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Discussion in 'Phuket Massage Reviews' started by Danny G, Jan 8, 2012.

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  1. Wanderer

    Wanderer Member

    Mar 15, 2010
  2. Pompal 09.

    Pompal 09. Active Member

    Feb 9, 2011
    wow pleased i read this post.

    im in patong at the moment, my first time and of all the hotels i choose its one down this notorias alley lol

    anyway, i walk past orange relax every day and always chat to the girls. i never even had a massage in my life, so on the first day i decided sod it i'd do it for a laugh. the girl gave me a 1 hour massage and didn't offer any extras at all, which i was cool about. But what happened next has kinda made my trip a bit crazy. the girl didn't want me to leave after the 1 hour massage and we just kept chatting etc.. she said i like you blah blah as most girls will do. i thought ye ye... after wards we go for a walk and keep chattin etc.. she gets a bit obsessed with me and ends up staying at my hotel round the corner. the weird thing is she would not accept any money for staying that night and one thing leads to another and she bascally ends up staying every bloody night now, i cant get rid of, its been 17 days now and feels like a relationship. i know its a bad idea to stay with the same girl, as to not get too close and i have to admit i really like her, but i hate i idea of what goes on at orange, i told her to stop working there and i'd sort her out with money.. but she refuses... now i just told her i think its better we just be friends and i wanna have fun and meet other people and she starts crying etc.. she really obsessive and when my phone calls she wants to know who it is, where ive been etc..etc.. ive experienced the stories you hear on here i.e family back home, i spoken to her mum etc... crazy. the other day it came out she has a bf in denmark lol, i don't know how that works when he's only over a few times a year lol. so i thought thats it kick out time, she starts crying, saying sorry etc.. texting me i wanna see you, your not the same as others, i like you, etc... i don't wanna be one of these mugs you read about on here fallin big time for it, but its easier said than done eh lol

    so basscally i kinda know a bit about orange now. i thought the boss was called Genie ? i guess you get good and bad experieneces everywhere in phuket... but after reading this thread and thinking more about it i need to be careful, i've had no health issues and used protection, but it cant be good her with customers one hour then with me next eh... the idea enough makes me cringe. the trouble is she is so dam sweet and i think the best looker ive seen in phuket tbh.

    there is one thing i serious do not agree with about someone at orange, the subject is banned, so i'll leave it at that.. mods remove this sentance if you need it but leave the rest. cheers

    p.s i've picked up on most the txt meanings i.e bg, bm, fl etc..etc.. i just don't understand what this 555555 thing means ? obviously sexual related lol ?
  3. crazybaby

    crazybaby Member

    Aug 26, 2009
    the number 5 in thai is ha....as for the rest you need to read some previous posts...all been said before....had to laugh when you said its been 17 days and you cant get rid of her????....try goodbye
  4. Raging Female

    Raging Female Member

    Aug 8, 2009
    Just walk the street next to the beach and look left and right and you will find some good ones.

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  5. irenaaneri1980

    irenaaneri1980 Member

    Nov 24, 2009
  6. Ejr

    Ejr Member

    Feb 21, 2010
    JFYI, They have just changed the mattresses at the one over the road from the Beergarden (Guess they were getting a bit soggy!)

    Less squeeky springs now and no more of those embarrasing "Boing Boing Boing" noises as the bloke in the next room is telling the girl all about his wife and how she doesn't understand him in between short intakes of breath and big "Aaaaaaaaaaargh Yes, Yes, Just a bit faster, No, I come from Yes, Ohhhh Yes, Adelaide! AAAAAARGH! Etc Etc" towards the end!

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  7. skny

    skny Member

    Oct 28, 2009
    Hilarious 555555

    The imagination runs riot halfway around the world.....555

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  8. malcolm b

    malcolm b Member

    Aug 9, 2009
    beast you have pm mate
  9. Carol

    Carol Member

    Aug 25, 2009
    Tootsie for the a great massage with a happy ending. One of lifes great pleasures a Thai Ladyboy.:love3:
  10. Bad Jelly

    Bad Jelly Member

    Sep 20, 2009
    ahhhh Soi kepsub

    My mates and I call it "ambush alley".

    You just get through one lot of groping girls (not that i mind of course) and then you are presented with another set at the next massage place.. and then another.. and another.. and.....

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  11. mamacita

    mamacita Member

    Oct 1, 2009
    Firstly, please no posts about me being a complete idiot for going unsheaved. i'd be the first person to advise against it. But, that's what i did a couple of weeks ago in a massage place in Soi Kepsap. Place called Orange Relax. This beautiful girl offered to smoke me "no condom" for 400 baht, how could i resist? After about a minute of a sueforum.xxx job she said for 1000 baht she would give a full service. I said what do you mean a full service. She, "i **** you good". I told her i had no condom. " no problem i clean" By this seforum.xxxe i was really hooked and just got on with it, or rather she did. All over in a few minutes. 4 days ago i felt an irritation in my ****, next day pain when i pissed and a discharge from the end. Now, today Sunday i;m dreading taking a piss as the pain is excrutiatingt. Tomorrow i'm off to the doctors. i just hope it's something that can be treated easily. So be warned always carry and use a condom.

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  12. Ericho

    Ericho Member

    Jan 9, 2010
    $2,000 baht for the all inclusive VIP service with your choice of a fine ladyboy.
  13. Pompal 09.

    Pompal 09. Active Member

    Feb 9, 2011
    Is this the place ? No worries , when you go tomorrow to patong hospital it is only one shot in your arm and two little pills and about three days it is all over.


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  14. Jane D

    Jane D Member

    Feb 21, 2010
    Make your mind up....is it dollars or baht ????
  15. Maquis47

    Maquis47 Member

    Apr 20, 2010
    What do you think? Sure you have enough experience and common sense to figure that puzzle out.:idea:
  16. Emmanuel

    Emmanuel Member

    Feb 5, 2010
    I'm surprised any establishment on Ketchup hasn't got condoms!!!

    Even the restaurants! They told me it was Kalamari but I think it was bread-crumbed Feather-lites!

    I was pulled off the 'Flying Pig' down there and then I put the side stand down and climbed off!

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  17. Pompal 09.

    Pompal 09. Active Member

    Feb 9, 2011
    Nope, sorry mate NFI....... Ladyboys not one of my specialized subjects :erf:
  18. Hiram

    Hiram Member

    Jan 6, 2010
    :lol::lol: Neither is logic?
  19. MissMooMoo

    MissMooMoo Member

    Sep 11, 2009
    I hope the Kalamari didn't come with any tartare sauce!!!!

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  20. Ghandi

    Ghandi Member

    Aug 10, 2009
    Your not best mates with Tony43Pilot are you :intello:

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