Best vs Worst MP

thedirtyone · Apr 20, 2018

Bored so let's see what people think of the MPs we frequent. In your opinion, which MP is the best and worst? I factor in things like facilities, selection of girls, ease of access, and value for time. For the sake of discussion, I want to only consider body rubs so no holistics, AMPs or backpage Russian parlours. Try to justify your choices if you can.

I also propose we make separate lists for those that are FS spas vs those that aren't. For the sake of discussion, Premier is not in the FS list because it is not guaranteed with the entire roster.

My top three (in order of good to bad) are:

Best Non-FS
1) Perla - The gold standard and imo, better than Pure due to size and diversity of roster. Beats Pure due to having more girls per shift and having better availability for walk ins.
2) Flirt Finch - The price point + an average shift selection of 10 girls make this place a top contender. Lost points due to location, which is a pain to get to during 9-5 work hours, and the occasional cold showers.
3) Pure - Some of the most attractive ladies in the biz work at this location and for downtowners, a much easier trek to get to compared to everyone else. Loses points to the other two for their selection being mostly enhanced girls.

Honourable mention: Pickering Angels. Loses points for lack of diverse options, with mostly older girls on roster but great facilities, friendly management, and decent price point.

Worst Non-FS
1) Airport Golden Spa - Despite a diverse roster of girls, their ridiculous prices, aloof management, consistent poor service across the board, cramped showers, terrible music selection that takes me completely out of the mood make this place the bottom of the barrel for me. Adding to that is management yelling into their sound system, MPAs always having to interrupt sessions to borrow shit from each other because the MP is too cheap to provide them with soap and oil, and a seemingly constant LE presence, I don't see how anyone can have a good time here.

2) SRM Intermodal - At $150 per session, you would expect this place to deliver a sensual experience that could at least rival the best across the GTA but despite a diverse set of girls that should be able to meet anyone's tastes, there are consistent reviews on the talent's poor attitude or lack of energy, even for basic service levels. Management clearly condones the bullshit that happens here.

3) Platinum - Terrible location and parking, with low roster count, and shabby facilities. Almost guaranteed to run into a party of weed smokers if you go at night. Only saving grace is price point but you might as well drive an extra 5 minutes to another nearby MP like Flirt.

Honourable Mention: (originally said Allure but changed to S9) - Rundown facilities where cold showers happened more than I would like and a tiny parking lot during the winter, plus a lack of diverse MPAs (all of them seem to be newly-arrived Asians who can't communicate properly in English), place this near the bottom for me. Their saving grace is the friendliness of management and a decent price point

Best FS
Never been to a MP where FS is guaranteed (ie Taboo, Alpha Care, etc) so will let you folks debate about this one. Not sure if Vivid falls into this category but if so, then I would say that takes the top spot.

Worst FS
A few years ago, I walked into Classic Spa because I was curious and holy shit it's a dump. Seemingly older ladies only. Didn't stay.

c1000 · Apr 20, 2018

So basically you hate the west..

Roman · Apr 20, 2018

c1000 said:
So basically you hate the west..

Yes, he's just like Trudeau. Don't know how they stay in Confederation.

PaidnPretty · Apr 20, 2018

He’s cheap and wants a for sure thing

Nipple_Lover · Apr 20, 2018

c1000 said:
So basically you hate the west..

Have you been to Brampton places? They are absolutely terrible compared to most Toronto MPs, full of bitchy attendants who want to scam you. HFH is okay but most Toronto MPs are better.

I like Flirt VP more than Finch because I can choose between them or Perla. Their rooms look way better and cleaner. But Pure is the best. Best place with best girls.

thedirtyone · Apr 20, 2018

c1000 said:
So basically you hate the west..

Guess I don't. Brampton could use a quality MP to level the playing field. I'm not even talking about extras but when a lot of girls fail at delivering proper general service, it's a shit show.

Why don't you tell us what you like or don't like?

PaidnPretty said:
He’s cheap and wants a for sure thing

How am I cheap and where in my post do I suggest I need a sure thing? Sure thing to what?

clean_slate · Apr 20, 2018

thedirtyone said:
Best Non-FS
1) Perla - The gold standard and imo, better than Pure due to size and diversity of roster. Beats Pure due to better availability of walk ins.
2) Flirt Finch - The price point + an average shift selection of 10 girls make this place a top contender. Lost points due to location, which is a pain to get to during work hours. And the occasional cold showers.
3) Pure - Some of the most attractive ladies in the biz work at this location and for downtowners, a much easier trek to get to compared to everyone else. Loses points to the other two for their selection being mostly enhanced girls.

Honourable mention: Pickering Angels. Loses points for lack of diverse options, with mostly older girls on roster but great facilities and price point with decent hours.

Worst Non-FS
1) Airport Golden Spa - Despite a diverse roster of girls, the ridiculous prices, aloof management, consistent poor service, and seemingly constant LE presence make this place the bottom of the barrel for me.

2) SRM Intermodal - Diverse set of girls but poor service, even for basic levels. Management clearly condones the bullshit that happens here.

3) Platinum - Terrible location and parking, with low roster and shabby facilities. Only saving grace is price point but you might as well drive an extra 5 minutes to one of their neighbouring MPs.

Honourable Mention: Allure - It was a toss up between this and HFH but with two locations, nicer facilities and longer hours, HFH barely made it off the table. Allure is the second priciest MP, with shorter hours, and facilities that aren't up to par with the other MPs.

I'm going to have to disagree with your assessment of Allure. While the facilities are not a big wow factor, it's clean and comfortable with sensual girls that warm up the environment. Their prices are on par with Steeles Royal and HFH.

I agree about Pickering Angels. I really like the facilities. I have been there twice and if it was closer, I would make it another go to.

Against better judgement, I've also tried the new Steeles Royal. While the lobby looks really good, the rooms weren't that impressive. Reminds me of an updated Muse. Service and attitude wise, pretty much what's been discussed on this board.

I've never been to Platinum but I personally would place Muse on my top 3 Worst Non-FS list. First, the parking is terrible. It's slanted in a direction so that regardless of whether you back in or go front in, at one point, you're making a 20 point turn to get in or out. This is made worse when there are a bunch of 4x4 trucks who stick out or can't park within the lines. And because of the number of other MPs in the plaza, it's always packed. My two sessions there were among my bottom five. Girls weren't sensual, I was rushed, and some of the worst customer service I've experienced from management and MPA. The Vaughan location is not much better either but the MPA provided a much better experience than the two at Finch.

My best would be Flirt VP, Flirt Finch, and Pickering Angels with honourable mentions going to Allure. Though I've had good sessions at Pure and Perla, the reason I don't place it near my top three is because it's so busy and a lot of the girls are seemingly industry veterans and I prefer the new girl who provides a more down to earth experience.

My worst would be Airport Golden, SRM Intermodal, and Muse Toronto with honourable mention going to Studio 9. It feels really weird to be speaking to someone with broken English through a hole when you enter Studio 9, only to find the inside is like a setting for a Saw-like scary movie.

I don't look for FS spas so I can't comment on that.

thedirtyone · Apr 20, 2018

clean_slate said:
I'm going to have to disagree with your assessment of Allure. While the facilities are not a big wow factor, it's clean and comfortable with sensual girls that warm up the environment. Their prices are on par with Steeles Royal and HFH.

I agree about Pickering Angels. I really like the facilities. I have been there twice and if it was closer, I would make it another go to.

In many ways, Pickering Angels and Allure are two peas in the same pod. Both are low-mileage MPs located in a suburb that borders Toronto. Both take credit card lol.

Pricing wise, you save $10 at PA for half hour but Allure's 40 min is $20 cheaper than PA's 45 min. But I find I get short-timed at Allure when taking 40 minutes since the girls don't get more for a 40 min vs 30 min (the extra $20 goes to the house).

Areas where PA trump Allure are their hours, opening an hour earlier and an hour later than Allure, and their facilities. PA is a fine place to be in. Classy decor, well-equipped, and no shitty music.

Where Allure beats PA is the roster. The younger talent at Allure tends to be more diverse, a mix of Indian, South American, and white girls whereas at PA, the younger girls tend to be mainly white.

That being said, the "stars" of both locations are mainly older women who have been in the biz for quite a number of years. I do tend to hear more about Crystal and Sydney at PA than Nadia, Britney, or Gabriella at Allure. Either way, none of them are my cup of tea so I didn't factor that in.

clean_slate said:
I've also tried the new Steeles Royal. While the lobby looks really good, the rooms weren't that impressive. Reminds me of an updated Muse.

A glorified Muse is not enough to make me check it out considering the talent.

clean_slate said:
I've never been to Platinum but I personally would place Muse on my top 3 Worst Non-FS list. First, the parking is terrible. It's slanted in a direction so that regardless of whether you back in or go front in, at one point, you're making a 20 point turn to get in or out. This is made worse when there are a bunch of 4x4 trucks who stick out or can't park within the lines. And because of the number of other MPs in the plaza, it's always packed. My two sessions there were among my bottom five. Girls weren't sensual, I was rushed, and some of the worst customer service I've experienced from management and MPA. The Vaughan location is not much better either but the MPA provided a much better experience than the two at Finch.

Vaughan is not terrible, just out of the way. For all of Muse's faults (and there are a bunch), I would choose them over Brampton or Platinum . They seemed to have gotten their act together with more girls so it's not just one girl a shift anymore.

clean_slate said:
It feels really weird to be speaking to someone with broken English through a hole when you enter Studio 9, only to find the inside is like a setting for a Saw-like scary movie.

LOL, the ladies pretty much make Studio 9. Beats Platinum though.

imyourpuppet · Apr 21, 2018

I'm not going to discern between full and non-full service parlors.

Best
1. Premier - Pure, Perla, Studio 9. I don't count Platinum because it's a dump and nothing really appeals to me there. This franchise is the gold standard of parlors.
2. Flirt. I like the selection of girls at Flirt 1 better, but Flirt 2 is nicer facilities.
3. Seduction. Some hidden (and not so hidden) gems there. I wish the lovely Jamie would move there from Sunshine.
3a. Muse. While it's done a nose dive recently there is still some quality MPA's there and I find it comfortable.

Worst
1. Minx. Terrible management. Terrible service. Rude girls who are hustlers.
2. Sunshine. Total dump would never set foot in there again. Even to see the lovely Jamie. Sorry.
3. Alphacare. I'd choose here over the other two any day but I wouldn't like it to much. Kinda like choosing lung cancer over brain cancer.

Best of the west
I don't venture out there much but my go to in the west would still be AGS. I don't know why people complain about management, they have always treated me well. And there are a few ladies there who are worth seeing - Adria, Naira, Ameerah.

anallover · Apr 21, 2018

Agree,

Perla and Pure are the gold standard
Second for me would be Flirt Finch, but to be fair, I haven’t been to Flirt VP, only because Perla is right there.

Airport Golden, I’ve been to a few times, mostly shitty experience, wanted to see one girl but receptionist convinced me to see another girl, total disaster, she was terrible and It was really hard, not, to stay horny and focused!

Used to love Pickering Angels, but their roster of girls doesn’t appeal to me.

The rest don’t really excite me, but I do want to try Seduction and Vaughan, looks like s few hotties there!

I do enjoy S9, usually fun with some Asian pussy, but the place is a dump!

c1000 · Apr 21, 2018

thedirtyone said:
Guess I don't. Brampton could use a quality MP to level the playing field. I'm not even talking about extras but when a lot of girls fail at delivering proper general service, it's a shit show.

Why don't you tell us what you like or don't like?

Well you have Perla, Pure and Platinum on a non-FS list, don't agree with that. I've only been to Platinum (and S9) and have read about the other two. Maybe not everyone is doing it but it seems to be more than accessible. The west is a real non-FS experience. You really have to hunt and dig for it.

Then Allure is on the Honourable Mentions for worst. Don't agree with that.

I will agree that Brampton is a complete hit or miss, but I find Toronto to be a meat shop experience. Fun but the quality massage/session isn't there, so far.

LostInnocence · Apr 21, 2018

It's much more about the girl than the spa. Sunshine has its weaknesses but every time I have been there, the girl made it very special, beyond belief.

Kawailuvr · Apr 21, 2018

The premier chain pure/Perla/platinum/studio 9
Is the top chain imho for quality and about a 90% guarantee you will be treated well and have a great time . It is hard to see some of the top ladies but each spot has its advantages

I haven’t ever had a bad time a Muse but I only see a few ladies so maybe that’s why ??

Muse spa and the 2 Flirt locations take second place for me

I know there are some sporadic ladies around the other so called high end spas but I don’t care for how SRM AGS And ALLURE ladies represent themselves ,

Any other spas are a crap shoot if you ask me I don’t bother often to go and take a gamble

I have had a few fun times at VIvid Spa but again to hit and miss

ByeBlueMonday · Apr 21, 2018

The Angels is a fantastic place: atmosphere, customer service, décor, cleanliness. Only downside is the low-mileage, if you're used to Pure, etc. I've personally had digits and DATY at the Angels, but that's as far as it's gotten. Happy hobbying!

FrankeP · Apr 21, 2018

thedirtyone said:
Bored so let's see what people think of the MPs we frequent. In your opinion, which MP is the best and worst? I factor in things like facilities, selection of girls, ease of access, and value for time. For the sake of discussion, I want to only consider body rubs so no holistics, AMPs or backpage Russian parlours. Try to justify your choices if you can.

I also propose we make separate lists for those that are FS spas vs those that aren't. For the sake of discussion, Premier is not in the FS list because it is not guaranteed with the entire roster.

My top three (in order of good to bad) are:

Best Non-FS
1) Perla - The gold standard and imo, better than Pure due to size and diversity of roster. Beats Pure due to better availability of walk ins.
2) Flirt Finch - The price point + an average shift selection of 10 girls make this place a top contender. Lost points due to location, which is a pain to get to during work hours. And the occasional cold showers.
3) Pure - Some of the most attractive ladies in the biz work at this location and for downtowners, a much easier trek to get to compared to everyone else. Loses points to the other two for their selection being mostly enhanced girls.

Honourable mention: Pickering Angels. Loses points for lack of diverse options, with mostly older girls on roster but great facilities and price point with decent hours.

Worst Non-FS
1) Airport Golden Spa - Despite a diverse roster of girls, the ridiculous prices, aloof management, consistent poor service, and seemingly constant LE presence make this place the bottom of the barrel for me.

2) SRM Intermodal - Diverse set of girls but poor service, even for basic levels. Management clearly condones the bullshit that happens here.

3) Platinum - Terrible location and parking, with low roster and shabby facilities. Only saving grace is price point but you might as well drive an extra 5 minutes to one of their neighbouring MPs.

Honourable Mention: Allure - It was a toss up between this and HFH but with two locations, nicer facilities and longer hours, HFH barely made it off the table. Allure is the second priciest MP, with shorter hours, and facilities that aren't up to par with the other MPs.

Best FS
Never been to a guaranteed FS spa so will let you folks debate about this one. Not sure if Vivid falls into this category but if so, then I would say that takes the top spot. I also hear Minx is nice if you ignore all the bullshit practices that goes on at that place.

The lobby of Taboo is not bad either and the location is discrete while maintaining good prices but I've never stayed with anyone there because of the door fee bullshit.

Worst FS
A few years ago, I walked into Classic Spa because I was curious and holy shit it's a dump. Seemingly older ladies only. Didn't stay.

Been doing this for a few years on many fronts but for the best it really depends on the girl and the day she's having.

I do regular road trips for work so it depends where I am, I prefer to stay local.

That said, on the west end I've had some interesting sessions at Classic (I don't care about the facilities, I'm not moving in) with Monique.

AGS was hit and miss... Really depends on what you're going to get but sometimes I've ended up in a room with a porker when the pics clearly showed a hottie.

SRM can be good.

Perla and Pure have been good to me lately. Been asking for some Intel but seems like some people don't want to share...

Sunshine has some great girls but they're so irregular and unlikely to show for shifts I stopped going. Management often won't say anything and they can't keep an appointment for shit so they've lost my business.

sweetbabyjamie · Apr 22, 2018

imyourpuppet said:
I'm not going to discern between full and non-full service parlors.

Best
1. Premier - Pure, Perla, Studio 9. I don't count Platinum because it's a dump and nothing really appeals to me there. This franchise is the gold standard of parlors.
2. Flirt. I like the selection of girls at Flirt 1 better, but Flirt 2 is nicer facilities.
3. Seduction. Some hidden (and not so hidden) gems there. I wish the lovely Jamie would move there from Sunshine.
3a. Muse. While it's done a nose dive recently there is still some quality MPA's there and I find it comfortable.

Worst
1. Minx. Terrible management. Terrible service. Rude girls who are hustlers.
2. Sunshine. Total dump would never set foot in there again. Even to see the lovely Jamie. Sorry.
3. Alphacare. I'd choose here over the other two any day but I wouldn't like it to much. Kinda like choosing lung cancer over brain cancer.

Best of the west
I don't venture out there much but my go to in the west would still be AGS. I don't know why people complain about management, they have always treated me well. And there are a few ladies there who are worth seeing - Adria, Naira, Ameerah.

Awe! If you didn’t like sunshine you can always see me at one of the other sister spa’s sunshine or taboo! Xoxo

thedirtyone · Apr 23, 2018

sweetbabyjamie said:
Awe! If you didn’t like sunshine you can always see me at one of the other sister spa’s sunshine or taboo! Xoxo

Do you work at Taboo? Don't see you on their roster list.

Have you ever though about moving to another spa? Even if you stayed within the same management, perhaps at Vivid instead?

thedirtyone · Apr 23, 2018

c1000 said:
Well you have Perla, Pure and Platinum on a non-FS list, don't agree with that. I've only been to Platinum (and S9) and have read about the other two. Maybe not everyone is doing it but it seems to be more than accessible. The west is a real non-FS experience. You really have to hunt and dig for it.

Then Allure is on the Honourable Mentions for worst. Don't agree with that.

I will agree that Brampton is a complete hit or miss, but I find Toronto to be a meat shop experience. Fun but the quality massage/session isn't there, so far.

Not going to restart the whole whether Premier is a FS spa debate but the point is, even if we take the V out of ymmv, FS or extras is not a guarantee with a significant enough portion of their roster. That's why I'm not classifying it as a FS spa. Otherwise, would we start calling Seduction/Vaughan a FS spa?

I will recognize that referring to Allure as something as "worst" is a stretch. That being said, I've only been to the so-called high end MPs and when you compare them based on facilities and price, it hits the middle ground at best.

That being said, upon re-reflection, I think the honourable mention for worst based on my experiences would Studio 9. I originally picked Allure based on their pricing and facilities but after rethinking it, Studio 9's facilities are definitely worst than Allure's and a $10 difference is not significant enough for me. At least Allure has a fairly diverse roster and a growing presence of natural girls whereas Studio 9 seems to employ mainly foreign exchange students from Asia. I'll re-edit my original post to reflect this change.

sweetbabyjamie · Apr 23, 2018

thedirtyone said:
Do you work at Taboo? Don't see you on their roster list.

Have you ever though about moving to another spa? Even if you stayed within the same management, perhaps at Vivid instead?

No I don’t work there but I do take appointments there for clients who don’t wish to go to sunshine! I have thought about switching spas but I do like sunshine

Ursus · Apr 23, 2018

Jaime, do you work in any neighbourhood where there aren't too many non-whites. I really feel sick when I go places where non-whites abound.

Honestly, if I go somewhere and there are large numbers of non-whites, I get that stomach pain inspired sickness, as if I just ate Mexican food that didn't agree with my me.

I don't blame non-whites for being non-white, but I honestly feel sick being around them.

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