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  1. TBone

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    sent a text and asked if they do a sensual massage and got a quick NO
     
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    Pretty much every place will say No to that question over text, even the ones who offer it.
     
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    no most tell me straight up lots ask what it is
     
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    The back of the salon needs a tenant and it has been setup like that for many years under 3 different operators before. The results are not favorable because of poor quality massage, noisy and busy salon in front where you walk past first before going to massage, inconsistent appointment bookings, not a conducive environment for relaxation and tranquility, and of course draped with no happiness. Those factors killed the businesses. If you do not offer happiness, no problem it's their choice. But the massage better be good quality to warrant repeat business just on that merit alone. Look at Lewis Massage. They can survive because their massage is actually good quality, even though it's in a busy, greasy hair salon where one must March all the way to the back of the store, past many eyes.
     
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    Some will even have a sign up. You will know soon enough when she gets to about the half way time on your massage. If you’ve even been partially draped good chance it’s a no go. I have been to those places were you think it isn’t going to happen . All of a sudden she is putting hands and doing the finger linger then she whispers you want I take care how much you pay ? Then she goes shhh must not tell I get in trouble. If she is putting hands on your fidget spinner just ask flat out. Yeah when I was a kid that was my fidget spinner
     
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    Although I've really cut down on how often I spend money on massages, I did kind of TOFTT at this place a few weeks ago. After all, my massages have always been great. It's just that location is the shits.

    My lady was Sasha, and I got the room with the Little Person sized bathroom. I'm only around 5'9, but I've felt like the Big Show in that bathroom. The massage room is at least big enough. However, the one connected to it (where Koko massaged me over a year ago) is pretty small.

    So about the massage experience:

    The lady is in her forties, average body, attractive with black hair that went below her collar. She wore colourful scrubs that I think had a children's theme on the top.
    Add that to not going near the taint or even the groin, I was a bit surprised that she offered to give little Maestro a little therapy too. I believe the math added up to 40...but

    I'm not sure I can recommend the place:

    1. She didn't ask how deep I wanted the massage. (Although her Swedish massage skills were strong and it's all I needed at the time.)

    2. In the first ten minutes she left to go respond to walkins, at least twice.

    3. She must have spent about 80 percent plus on the back, leaving what I assume was meant to be a quick clean and jerk (yes I did you use a weightlifting analogy) for the front. Over and over, time management seems to be an issue with most ladies and it gets really tiresome.
    And likewise, the massage feels tiresome after a while, with the same exact strokes over the exact same length of the body, over and over.
     
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    I should have read Welldunne's commentary over and over and over again,
    before I fell for the "90 for 90" Kijiji ad for this place. For my fifth visit (to this address)over the years, I foolishly thought I'd be better to make an afternoon appointment.(Few to no walkins)

    My lady went by Angela, and I believe she is very new. Petite lady, thin body and by my guess, as old as 50 plus. On top of the Mandarin conversations in the salon that I tried to zone out of, I had multiple interuptions for 2/3 of the massage.

    And by the 3rd walkin (a man who returned, after first being sent away), she had called the lady I assume was Sasha on the phone to come and massage him. I actually could hear him changing in the tiny room next to my head. So, the atmosphere to relax was probably the second worst I've had in four years. And unfortunately, I can't blame a head injury for causing me to decide to go there....again.

    As for the massage: it was mostly undraped (except for a hand towel on the flip, for Junior), relaxing mix of Swedish, feather touch and traces of Hawaiian Lomi Lomi. Long fluid strokes across the length of the right and left, staying completely away from "private" areas. Perfectly light to medium elbow and finger pressure on the tight areas.

    On the flip, she continued with similar massage movements. However, the last minutes were a lot of feather touch trailing of her fingers, up and down, and everywhere...except the private areas. Her hands and fingers were absolute magic.
    I wouldn't consider the massage sensual (there was no teasing or "accidental" grazing of junior, or his two little oval brothers). She didn't even massage either groin. Nonetheless, the sensations had poor little Junior, harder than Trump's botox tightened orange face, and that towel was less of a teepee, and more of a poor little man crying "I surrender...please no more". It finished with Angela asking the real awkward question that went something like: "Would you like the other lady to come help you with that?"
    "Say what!!!!" I said to myself. That lady was only half way into the other guy's massage. Even if I was there for that, it would be a mood killer for someone to take over. Clearly, this lady knows a man's body inside out...and in my opinion, the feather touch frontal massage is not a good idea...if she doesn't do happy endings.

    Anyways, I wasn't mad at her. She clearly is a very experienced and skilled masseuse, who like many before her....didn't know what she was getting herself into. She was even more angry at the interuptions than I was. Hope she finds a better place to work...and soon.

    For now, she last was offering 100 for 100.

    And I wasted about another 100. (I had to give her a little something to say thank-you for the effort.) It was one my best relaxation massages in the last four years.

    But, that was the massage...the overall experience was absolute shit!!

    So a few days later....sigh...

    Off to Miracle Health Spa, to turn my
    frown upside down... At least it would be money well spent...
     
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