In a dark and hazy room, peeri...

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    In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news:
    "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
    Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.
    She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked:
    "Will I be acquitted?"

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