Flirt is getting ready to open!

[kittyhound69]

Saw a hot Asian at the grocery store with a mask on. For sure I would pay her 100$ for a handjob , clothes on , no problem. I’m getting really horny

 

[xtc27]

Saw a hot Asian at the grocery store with a mask on. For sure I would pay her 100$ for a handjob , clothes on , no problem. I’m getting really horny

...if she’d do it while in line, bargain!

 

[Happyman]

Learned more than 2 dozen solders who were sent to Long Care home got sick from the virus. Looks like if you are in a bad environment, even if you are young and strong, you can get the virus easily. Mind you, those solders have some sort of protections/training and of course the result showed the protections that they have are not sufficient.

 

[UsefulIdiot]

...if she’d do it while in line, bargain!

That reminds me of the Andrew Dice Clay routine: "So I'm standing in line at the bank, I got my tongue up this chick's ass, and she's looking at my like 'Hey, do I know you?'".

 

[hangul99]

That reminds me of the Andrew Dice Clay routine: "So I'm standing in line at the bank, I got my tongue up this chick's ass, and she's looking at my like 'Hey, do I know you?'".

Ever go hog'en? Lol!

 

[kittyhound69]

...if she’d do it while in line, bargain!

It’s going to be our reality when spas open again , masks on mpas. It will work for everyone. The mask will make an average mpa look real hot if she does her makeup right . Eyelashes done, eye liner . It could be an interesting time when things get back to semi normal.

 

[kittyhound69]

Ps. I would have let her do me in line no worries. We were both masks on. Who’s going to know us lol

 

[UsefulIdiot]

At one point I laughed at some of his stuff. What a total turd that guy is. Maybe stuff was funnier back then. I dunno. Can't really judge. Just gotta feel bad for all those women in the audience have to sit through his nonsense... I mean gawsh if you wanna have a guys night out don't bring the ladies like that... let them at home and be a dirty pig with your guy friends... what do I know...

A couple of points to make here. “Dice” was one of many absurd characters created by Andrew Clay that to his own surprise became enormously popular. He fully embraced it and then became that ridiculous person. The material was funny because it was absurd and crossed a lot of lines. His audiences were mostly men, but he did have a lot of female fans. At the time I found a lot of his stuff offensive but found the rest entertaining. The second point is that when you look back at how people spoke and acted in the past it can be horrifying. Decades from now people looking at this era will be appalled at how we treat the mentally ill, the very existence of homeless people and exploitation of the working poor.

 

[snoopdoggie]

A couple of points to make here. “Dice” was one of many absurd characters created by Andrew Clay that to his own surprise became enormously popular. He fully embraced it and then became that ridiculous person. The material was funny because it was absurd and crossed a lot of lines. His audiences were mostly men, but he did have a lot of female fans. At the time I found a lot of his stuff offensive but found the rest entertaining. The second point is that when you look back at how people spoke and acted in the past it can be horrifying. Decades from now people looking at this era will be appalled at how we treat the mentally ill, the very existence of homeless people and exploitation of the working poor.

A co-worker of mine years ago was raving about Andrew Dice Clay. I had never heard of him, and he was telling me that he was really funny and awesome. He lent me a tape of one of his stand up comedy routines, that he recorded from his TV. When I watched it, I thought it was nothing but garbage. I said this guy is a dirty bum. When I returned the tape, I said, we certainly have different tastes.

 

[OG_funguy]

Stay healthy, fuck a milf!

I should be healthy as a horse then...

 

[hesperion]

So a week has passed and guys were all excited, shaving their nut sacks in preparation.

Like hell it's going to happen in June/Stage 2 whatever. Cases have spiked all week and big Doug is more likely to roll back than move to the next phase. Now put the razor away before you hurt yourself.

 

[xtc27]

So a week has passed and guys were all excited, shaving their nut sacks in preparation.

Like hell it's going to happen in June/Stage 2 whatever. Cases have spiked all week and big Doug is more likely to roll back than move to the next phase. Now put the razor away before you hurt yourself.

...cases spiking cos Drs offices can refer ppl 4 tests; now not just hospital cases. Since Monday.

...if death rates hold steady, hospitals have empty beds, ph #2 coming... economy big trbl right now...