Captain pathetic madarchod hai

Post a long weekend

Monday

The hectic monday

No one likes monday

But time clicks on

After every sunday ..monday comes
And
After eventually after every Monday..
Sunday comes again..

Already one month of new year is already almost gone

Time is runnig out boys

Enjoy as much u can

One day..death will come ..
One day ..time will be up
One day...there will be no Sunday

One day ................


Keep playing

Uncle sam

Rasana inner room

Inner room of rasana it self in its own is a seperate topic

In whole of mongerology syllabus this place has unique place

All those who want to learn mongorology.
Must study this topic at least once in detail

It is a sb cum db
A perfect hybrid bar

Went after a long time

Got a royal welcome from ALL

Few new chicks paraded infront of me

All old one made a bee line for bohni in choli

Over all the place is same

Not much change

Chemistry and maths all still the same

Dim lights are same

Black and brown Nipples are same

Crakcs on wall plaster are same

Ass cracks of the chicks are same

Only mongers have changed ?

Or may be not ?

My rating

7 out of 10
Best of hybrid bar in whole of navi mumbai
Way better than any Sb any time


Uncle Sam

Mongoronomics

Economics of mongorology

Even if mongorology has three main subjects...physics and chemistry and biology

Maths is compulsory and the most important

Without maths one can not excell

So lets understand basics of mongoronomics

Commonly asked question

1..
How much money to be spend on mongering ?

I have repeatedly said this in previous forum
Never more than 10 percent of total income

If u want to monger life long then follow this rule till end

What ever fits in 10 percent as per your income do that much fun only

Come may what .

Never brake this rule

This is the Guru mantra

Remember it and rest all will be fine


2
Be specific in what u want .

If u are for entry ..domt spend on dance

If u are for dance..dont spend on entry
If u want water removal with good massage..stick to spa
Dont go to Db

If u want raw sex..go to NL or ch or indie

Be very clear what u want and stick to it

By this simple rule..u will reduce spedning on things that u dont enjoy

And that will save u lot of money

3..

How to avoid spending on same gal in same db in next visit ?

Most of the time ..lot of money is spent on keeping regualar gal happy
Plus the captain and waiter etc ..especially in multiple visit in same bar

My take is simple

Dont stick to a single gal in a db unless u want long term fun with the gal

There are people who stick to one gal per bar and spend routinely on her and that helps them to get better service out of that gal

So if u really like a gal and if she is worth then only spend money on her regualarly

It is like SIP
If fund is good..u will get good returns

Now most of us dont like to stick to one gal

We want to enjoy many gals in the same bar
I never repeat the gal

So how to manage?
My rule is simple
Learn to say no ...when u dont want to say yes..

Be Blunt
Be clear

My rule is simple
New day is new game in db
So i will tip or make old gal dance only if she is good on THAT day.

If i dont like her on THAT day then she is out
Choose the gal as per your liking
Not the other way round

Dont tip the gal unless u like her dress and attitude on that day

Do make a group of 6 to 7 gals in every bar to whom u will tip and keep changing them every 2 months

It is like have a rotation policy

Better for u

And gals dont mind that

Also stick to one waiter and captain
And tip him only in every visit
Sit on his table preferably or even if u sit any where ..tip him only along with minimal tip to table waiter

I call these waiter my buddy
And for every bar..i stick to only one buddy

So choose ur buddy in every bar carefully and stick to them

This will reduce unnecessary spending on other waiters

4..
Strip the gal at earliest

So many people spend lots of money on gal in db and dont strip them till 5 to 6 months

This is the biggest mistake
U like a gal then spend on her and in second or third visit..strip her in lodge or hotel

So that ur money invested is vasoolled at earliest
And most of the time once a gal is stripped once ..most of us dont retain the attraction for her

So better to strip the gal once and close the account rather than spending on her for a long time .

5..

Last but most important formula in maths in db

NEVER COMPETE WITH ANY FELLOW MONGER IN Db or Ob

This is the worst case to waste money

Db or ob is not meant for competiton

It is a place to have fun
There are loads of chicks in db
They keep coming till we die
So dont make a db or ob battle filed to fullfil EGO

That will save u loads of money

I hope these formulas of mongoronomics will help all

Have a great week

Rock on

Uncle Sam

iliketomonger said:

Anytime Sam, Rasna and Cabana are unique places. A must visit for all mongers of Navi Mumbai.

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Check out blue Star in same area as rasna

They have loads of new chicks

Full on groping and dance

Check it out

Uncle Sam

Massage Lover New said:

Hey Uncle Sam,

m New here, Saw your posts, impressive writings, you seems the right guy with correct information,
Help me with name of SPA where BJ is possible.
BTW what is indie??

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Thai spa bandra

U will get all that u want .

Massage Lover New said:

Hey Uncle Sam,

m New here, Saw your posts, impressive writings, you seems the right guy with correct information,
Help me with name of SPA where BJ is possible.
BTW what is indie??

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Indie is independent sex worker

Unlike those who work in brothel like NL or Ch which are controlled by Pimps .

Massage Lover New said:

guys from internet i got a number, which ends with@7550, named priya, a guy has picked on this , sent me some pics, do you have any idea abt that,

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Most of the numbers picked up fron internet are fraud

Dont get into it especially those from saki naka area

Take care