A AAMP: Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront. ABC: american born chinese ABJ: american born japanese Agency: a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts. AMP: Asian Massage Parlor. A retail establishment staffed by Asians. analingus: licking anus AO: Asian Only. AO AMP: AMP servicing Asian clients only Asian: analingus Asian Cowgirl: girl on top, squatting ASP: Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup ATF: all time favorite ATM: ass to mouth – penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth. attempts: trying to orgasm. Aunt Flo: menstruation, period. B B&S: bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised. babyback: petite, young, attractive Asian. balloons: breast implants. BB: bareback = without condom. BJ: blowjob = oral sex = fellatio. BBBJ: bare back blow job = BJ without condom, beebeebeejay. BBBJTC: bare back blow job to completion (in mouth). BBBJTCIM: bare back blow job to completion in mouth. BBBJTCNQNS: bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit. BBBJTCWS: bare back blow job to completion with swallow. BBBJWF: bare back blow job with facial. BBFS: bare back sex. BBK: big beautiful knockers. BBW: big beautiful woman. BCD: behind closed doors. BDSM: bondage, discipline, sado-masochism. BF: boy friend BFE: boy friend experience birdwatching: BBBJTCWS BLS: ball licking and sucking Blue Jay: blow job blue pill: Viagra BSB: bus stop babe butter face: everything looks good, ‘but her’ face BTW: by the way BYOC: Bring your Own Condom C cash and dash: ROB who takes your money then runs CBJ: covered blow job = BJ with condom CC Rider: full service provider costing $200 or less CD: cross dresser CDS: covered doggy style CFS: covered full service = Sex with condom CG: cowgirl = girl on top facing you CH: Crazy Horse, San Francisco Strip Club CIM: cum in mouth CL: craigslist.org CMD: carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde CMT: Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse. Cowgirl: CG = girl on top facing you cover: condom cruising: driving around, looking for streetwalkers cups of coffee: releases = orgasms D DAP: digital anal probe = finger in anus DATO: dining at the o = analingus DATY: dining at the y = cunnilingus DDP: double digit penetration, kitty and anus DS: doggy style DSL: dick sucking lips Dodge: streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, see 22500 Mission Blvd, Hayward, CA Doggie: man behind girl, girl on hands and knees donation: payment Doubles: A threesome with two girls and you DDE: doesn’t do extras (PS only) DDG: drop dead gorgeous DFK: deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue DIY: do it yourself (masturbation) DP: double penetration, two guys on one girl DT: deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth E ECR: el camino real EOM: end of message. No text in message body. escort: a temporary companion for hire F facial: cumming on partner’s face FBSM: full body sensual massage, typically includes HJ FBSM+: FBSM + bonus, usually BJ FIA: finger in ass fire and ice: a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice FIR: finger in rear FIV: finger in vagina FKK: Frei Korper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club. FOB: fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US. FOV: finger outside vagina French: BJ French Kiss: Kissing with tongue insertion FS: full service = BJ + Sex FDAU: face down ass up G Get Brain: blow job Get Comfortable: get completely naked GFE: girlfriend experience, doesn’t mean anything these days. RBGFE = BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG GFE lite: Lite-GFE = SafeGFE = light RBGFE, = RBGFE with substitutions: CBJ vs BBBJ and sometimes no/light kissing vs DFK. GFE++: RBGFE with extras (like CIM, swallow, greek) GG: Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor GND: girl next door Greek: anal sex, back door GS: golden shower = urination play GSM: g-spot massage H happy ending: A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage hardwood floors: clean shaven kitty Hat: condom HDH: high dollar hottie HE: happy ending HJ: hand job = a manual / hand release HH: half hour HM: high mileage HME: honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven HWP: height and weight proportionate hooker: prostitute I IMHO: in my humble opinion interpreter: condom Italian: penis rubbing between butt cheeks ISO: in search of K KGFE: Korean GFE, usually RBGFE except with CBJ kitty: vagina (Bald=clean shaven; Partly Shaved=landing strip; Trimmed = manicured; Natural) L Lapdog: person who worships providers to excess. LD: lap dance LDL: low dollar looker (opposite of HDH) LE: ellie = law enforcement LK: light kissing, closed mouth LMP: latina massage parlor LOS: land of smiles = Thailand LPIN: legal prostitute in Nevada M mamasan: female manager of a massage parlor MBOT: Mitchell Brothers O’Farrell Theatre, San Francisco Strip Club MBR: multiple bell ringing = MSOG MILF: mom I’d like to f-ck Mish: missionary position, or the SF Mission District Missionary: man on top, girl on back mohawk: thin rectangular strip of pubic hair monty: streetwalker stroll: Monterey/1st St San Jose CA MP: massage parlor MP: multiple pops = multiple releases MSC: Market Street Cinema, San Francisco Strip Club MSOG: multiple shots on goal = multiple releases N NCT: New Century Theatre, San Francisco Strip Club non-pro: civilian, not a professional provider NP: no problem NSA: no strings attached O OP: original poster, original post OWO: oral without condom OWOTC: oral without condom to completion P P2P: private to private, typically uncovered, rubbing of penis with vagina without penetration papasan: male manager of a massage parlor party hat: condom PIV: penis in vagina PL: Pathetic Loser PM: prostate massage or private message (inbox) PO: phone operator (for making appointments) PS: private show (Dance) PSE: Porn Star Experience PV: private viewing (Dance) PYT: pretty young thing R RA: relaxation assistant, masseuse in a massage parlor raincoat: condom Reverse cowgirl: RCG = girl on top facing away Reverse massage: you massage her rimming: analingus RMP: Russian Massage Parlor ROB: Rip Off Bitch Roman shower: vomit play RPG: role playing games Russian: penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck S SC: Strip Club self-service: you masturbate semi-pro: someone who escorts informally as a side business. SF: San Francisco shill: an insider posing as a satisfied customer SO: significant other SOG: shot on goal = one release SOMF: sat on my face south of the border: gential region southern france: BBBJ SP: Service Provider SPA: streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA spanish: ATM = ass to mouth spinner: very petite, thin girl starfish: anus, or girl that is unresponsive in bed STD: sexually transmitted disease stroll: path frequented by street walkers SW: street walker T TAMP: Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor teabag: man squats and dips balls in partner’s mouth TG: transgender TGTBT: too good to be true TIA: thanks in advance Tina: crystal meth TJ: Tijuana, Mexico TL: Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave TLC: tender loving care TLD: topless lap dance tossing salad: analingus Trip to islands: greek anal sex Troll: rude and hideous PL Trolling: Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum TOFTT: Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider. TS: transexual TUMA: tongue up my ass TV: transvestite U UTF: Untranslated French = BBBJ UTR: under the radar, does not advertise W WTF: What the fuck? (I’m rather surprised by this) X XOXO: Kisses & Hugs Y YMMV: Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others. misc 1/2 and 1/2: half and half = oral sex + full service 411: seeking information 420: 4:20 = marijuana 69: two people giving each other oral sex at the same time $: $100 $$: $200 $$$: $300 $$$.5: $350 (get it?) incall: You go to her place, or a place she designates. outcall: She comes to your place, home, hotel room. two call system: For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.