JB’s Olympic Adventures

JB Bats · Feb 18, 2018

In the spirit of the Winter Olympics I offer some reports on my recent adventures plus a YTD medal count...

Lauren at Pure - Very tall woman of Russian descent. About 5’9”. Probably late 20s. Her pics look hotter as she is not as tight in person. Her butt although loose is quite nice. Her breasts have large nipples. Facially, she is pretty, a 7 on my scale. Massage was fine. Towards the end of the massage she presented her beautifully shaven kitty next to my face and I just had to have a taste. We switched positions and I massaged her and enjoyed some daty. Put the raincoat on and she gave a really good CBJ and very good FS in multiple positions. No kissing. Good session, overall a SILVER performance.

May at Studio 9 - really cute, seems pretty young too, from Vietnam. Very nice lean body with natural breasts, one has a large birth mark above the nipple. Her English was on par with Lynda’s, maybe a bit worse. Some kissing of the non-FK variety. She offered a CBJ which was well delivered. Overall, a BRONZE performance.

YTD Medal Count

Linda (Flirt VP) - 4G
Paislee (Flirt F) - 3G
Jade (Platinum) - 1G
Daniella (Perla) - 1G
June (Flirt F) - 2S
Olivia (Flirt F) - 1S
Noelle (Seduction) - 1S
Lauren (Pure) - 1S
Carla (Pure) - 1S
Jamie (Sunshine) - 1B
Sabrina (AGS) - 1B
May (Studio 9) - 1B

northnorth · Feb 18, 2018

We’re only two months into 2018 LOL. Thanks for the reviews, JB

Good stuff as always

Jmac · Feb 18, 2018

JB Bats said:
In the spirit of the Winter Olympics I offer some reports on my recent adventures plus a YTD medal count...

Lauren at Pure - Very tall woman of Russian descent. About 5’9”. Probably late 20s. Her pics look hotter as she is not as tight in person. Her butt although loose is quite nice. Her breasts have large nipples. Facially, she is pretty, a 7 on my scale. Massage was fine. Towards the end of the massage she presented her beautifully shaven kitty next to my face and I just had to have a taste. We switched positions and I massaged her and enjoyed some daty. Put the raincoat on and she gave a really good CBJ and very good FS in multiple positions. No kissing. Good session, overall a SILVER performance.

May at Studio 9 - really cute, seems pretty young too, from Vietnam. Very nice lean body with natural breasts, one has a large birth mark above the nipple. Her English was on par with Lynda’s, maybe a bit worse. Some kissing of the non-FK variety. She offered a CBJ which was well delivered. Overall, a BRONZE performance.

YTD Medal Count

Linda (Flirt VP) - 4G
Paislee (Flirt F) - 3G
Jade (Platinum) - 1G
Daniella (Perla) - 1G
June (Flirt F) - 2S
Olivia (Flirt F) - 1S
Noelle (Seduction) - 1S
Lauren (Pure) - 1S
Carla (Pure) - 1S
Jamie (Sunshine) - 1B
Sabrina (AGS) - 1B
May (Studio 9) - 1B

Is this YTD 2018? omg. What field you in?

JB Bats · Feb 18, 2018

Jmac said:
Is this YTD 2018? omg. What field you in?

The field where I need a second job! Or a big hit on Lotto Max.

willie1967 · Feb 18, 2018

JB, these are all the girls you have visited since the year started? WOW

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sweetbabyjamie · Feb 19, 2018

Lol what does this even mean??? 1b huh?

sweetbabyjamie · Feb 19, 2018

Nothing better than comparing women and grading them as if we are inanimate objects... What a character

Sybarite · Feb 19, 2018

sweetbabyjamie said:
Lol what does this even mean??? 1b huh?

B = Bronze, etc.

sweetbabyjamie · Feb 19, 2018

Sybarite said:
B = Bronze, etc.

Hehe yeah I picked up on those terrible slangs after a while. Gross but I understand now, !!

Roman · Feb 19, 2018

Thanks for the review of Lauren J.B.
I wondered about her and was told not to waste my time by a guy on the red board.
She sounds ok but no kissing is a deal breaker for me.

King Arthur · Feb 19, 2018

sweetbabyjamie said:
Nothing better than comparing women and grading them as if we are inanimate objects... What a character

Spas provide a service like restaurants or car mechanics. This is like yelp for spas. Every business is run by people who get their services evaluated. You want the fast money you take the meat market for what it is.

sweetbabyjamie · Feb 19, 2018

King Arthur said:
Spas provide a service like restaurants or car mechanics. This is like yelp for spas. Every business is run by people who get their services evaluated. You want the fast money you take the meat market for what it is.

This review is based on what though? Justsome dude giving his two cents based on his preferences and what turns him on. You just see beautiful women being classified Simalar to the olympics. And to prove my statement cars are inatimate objects. People with class and respect don’t speak about people with heartbeats as if they are awards and being awarded for how good they can perform a service

Jmac · Feb 19, 2018

sweetbabyjamie said:
This review is based on what though? Justsome dude giving his two cents based on his preferences and what turns him on. You just see beautiful women being classified Simalar to the olympics. And to prove my statement cars are inatimate objects. People with class and respect don’t speak about people with heartbeats as if they are awards and being awarded for how good they can perform a service

The rating system is more about the *quality of service provided*. The actual mpa's are not 'awards'. Yes, they are awarded with the score of G,S,B they earn, subjectively of course.

How can a person with class share their opinion on the quality/level of service in a better way?

King Arthur · Feb 19, 2018

sweetbabyjamie said:
This review is based on what though? Justsome dude giving his two cents based on his preferences and what turns him on. You just see beautiful women being classified Simalar to the olympics. And to prove my statement cars are inatimate objects. People with class and respect don’t speak about people with heartbeats as if they are awards and being awarded for how good they can perform a service

I’ve seen plenty of MPAs get defensive about why they expect to be paid for anything they do with their clients. “Yeah, I respect my regular, but it’s a business, so pay me” I agree it’s a business, so let’s treat it like one. I bet it can suck to read critical reviews but chefs take huge pride in their work and if you got two french restaurants in the same part of town critics are going to be picking them apart, comparing meals, posting on all kinds of review forums. Professional musicians deal with reviews all the time. It sucks but it’s part of the business. MPAs are anonymous so the reviews shouldn’t sting them so bad anyway. A guy with class would not write this way about a woman he was dating but MPAs are sitting in spas, handling every dick that comes in, and expecting money to provide sexual services. You want class, get a different job. You’re providing a service, clients deserve to evaluate the service. My baker doesn’t get to tell me “don’t compare my baked goods to the guy’s down the street, it’s not classy” If the guy down the street bakes better bread I should know about it.

Devguy1 · Feb 19, 2018

Have to agree with King Arthur, the spa’s and their employees provide a service. This board is set up to evaluate those services and then share with the membership to help make selection decisions.

avg guy · Feb 19, 2018

sweetbabyjamie said:
This review is based on what though? Justsome dude giving his two cents based on his preferences and what turns him on. You just see beautiful women being classified Simalar to the olympics. And to prove my statement cars are inatimate objects. People with class and respect don’t speak about people with heartbeats as if they are awards and being awarded for how good they can perform a service

If JB has met you, you would be a rating of multiple golds. As Lost, myself and few others have done so in a different lyrical format, but we would classify your company more as Diamond. In this post he doesn't seem to be really treating any of the girls as inanimate objects, but giving review ratings of performance in a coles notes format. He isn't talking about them being awards themselves. This whole board is about giving personal preferences, reviews and recommendations. Yes there are those who can use some lessons on delivery but in this case, I don't think JB is being offensive.
I still battle with the idea of putting my views of the spa aside and visiting you again soon. Like I said DIAMOND!

avg guy · Feb 19, 2018

King Arthur said:
You want class, get a different job

I agree with the premise of your response except for this sentence bud. No matter what the industry, there is always a form of class that can be exercised. Even when giving negative reviews.

King Arthur · Feb 19, 2018

avg guy said:
I agree with the premise of your response except for this sentence bud. No matter what the industry, there is always a form of class that can be exercised. Even when giving negative reviews.

Makes sense, but there’s still a different type of class for talking about an mpa conpared to girls in different situations. If I date a girl who works at my local bar I won’t discuss sexual stuff about her on the bar’s Yelp page. But MPAs provide sexual services for money so those are the services you evaluate with them.

avg guy · Feb 19, 2018

King Arthur said:
Makes sense, but there’s still a different type of class for talking about an mpa conpared to girls in different situations. If I date a girl who works at my local bar I won’t discuss sexual stuff about her on the bar’s Yelp page. But MPAs provide sexual services for money so those are the services you evaluate with them.

Not sure I agree with "different types of class". IMO showing class is linear. The topic is the difference. If dating that girl in a bar, no you wouldn't discuss her sexual prowess but that isn't, or shouldn't be, the topic. What would be the topic is her performance as a waitress or bar tender. You can be crude or have class in the review, negative or positive.
Anyway, let's not hijack this thread by going off topic too much. Should we start a new thread?

MNB18 · Feb 19, 2018

Ana Maria said:
I like feedback. I'd see any poor reviews as an opportunity for improvement.

Excellent attitude - which I share. That is why I take my annual appraisal at work as a report card to improve my work quality. :rolleyes:

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