with perfectly managed draping and privacy protocols. It was an excellent massage but she wouldn't come within a foot of my crotch. As a matter of fact, none of the 'legit' ladies came within a foot of my crotch- it was like there was an invisible barrier there! So I just assumed it was a legal "no hands land" that they had to obey.

I saw Katie about once a month for a year even after she moved to Summerside. I got tired of the travelling and tried a masseuse that worked out of Health Matters natural health store. Excellent legit massage so I started tipping her $10. But the place was so noisy with customers yakking and the door bell ringing.

Now, I intentionally avoided 'Rub-n-tugs" because I figured they they were not legit and would not provide a receipt for my insurance. But I stopped in at Xiaoping and asked one day (if they provided reciepts) and Linda was there and she was all over me! "Yes! Yes we give reciept! Honored by all insurance! You come in! You want massage now?! We have nice room!" She all but dragged me to the room but I wasn't stopping for a massage, just to ask a couple questions.

So a couple weeks later I stopped in for a massage. Linda cheerfully escorted me to a room and just said "You get undressed and get on table I be right back!" Now, her instructions were pretty vague and I didn't see a drape except for an extra sheet folded neatly at one end of the table. So I figured "What the heck, she didn't tell me to cover myself so I won't!" (Which was a first for me so I was not sure what would happen...) She comes in and doesn't say a thing so I'm already excited. She asks the usual questions about how long; how much pressure, etc and other small talk and gives me a fantasic massage! She slathered on the canola oil and gave my glutes attention that no other masseuse dared- right into my crack and down to my balls! Needless to say Junior was standing at attention come time for the flip! But I was half expecting her to cover me.

On the flip she proudly grinned at my 'stiff muscle' and continued unflinchingly. She massaged each limb but always seemed to make her way back to my crotch- just as the LG started to shrink a little. But she never actually directly grabbed or rubbed him- just an arm or a hand pushing him back and forth. Then she announced she was done. She asked something like "Did you like the massage?" and, being the noob i was, I took her question at face value and told her emphatically, that it was wonderful. But in retrospect I think she was asking if I wanted more!? I tipped her a whopping $10!

The next time they offered DIY and I hesitantly went along with it with Linda and Annie and Wendy there for about a year. Then they hired a girl who I can't remember the name. She only worked there a few months. She looked to be in her late 30's and gave a great massage. On the flip she actually encouraged me to touch her and asked "You want oil here??" pointing to my crotch. I said yes- expecting to DIY again but she proceeded to massage the twig and berries to take my massage HJ cherry! Ever since then I am always happy to try any new girls they hire. I've never been dissappointed!

Adding to my post ‘first-HE-massage’ persona, when I left (redacted) that NIGHT, I’m pretty sure I put on my sunglasses......it was dark.
Going forward, and probably for the next 1/2 year, I would fake a small lower back pain walk. Figuring this would fool any prying eyes to believe I was a “Legit customer” who was not interested in the least in the extra curricular activities that may or may not happen in this establishment. (Cuz I was very cunning you see!!)
I finally gave that up and started walking in with a stride of “I don’t care what you think!! I’m getting a happy ending!! Fuck you!!!!”
Then I grew up. Now I just walk in.
It took me awhile, but I got it.

Fuck you covid!!

Massage Rook said:

Figuring this would fool any prying eyes to believe I was a “Legit customer”

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Speaking of "prying eyes" Whatever happened to that group of busybody "Karens" that hung out at AMP's and took pictures of people and tried to shame them on social media?

In 2013, I had been to Thailand, and had numerous foot massages and loved those. After returning home, and hoping to replicate that in YEG, so I tried out Xiaoping. As they advertised themselves as a Foot Massage place back then. Met Linda, had asked her for a foot massage, but Linda took me straight to a room, and told me to undress. I thought this was odd for a foot massage. I did what I was told and laid there confused. During the massage she grazed the LG, but nothing happened because I was too clued out to know what was going on. At that time I was working in California, and thought about this grazing and thought I'd see what was locally available. Turns out in Cali, very much is available. Found more than a couple places that offered up HE. Places were inexpensive and plenty of selection of places and talent.

I’m not sure how many years back but in the Terrace Hotel on Calgary trail now called Raddison there was an in house hotel studio. I can’t remember the young blondes name but she was really well put together and after a visit or two it became full game on. They eventually closed it but I remember going to the lions head pub after to replenish fluids.

Rubmegood said:

Speaking of "prying eyes" Whatever happened to that group of busybody "Karens" that hung out at AMP's and took pictures of people and tried to shame them on social media?

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Thankfully I think I got involved after this was a thing.

HandsyMan said:

I remember Jennifer! She was beautiful! It was in the orange building on 124th on the Yellowhead. Geez that was in the early 2000's....next time I tried to go back she wasn't there.

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I was just racking my brain on the upstairs Honda dealer on 97 Street you were referring to and cannot recall. Now it makes sense. Yes, orange building near 127 St upstairs had an MP. It's now Mercer Catering or some thing like that. Yes.
I even looked up this website for outdated information on previous MPs in Edmonton past to recall names of the places you gents describe. Here you go, enjoy!

welldunn66 said:

I was just racking my brain on the upstairs Honda dealer on 97 Street you were referring to and cannot recall. Now it makes sense. Yes, orange building near 127 St upstairs had an MP. It's now Mercer Catering or some thing like that. Yes.
I even looked up this website for outdated information on previous MPs in Edmonton past to recall names of the places you gents describe. Here you go, enjoy!

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It was Hooters massage at one time.

m694ever said:

I’m not sure how many years back but in the Terrace Hotel on Calgary trail now called Raddison there was an in house hotel studio. I can’t remember the young blondes name but she was really well put together and after a visit or two it became full game on. They eventually closed it but I remember going to the lions head pub after to replenish fluids.

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I remember that place, but forget the name. This was a FS place and I saw a beautiful blonde by the name of Stevie. She later moved to Cloud Nine on 156th St. before it was taken over as an AMP. Stevie was hot with enhanced boobs but looked natural. That was approx. 2004/2006.

I was a regular at FS places long before I tried my luck at a semi-legit massage parlour. My first he at a massage parlour in Edmonton was circa 2006/7 at CO - Amy. Thought she was great and went for a second time and had a massage with the original Sunny. Ended up seeing Sunny a number of times at CO and a couple of places she moved to after CO.