Massage Slang - Abbreviations

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    AAMP: Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.
    ABC: american born chinese
    ABJ: american born japanese
    Agency: a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts.
    AMP: Asian Massage Parlor. A retail establishment staffed by Asians.
    analingus: licking anus
    AO: Asian Only.
    AO AMP: AMP servicing Asian clients only
    Asian: analingus
    Asian Cowgirl: girl on top, squatting
    ASP: Adult Service Provider, or newsgroup
    ATF: all time favorite
    ATM: ass to mouth – penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth.
    attempts: trying to orgasm.
    Aunt Flo: menstruation, period.

    B&S: bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised.
    babyback: petite, young, attractive Asian.
    balloons: breast implants.
    BB: bareback = without condom.
    BJ: blowjob = oral sex = fellatio.
    BBBJ: bare back blow job = BJ without condom, beebeebeejay.
    BBBJTC: bare back blow job to completion (in mouth).
    BBBJTCIM: bare back blow job to completion in mouth.
    BBBJTCNQNS: bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit.
    BBBJTCWS: bare back blow job to completion with swallow.
    BBBJWF: bare back blow job with facial.
    BBFS: bare back sex.
    BBK: big beautiful knockers.
    BBW: big beautiful woman.
    BCD: behind closed doors.
    BDSM: bondage, discipline, sado-masochism.
    BF: boy friend
    BFE: boy friend experience
    birdwatching: BBBJTCWS
    BLS: ball licking and sucking
    Blue Jay: blow job
    blue pill: Viagra
    BSB: bus stop babe
    butter face: everything looks good, ‘but her’ face
    BTW: by the way
    BYOC: Bring your Own Condom

    cash and dash: ROB who takes your money then runs
    CBJ: covered blow job = BJ with condom
    CC Rider: full service provider costing $200 or less
    CD: cross dresser
    CDS: covered doggy style
    CFS: covered full service = Sex with condom
    CG: cowgirl = girl on top facing you
    CH: Crazy Horse, San Francisco Strip Club
    CIM: cum in mouth
    CMD: carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde
    CMT: Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
    Cowgirl: CG = girl on top facing you
    cover: condom
    cruising: driving around, looking for streetwalkers
    cups of coffee: releases = orgasms

    DAP: digital anal probe = finger in anus
    DATO: dining at the o = analingus
    DATY: dining at the y = cunnilingus
    DDP: double digit penetration, kitty and anus
    DS: doggy style
    DSL: dick sucking lips
    Dodge: streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, see 22500 Mission Blvd, Hayward, CA
    Doggie: man behind girl, girl on hands and knees
    donation: payment
    Doubles: A threesome with two girls and you
    DDE: doesn’t do extras (PS only)
    DDG: drop dead gorgeous
    DFK: deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue
    DIY: do it yourself (masturbation)
    DP: double penetration, two guys on one girl
    DT: deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth

    ECR: el camino real
    EOM: end of message. No text in message body.
    escort: a temporary companion for hire

    facial: cumming on partner’s face
    FBSM: full body sensual massage, typically includes HJ
    FBSM+: FBSM + bonus, usually BJ
    FIA: finger in ass
    fire and ice: a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice
    FIR: finger in rear
    FIV: finger in vagina
    FKK: Frei Korper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club.
    FOB: fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US.
    FOV: finger outside vagina
    French: BJ
    French Kiss: Kissing with tongue insertion
    FS: full service = BJ + Sex
    FDAU: face down ass up

    Get Brain: blow job
    Get Comfortable: get completely naked
    GFE: girlfriend experience, doesn’t mean anything these days. RBGFE = BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG
    GFE lite: Lite-GFE = SafeGFE = light RBGFE, = RBGFE with substitutions: CBJ vs BBBJ and sometimes no/light kissing vs DFK.
    GFE++: RBGFE with extras (like CIM, swallow, greek)
    GG: Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor
    GND: girl next door
    Greek: anal sex, back door
    GS: golden shower = urination play
    GSM: g-spot massage

    happy ending: A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage
    hardwood floors: clean shaven kitty
    Hat: condom
    HDH: high dollar hottie
    HE: happy ending
    HJ: hand job = a manual / hand release
    HH: half hour
    HM: high mileage
    HME: honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven
    HWP: height and weight proportionate
    hooker: prostitute

    IMHO: in my humble opinion
    interpreter: condom
    Italian: penis rubbing between butt cheeks
    ISO: in search of

    KGFE: Korean GFE, usually RBGFE except with CBJ
    kitty: vagina (Bald=clean shaven; Partly Shaved=landing strip; Trimmed = manicured; Natural)

    Lapdog: person who worships providers to excess.
    LD: lap dance
    LDL: low dollar looker (opposite of HDH)
    LE: ellie = law enforcement
    LK: light kissing, closed mouth
    LMP: latina massage parlor
    LOS: land of smiles = Thailand
    LPIN: legal prostitute in Nevada

    mamasan: female manager of a massage parlor
    MBOT: Mitchell Brothers O’Farrell Theatre, San Francisco Strip Club
    MBR: multiple bell ringing = MSOG
    MILF: mom I’d like to f-ck
    Mish: missionary position, or the SF Mission District
    Missionary: man on top, girl on back
    mohawk: thin rectangular strip of pubic hair
    monty: streetwalker stroll: Monterey/1st St San Jose CA
    MP: massage parlor
    MP: multiple pops = multiple releases
    MSC: Market Street Cinema, San Francisco Strip Club
    MSOG: multiple shots on goal = multiple releases

    NCT: New Century Theatre, San Francisco Strip Club
    non-pro: civilian, not a professional provider
    NP: no problem
    NSA: no strings attached

    OP: original poster, original post
    OWO: oral without condom
    OWOTC: oral without condom to completion

    P2P: private to private, typically uncovered, rubbing of penis with vagina without penetration
    papasan: male manager of a massage parlor
    party hat: condom
    PIV: penis in vagina
    PL: Pathetic Loser
    PM: prostate massage or private message (inbox)
    PO: phone operator (for making appointments)
    PS: private show (Dance)
    PSE: Porn Star Experience
    PV: private viewing (Dance)
    PYT: pretty young thing

    RA: relaxation assistant, masseuse in a massage parlor
    raincoat: condom
    Reverse cowgirl: RCG = girl on top facing away
    Reverse massage: you massage her
    rimming: analingus
    RMP: Russian Massage Parlor
    ROB: Rip Off Bitch
    Roman shower: vomit play
    RPG: role playing games
    Russian: penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck

    SC: Strip Club
    self-service: you masturbate
    semi-pro: someone who escorts informally as a side business.
    SF: San Francisco
    shill: an insider posing as a satisfied customer
    SO: significant other
    SOG: shot on goal = one release
    SOMF: sat on my face
    south of the border: gential region
    southern france: BBBJ
    SP: Service Provider
    SPA: streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA
    spanish: ATM = ass to mouth
    spinner: very petite, thin girl
    starfish: anus, or girl that is unresponsive in bed
    STD: sexually transmitted disease
    stroll: path frequented by street walkers
    SW: street walker

    TAMP: Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor
    teabag: man squats and dips balls in partner’s mouth
    TG: transgender
    TGTBT: too good to be true
    TIA: thanks in advance
    Tina: crystal meth
    TJ: Tijuana, Mexico
    TL: Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave
    TLC: tender loving care
    TLD: topless lap dance
    tossing salad: analingus
    Trip to islands: greek anal sex
    Troll: rude and hideous PL
    Trolling: Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum
    TOFTT: Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
    TS: transexual
    TUMA: tongue up my ass
    TV: transvestite

    UTF: Untranslated French = BBBJ
    UTR: under the radar, does not advertise

    WTF: What the fuck? (I’m rather surprised by this)

    XOXO: Kisses & Hugs

    YMMV: Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others.

    1/2 and 1/2: half and half = oral sex + full service
    411: seeking information
    420: 4:20 = marijuana
    69: two people giving each other oral sex at the same time
    $: $100
    $$: $200
    $$$: $300
    $$$.5: $350 (get it?)
    incall: You go to her place, or a place she designates.
    outcall: She comes to your place, home, hotel room.
    two call system: For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.

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