Discussion in 'Phuket Massage Reviews' started by Danny G, Jan 8, 2012.
ANYONE KNOWS HOW MUCH IS A MASSAGE AT TOOTSIE ???
wow pleased i read this post.
im in patong at the moment, my first time and of all the hotels i choose its one down this notorias alley lol
anyway, i walk past orange relax every day and always chat to the girls. i never even had a massage in my life, so on the first day i decided sod it i'd do it for a laugh. the girl gave me a 1 hour massage and didn't offer any extras at all, which i was cool about. But what happened next has kinda made my trip a bit crazy. the girl didn't want me to leave after the 1 hour massage and we just kept chatting etc.. she said i like you blah blah as most girls will do. i thought ye ye... after wards we go for a walk and keep chattin etc.. she gets a bit obsessed with me and ends up staying at my hotel round the corner. the weird thing is she would not accept any money for staying that night and one thing leads to another and she bascally ends up staying every bloody night now, i cant get rid of, its been 17 days now and feels like a relationship. i know its a bad idea to stay with the same girl, as to not get too close and i have to admit i really like her, but i hate i idea of what goes on at orange, i told her to stop working there and i'd sort her out with money.. but she refuses... now i just told her i think its better we just be friends and i wanna have fun and meet other people and she starts crying etc.. she really obsessive and when my phone calls she wants to know who it is, where ive been etc..etc.. ive experienced the stories you hear on here i.e family back home, i spoken to her mum etc... crazy. the other day it came out she has a bf in denmark lol, i don't know how that works when he's only over a few times a year lol. so i thought thats it kick out time, she starts crying, saying sorry etc.. texting me i wanna see you, your not the same as others, i like you, etc... i don't wanna be one of these mugs you read about on here fallin big time for it, but its easier said than done eh lol
so basscally i kinda know a bit about orange now. i thought the boss was called Genie ? i guess you get good and bad experieneces everywhere in phuket... but after reading this thread and thinking more about it i need to be careful, i've had no health issues and used protection, but it cant be good her with customers one hour then with me next eh... the idea enough makes me cringe. the trouble is she is so dam sweet and i think the best looker ive seen in phuket tbh.
there is one thing i serious do not agree with about someone at orange, the subject is banned, so i'll leave it at that.. mods remove this sentance if you need it but leave the rest. cheers
p.s i've picked up on most the txt meanings i.e bg, bm, fl etc..etc.. i just don't understand what this 555555 thing means ? obviously sexual related lol ?
the number 5 in thai is ha....as for the rest you need to read some previous posts...all been said before....had to laugh when you said its been 17 days and you cant get rid of her????....try goodbye
Just walk the street next to the beach and look left and right and you will find some good ones.
That should fill you in with those you haven't heard 5555
JFYI, They have just changed the mattresses at the one over the road from the Beergarden (Guess they were getting a bit soggy!)
Less squeeky springs now and no more of those embarrasing "Boing Boing Boing" noises as the bloke in the next room is telling the girl all about his wife and how she doesn't understand him in between short intakes of breath and big "Aaaaaaaaaaargh Yes, Yes, Just a bit faster, No, I come from Yes, Ohhhh Yes, Adelaide! AAAAAARGH! Etc Etc" towards the end! h:
The imagination runs riot halfway around the world.....555
beast you have pm mate
Tootsie for the a great massage with a happy ending. One of lifes great pleasures a Thai Ladyboy.:love3:
ahhhh Soi kepsub
My mates and I call it "ambush alley".
You just get through one lot of groping girls (not that i mind of course) and then you are presented with another set at the next massage place.. and then another.. and another.. and.....
Firstly, please no posts about me being a complete idiot for going unsheaved. i'd be the first person to advise against it. But, that's what i did a couple of weeks ago in a massage place in Soi Kepsap. Place called Orange Relax. This beautiful girl offered to smoke me "no condom" for 400 baht, how could i resist? After about a minute of a sueforum.xxx job she said for 1000 baht she would give a full service. I said what do you mean a full service. She, "i **** you good". I told her i had no condom. " no problem i clean" By this seforum.xxxe i was really hooked and just got on with it, or rather she did. All over in a few minutes. 4 days ago i felt an irritation in my ****, next day pain when i pissed and a discharge from the end. Now, today Sunday i;m dreading taking a piss as the pain is excrutiatingt. Tomorrow i'm off to the doctors. i just hope it's something that can be treated easily. So be warned always carry and use a condom.
$2,000 baht for the all inclusive VIP service with your choice of a fine ladyboy.
Is this the place ? No worries , when you go tomorrow to patong hospital it is only one shot in your arm and two little pills and about three days it is all over.
Make your mind up....is it dollars or baht ????
What do you think? Sure you have enough experience and common sense to figure that puzzle out.:idea:
I'm surprised any establishment on Ketchup hasn't got condoms!!!
Even the restaurants! They told me it was Kalamari but I think it was bread-crumbed Feather-lites!
I was pulled off the 'Flying Pig' down there and then I put the side stand down and climbed off! :erf:
Nope, sorry mate NFI....... Ladyboys not one of my specialized subjects :erf:
:lol::lol: Neither is logic?
I hope the Kalamari didn't come with any tartare sauce!!!!
Your not best mates with Tony43Pilot are you :intello:
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