Sugar Baby Chronicles

Bob the Knob said:

OK. Date one, strike 1.

As Cabinmon mentioned above, this date fell into, seriously divorced ladies.

There might have been a time when Little Bob came to the end of the night, said fuck it, and took home the First Lady that agreed to a late night bang.

Little Bob had no interest on this excursion and so the search continues.

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m694ever said:

Just like Babe Ruth stepping up to the plate and pointing to left field. Go Bob Go!

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BAT!!

Albert Johnson said:

She has gone through the full transformation?

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Bob the Knob said:

This one is younger, trans planted Newfie gal, 23. Says she is more than happy to have sex with an old boy with some loose coin, and a hard cock. Love her attitude so far. Says she likes it anyway you want it and willing to prove it.

5'2, 140lbs, full of curves and her fantasy is to finally squirt or gush and tells me I am in for a treat.

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LittleBlakey said:

how the street walker scene these days?????...

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Bob the Knob said:

OK, back up to the plate again tonight. I hope this lady doesn't throw any curve balls. I never could get a hit with curve balls.

I am looking for a high hard heater that my bat can pound hard and out of the park.

This one is younger, trans planted Newfie gal, 23. Says she is more than happy to have sex with an old boy with some loose coin, and a hard cock. Love her attitude so far. Says she likes it anyway you want it and willing to prove it.

5'2, 140lbs, full of curves and her fantasy is to finally squirt or gush and tells me I am in for a treat.

Take me out to the ball game baby. Coach said he'd put me in as clean up batter.

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Bob the Knob said:

Ok sports fans. Here is the up to date stats.

No home run last night, but I did get a base on balls.

First positive for a promising game ahead was, this gal, I'll call her "Newfie", had me come to her place to pick her up. Little Bob is thinking, good sign for a, do you want to come in for a drink, opportunity, and the rest is history.

All our talks and texts were encouraging, if not down right to the point. What I wanted, she got it baby!

So the game starts as I drive deep east, to a point of no return. Didn't know Edmonton was that close to Lloyd.

Knock on Newfies door, not hard as it looked like only one hinge was holding it up. Dog barks, loud holler to shut up and finally my Princess comes to the door.

Her clothes fit every curve of her body, leaving little to the imagination. Trouble was she was neither the 5'2 package I was expecting, nor the solid 140 she had mentioned in her profile. More like 180 and 5'8"

Looked like it had been a while since she had been up in the big league, but I needed a win badly, so off we go. I am thinking "what will my 7th inning stretch be like"

We climb in my van and off we go, her hand lands on my thigh as we start our journey. My foot jumped forward and I almost punch the van into the car in front of me.

She starts telling me how excited she is and how horny she has been thinking about our date. I am thinking if I am going to try a hit and run tonight, is her large sized lab going to be the ball retriever if I hit a foul ball.

So as I drive, I try to see out of the side of my eye if the coach is giving me signs to get up to bat and swing away, but my vision is blurred by what has to be the largest set of false eyelashes I have ever seen!

Her hand hasn't wandered or grabbed onto any balls for the first pitch, and my heart slows down a bit as sweat on my foreheadruns into my eye.

Ok, I am being a bit dramatic.

I am fully committed on getting my first big league hit and realize some games I am in may not be that exciting 12 inning game down 3, bases loaded and I am up to bat hitting that grand slam to win it.

Dinner at Earls in south common. I ask for a booth in a dark corner, but get a quaint table for two right in the middle of the stadium. My back feels like every scout in the league is watching my every move.

I am hoping the dinner is fast as I survey the playing field and try to determine if I can or should grab the bat looking for my first hit. Dinner is almost one hr before it is served, game is dragging on as I listen to her story.

Oh, did I tell you she isn't actually a Newfie!

Ok finally done, the night is a lot later at this point then expected. We drive back towards Lloyd, I am told as we drive, her hand resting on my thigh again, that she doesn't fuck on a first date, but that to show me she liked my game so far, she was going to let me get on first base by intentionally walking me and would give me a free Bj, as thanks. And as a sort of deposit for future promises once we determine her Sugar Baby salary.

So Big Bob try's to convince Little Bob this is better than nothing, but Little Bob is thinking no fucking way!

All the while this internal argument is running around my head like a squirrel gathering nuts, my eyes are searching for a dark park or school yard to get the deed done. Fuck there are a lot of bright lights everywhere in Edmonton.

Pants down to my ankles, I find my legs spread as far as I can in my passenger seat to accommodate space for my princess, so my Little man can get a full at bat.

As promised I finally get to first base after a lot of dusters are thrown at my head. Time out is called after Princess wipes her hand across her mouth, and I quickly adjust my uniform as we stand outside my passenger door.

As she reaches forward to give me a deep passionate kiss, I quickly kiss her cheek and head over to the drivers side to get home before the camera lights zero in on us.

I am silent as we drive the rest of the way home. Another guick kiss on the cheek as her hand grabs my
crotch like Rosanne singing the National Anthem.

She walks back to her dugout, and I get a signal from the coach, my night is done and I am pulled from the game, stats showing, base on balls, no hit, No rbi.

When will I get to play a full game and be the big league player I have dreamed about.

Back home, I delete ph number, email, and any site messages I had during my scouting before the game.

I think I will wait before I go back to my profile to see my likes.

Little Bob says I owe him one so we will go for a post game massage and he will get a well deserved rub down.

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michael garrett said:

good story bob..but the one with the Asian girl staying over at your place , soaking in the tub , and you preparing a cheese omelette was a better one

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michael garrett said:

good story bob..but the one with the Asian girl staying over at your place , soaking in the tub , and you preparing a cheese omelette was a better one

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LittleBlakey said:

Ok, going to share LittleBlakey's experience....

paid for the $80 USD a month subscription.....
browsed around, and messaged a few young hotties.....
got a response right away on this one hottie, she's 20 yrs old, 5"3 around 100 pounds, french/metis mix......
agreed to meet up and discuss on arrangements....
picked her up in north side town houses area.....
it was a gong show cuz i waited almost 30 minutes before she was ready to come out......
literally went for a quick drink and chatted.....
she just got released from remand..... i was like oh fuck this is going to be good and hope i don't get robbed or stabbed.....
she then told me she has a hotel that she and other escorts has booked... i was like what the fuck.....
then discussed on price on how much she wants....
she calls to check if anybody at the hotel room.....
we head over there.....
i waited for like fucking 15 minutes downstairs.....
comes down and tells me someone is in there doing a call.....
literally what the fuck..... by now 90 minutes has passed.......
then she said you wanna do it in the truck?...... i was like no other choice cuz i wasn't comfortable bringing her back to my place yet....
we find a place an empty place in north side......
she asked if i got a condom, and i said nope......
ask for cash up front......
paid.....
pants down and dick out....
she starts a good sloppy bbbj..... for a good 10 minutes..... this was actually quiet good....
hoped over to passenger seat...... bbfs for a good 5 minutes.... not sure what the fuck i was thinking right there.....
got some nice kissing, her pussy was wet and fresh and tight as fuck.....
told her i am going to cum.... and then cum inside her....
she looked at me like.... what the fuck is wrong with you when i cam in her....
gave her the entire box of kleenex and she literally shoved it down her pants pushing my jizz out.....
i got my fun, so now she's in a rush saying she gotta go see her sister to get ready or whatever.....
i was like what? get ready for what? to work...
I said where? she said escort on leolist or listcrawler....
drove her back to her town house....
she gave me her facebook before exiting my truck....
msg'd me just now and wants to fuck again...

fuck, paid $80 USD for seeking site fee + drinks $40 CAD meet up fee + gas + donations for sex..... and probably fuck could have just found her on leolists..... i browsed leolists but didn't see her pictures.... she's a young 20 yrs old metis/french hottie....

down side is that she fucking wears strong ass perfume that made my truck smell like shit, live in sketchy neighborhood, fb pics looks like a party gal that drinks a lot...

no sores on my dick yet so that's good. i think she was clean.

LittleBlakey out!!!!!

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Bob the Knob said:

Ok sports fans. Here is the up to date stats.

No home run last night, but I did get a base on balls.

First positive for a promising game ahead was, this gal, I'll call her "Newfie", had me come to her place to pick her up. Little Bob is thinking, good sign for a, do you want to come in for a drink, opportunity, and the rest is history.

All our talks and texts were encouraging, if not down right to the point. What I wanted, she got it baby!

So the game starts as I drive deep east, to a point of no return. Didn't know Edmonton was that close to Lloyd.

Knock on Newfies door, not hard as it looked like only one hinge was holding it up. Dog barks, loud holler to shut up and finally my Princess comes to the door.

Her clothes fit every curve of her body, leaving little to the imagination. Trouble was she was neither the 5'2 package I was expecting, nor the solid 140 she had mentioned in her profile. More like 180 and 5'8"

Looked like it had been a while since she had been up in the big league, but I needed a win badly, so off we go. I am thinking "what will my 7th inning stretch be like"

We climb in my van and off we go, her hand lands on my thigh as we start our journey. My foot jumped forward and I almost punch the van into the car in front of me.

She starts telling me how excited she is and how horny she has been thinking about our date. I am thinking if I am going to try a hit and run tonight, is her large sized lab going to be the ball retriever if I hit a foul ball.

So as I drive, I try to see out of the side of my eye if the coach is giving me signs to get up to bat and swing away, but my vision is blurred by what has to be the largest set of false eyelashes I have ever seen!

Her hand hasn't wandered or grabbed onto any balls for the first pitch, and my heart slows down a bit as sweat on my foreheadruns into my eye.

Ok, I am being a bit dramatic.

I am fully committed on getting my first big league hit and realize some games I am in may not be that exciting 12 inning game down 3, bases loaded and I am up to bat hitting that grand slam to win it.

Dinner at Earls in south common. I ask for a booth in a dark corner, but get a quaint table for two right in the middle of the stadium. My back feels like every scout in the league is watching my every move.

I am hoping the dinner is fast as I survey the playing field and try to determine if I can or should grab the bat looking for my first hit. Dinner is almost one hr before it is served, game is dragging on as I listen to her story.

Oh, did I tell you she isn't actually a Newfie!

Ok finally done, the night is a lot later at this point then expected. We drive back towards Lloyd, I am told as we drive, her hand resting on my thigh again, that she doesn't fuck on a first date, but that to show me she liked my game so far, she was going to let me get on first base by intentionally walking me and would give me a free Bj, as thanks. And as a sort of deposit for future promises once we determine her Sugar Baby salary.

So Big Bob try's to convince Little Bob this is better than nothing, but Little Bob is thinking no fucking way!

All the while this internal argument is running around my head like a squirrel gathering nuts, my eyes are searching for a dark park or school yard to get the deed done. Fuck there are a lot of bright lights everywhere in Edmonton.

Pants down to my ankles, I find my legs spread as far as I can in my passenger seat to accommodate space for my princess, so my Little man can get a full at bat.

As promised I finally get to first base after a lot of dusters are thrown at my head. Time out is called after Princess wipes her hand across her mouth, and I quickly adjust my uniform as we stand outside my passenger door.

As she reaches forward to give me a deep passionate kiss, I quickly kiss her cheek and head over to the drivers side to get home before the camera lights zero in on us.

I am silent as we drive the rest of the way home. Another guick kiss on the cheek as her hand grabs my
crotch like Rosanne singing the National Anthem.

She walks back to her dugout, and I get a signal from the coach, my night is done and I am pulled from the game, stats showing, base on balls, no hit, No rbi.

When will I get to play a full game and be the big league player I have dreamed about.

Back home, I delete ph number, email, and any site messages I had during my scouting before the game.

I think I will wait before I go back to my profile to see my likes.

Little Bob says I owe him one so we will go for a post game massage and he will get a well deserved rub down.

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Massage Rook said:

I’m pretty sure I could almost nail the age difference between you and Bob by...........almost everything you wrote.

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Massage Rook said:

I was all worried about not seeing End Game yet. What was I thinking!!!

This is WAY MORE ENTERTAININGLY FUNNY!!!

Rootin for you Bob.

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LittleBlakey said:

what eth fuck...adf. asian girl know how to make fukin cheese omlete? where do i find?

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