MPA review of clients

PaidnPretty said:

I can’t believe guys don’t think about these things as they beg to eat your ass

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But it just looks so cute and nice. With the ladies I see, there ass is so clean you could serve a meal to the Queen off it.

King Arthur said:

Your taking this too serious my dude I’m joking around. Hell yeah shower I always do. Seriously though you can shower in boiling hot water and its still an MP not the most sanitary place. Can’t control what other people do and I’ve seen girls not even shower after I busted on them. I dont repeat with those girls but all kinds of funky stuff is still going on.

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Oh no lol I know you’re joking. But some of these dudes before you are not lol. So for their sake I’m replying else they will be lost in the banter

King Arthur said:

I’ve seen girls not even shower after I busted on them. I dont repeat with those girls but all kinds of funky stuff is still going on.

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Unless you’ve hanged around and watch them start another session with another client, there’s no way you can say they don’t shower.
Many will shower after cleaning up the room, long after you’ve already left.
I’m not paying her to watch her clean up anyways.

Hangdai said:

Unless you’ve hanged around and watch them start another session with another client, there’s no way you can say they don’t shower.
Many will shower after cleaning up the room, long after you’ve already left.
I’m not paying her to watch her clean up anyways.

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I leave the the room with the girls sometimes. Seen em get dressed put their heels on leave no shower. Shower or not tho MPs are funky places dont kid yourself.

King Arthur said:

I leave the the room with the girls sometimes. Seen em get dressed put their heels on leave no shower. Shower or not tho MPs are funky places dont kid yourself.

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All the girls I have ever been with have showered while I dressed. I can’t think of one that didn’t.

NuG said:

But the idea would be you take a shit elsewhere and then SHOWER before you see the MPA... or am I doing it backwards?

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I've never dropped a dump at a mp, but really don't see what the big deal is. If you got to go you gotta go. I do carry the flushable wipes in my truck just in case.

Whether you stop at a Timmies or gas station or drop one at the mp. Toilets aren't in the room. Everybody should be showering before and after the sessions anyway.

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LuvDaty said:

I've never dropped a dump at a mp, but really don't see what the big deal is. If you got to go you gotta go. I do carry the flushable wipes in my truck just in case.

Whether you stop at a Timmies or gas station or drop one at the mp. Toilets aren't in the room. Everybody should be showering before and after the sessions anyway.

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Yes thanks! That’s the point I was trying to get King Arthur to arrive at. LOL
It isn’t a big deal. But it seems to be a concept some people can’t grasp like the guy who said he showers just so he can pee and sprinkles a little water on his dick after

NuG said:

And I only worry about what I can control which is my hygiene and how I project myself to others. I can’t know for sure if the MPA just shitted(.) ... ermmm took a shit but I can definitely control whether I have a shit around my hole when I present myself to one of the MPAs. Whether you think they are dirty or not it’s called courtesy and we should all be courteous because it’s the right thing to do isn’t it? Regardless of the scenario.

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This happened with an mpa i used to see often. I was helping her undress and caught this whiff of god awful stench emanating from her ass! This is a girl who looks like she takes good care of herself but happened. There was another time when she was only topless for the session and gave me some b2b then bbbjcim, she rinsed at the sink and that was it, No Shower. She was high.

Another mpa at the same spa bent over in a seductive way for some italian, but she had a piece of toilet paper stuck to her asshole and i just couldn't unsee that.

Now i liked both of these mpa's and I know they think they have their shit together, but if they only knew --they would be Utterly embarrassed, mortified even! And ya it did change the way i viewed them, but not for long. Because (with the exception of not showering) I know these girls consistently do care about their hygiene/ how they present themselves and if they knew, they would have taken care of it.

8.5Hard said:

This happened with an mpa i used to see often. I was helping her undress and caught this whiff of god awful stench emanating from her ass! This is a girl who looks like she takes good care of herself but happened. There was another time when she was only topless for the session and gave me some b2b then bbbjcim, she rinsed at the sink and that was it, No Shower. She was high.

Another mpa at the same spa bent over in a seductive way for some italian, but she had a piece of toilet paper stuck to her asshole and i just couldn't unsee that.

Now i liked both of these mpa's and I know they think they have their shit together, but if they only knew --they would be Utterly embarrassed, mortified even! And ya it did change the way i viewed them, but not for long. Because (with the exception of not showering) I know these girls consistently do care about their hygiene/ how they present themselves and if they knew, they would have taken care of it.

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You gotta be realistic with what these girls do there is no way they can avoid having a bad hygenie moment once in a while. I’ve seen it from a couple of my ATFs nothing as bad as you saw but these were girls that stayed clean ninety nine percent of the time I mean least as clean as possible when there doing BBBJs, DATY and DFK with a bunch of guys. But even for girls like that who care about hygenie with what they do all day there is stil going to be that one percent of the time when something is not right. Sometimes these girls have very little time between sessions going in and out of them all day doing all kinds of stuff with guys and some of the guys care about hygenie but some dont. Impossible to have perfect hygenie record in this job.

King Arthur said:

You gotta be realistic with what these girls do there is no way they can avoid having a bad hygenie moment once in a while. I’ve seen it from a couple of my ATFs nothing as bad as you saw but these were girls that stayed clean ninety nine percent of the time I mean least as clean as possible when there doing BBBJs, DATY and DFK with a bunch of guys. But even for girls like that who care about hygenie with what they do all day there is stil going to be that one percent of the time when something is not right. Sometimes these girls have very little time between sessions going in and out of them all day doing all kinds of stuff with guys and some of the guys care about hygenie but some dont. Impossible to have perfect hygenie record in this job.

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I just don't know why a little teamwork can't be done? In my time in the armed forces, we would check ourselves out before parade, to keep any issues 'in the team'. Overall it improved our effectiveness, I would translate that to better customer service in the MPA world.

King Arthur said:

But even for girls like that who care about hygenie with what they do all day there is stil going to be that one percent of the time when something is not right.

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King Arthur said:

all day doing all kinds of stuff with guys and some of the guys care about hygenie but some dont. Impossible to have perfect hygenie record in this job

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I agree, it can go bad for both the guys or mpa's who "do" care about hygiene and being presentable. My routine is to shower at my place and again at the MP before the session. The second shower is more like a quick rinse of important body parts just to be sure because of travel time. But if there was a camera in the room, or someone watching somehow, then it would look like I ran through the shower for the sake of saying i was in there. But they would be wrong.

Sad to say but way too many mpa's are oblivious to how foul their scent is. This is the other side of the coin.. the one's who don't care or don't know any better. The MP should teach them how to wash themselves as apart of their training. Teach them to wash their ass. These mpa's are more concerned about their outfits, hair and nails. Meanwhile their fetor is filling the room.

It can happen to the best of us, but for those who constantly stink there's No Excuse! Especially the mpa's gross!

Unload said:

I agree, it can go bad for both the guys or mpa's who "do" care about hygiene and being presentable. My routine is to shower at my place and again at the MP before the session. The second shower is more like a quick rinse of important body parts just to be sure because of travel time. But if there was a camera in the room, or someone watching somehow, then it would look like I ran through the shower for the sake of saying i was in there. But they would be wrong.

Sad to say but way too many mpa's are oblivious to how foul their scent is. This is the other side of the coin.. the one's who don't care or don't know any better. The MP should teach them how to wash themselves as apart of their training. Teach them to wash their ass. These mpa's are more concerned about their outfits, hair and nails. Meanwhile their fetor is filling the room.

It can happen to the best of us, but for those who constantly stink there's No Excuse! Especially the mpa's gross!

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Yeah if I showered an hour or two before I go to the MP I only scrub down the meat and potatoes but even if I dont need a shower I do a full body rinse so the girl can see some dampness think it improves service. There are a lot more MPAs with hygeine issues they thetr should be tho. Stopped seeing one regular when her pussy smelled like fish one time. She seemed confused why I wasnt DATYing.

8.5Hard said:

I was helping her undress and caught this whiff of god awful stench emanating from her ass! This is a girl who looks like she takes good care of herself but happened

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8.5Hard said:

I know they think they have their shit together, but if they only knew --they would be Utterly embarrassed, mortified even! And ya it did change the way i viewed them

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I had the same thing happen, it wasn't the first nor the last. I never looked at her the same way again she wasn't as perfect in my eyes. I kept seeing her because she's normally clean but it made realize she's only human. If the tables were turned tho I don't think she'd be so forgiving of me.. just the way these mpa's are.. unreasonable.

PaidnPretty said:

I can’t believe guys don’t think about these things as they beg to eat your ass

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I had one mpa tell me that she's done DATO on her bf because she likes him. This mpa also likes ass play on her and fetishes so i wouldn't put it passed her that she's also DATO on some clients. This hobbying thing can be a dirty one indeed, with both involved not thinking straight

Another mpa takes my load every time without request and then keeps sucking, its like she's begging for a second load to coat her throat. If she's doing this with me then how many more?

Unload said:

I had one mpa tell me that she's done DATO on her bf because she likes him. This mpa also likes ass play on her and fetishes so i wouldn't put it passed her that she's also DATO on some clients. This hobbying thing can be a dirty one indeed, with both involved not thinking straight

Another mpa takes my load every time without request and then keeps sucking, its like she's begging for a second load to coat her throat. If she's doing this with me then how many more?

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The second part a lot of girls do. Im always seeing at least one girl that swallows and I never asked a girl to swallow except once and most of them do that keep sucking to the last drop thing. They know guys love it its part of there business model your never the only guy. Eating ass I dont like that but not surprised at all there are girls doing it and guys doing it to the girls.

PaidnPretty said:

When your client takes a shit and you see the toilet seat imprint on his ass.... that’s all you can think about ..

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Maybe the guy was.taking a piss sitting down.
I must say " bitch cave" is a cool name for a hide out. You might like the comic book "bitch planet"

NuG said:

All the girls I have ever been with have showered while I dressed. I can’t think of one that didn’t.

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A regular mpaonce told me a guy was showering first after a session for over 10 min. She didn't want to keep me waiting so she left the room and came into my room and showered before our session started.

Why do men think arching thier asses up in my face while I massage their legs is gonna get me to touch thier buttholes ? Arch all you want Cat man.....

PaidnPretty said:

Why do men think arching thier asses up in my face while I massage their legs is gonna get me to touch thier buttholes ? Arch all you want Cat man.....

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We are trying to look sexy!!!

LOL jk... I have never personally seen said position (and I hope I never do haha) but let me ask, is it common?
My ex girlfriend gave me a rimjob for the first time ever and I didn’t like it AT ALL. So it baffles me when I hear guys like having their buttholes played with :/

PaidnPretty said:

Why do men think arching thier asses up in my face while I massage their legs is gonna get me to touch thier buttholes ? Arch all you want Cat man.....

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