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The pity of old age

Discussion in 'Jokes and Funny Stuff' started by blue eyed blondie, Apr 6, 2012.

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  1. blue eyed blondie

    blue eyed blondie Member

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    When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old man sitting on a park bench sobbing his eyes out. I stopped and asked him what was wrong. He said, "I have a 22 year old wife at home. She rubs my back every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee."
    I said, "Well, then why are you crying?"
    He said, "She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies, cleans the house and then watches sports TV with me for the rest of the afternoon."
    I said, "Well, why are you crying?"
    He said, "For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love with me until the wee hours"
    I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"
    He said, "I can't remember where I live!"
     
  2. stevenjohngerrard

    stevenjohngerrard Newbie

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    hahaha good one thats funny and fresh
     
  3. stevenjohngerrard

    stevenjohngerrard Newbie

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    Q: Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game? A: There was a face-off
     
  4. stevenjohngerrard

    stevenjohngerrard Newbie

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    Q: How did the basketball court get wet? A: The players drooled!!
     
  5. sajet07

    sajet07 Newbie

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    hmmmm........
     
  6. Logical_Guy

    Logical_Guy Newbie

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    After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her.

    The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, "ABCDEFGHIJK."

    "What does that mean?" She asked.

    "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot!!!" he replied.

    Wife Smiling asked, "So sweet of you honey. What about IJK?"

    He replied, "I'm Just Kidding!
     
  7. oswald

    oswald Newbie

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    hehehehehe
     
  8. joshgghgg

    joshgghgg Newbie

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    great
    joke!
    :)
     
  9. jammalo

    jammalo Newbie

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    Nice.. liked that one
     
  10. Old Fart

    Old Fart Active Member

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    LOL, but I believe that work better with "dribbled" instead of drooled.
    But could be wrong. I was not there so you could be right and perhaps they did drool lol.
     

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