dance bars in navi mumbai

Nav1983 said:

Dear All,
When DB/OB bar girl whatsapps and says to us.

"So you are coming today"

So what should be our mongers reply??

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Nav1983 said:

Dear All,
When DB/OB bar girl whatsapps and says to us.

"So you are coming today"

So what should be our mongers reply??

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Rudra Kumar said:

One more thing, when I asked Varsha for entry, she called manager. He refused. Varsha said 'section garam hai', so can't do anything. Kishore girls not going out? Or was it bcoz of me visiting first time?

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bad1996ass said:

If we are inside the bar aur raid pade toh what should be done...??

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Mark Dsouza said:

I thought Kishore was safe and never any major LE issues..Is it bcos of 26th January.....if yes then makes sense to stay clear....

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mongerking26 said:

Mark
Yes,you are right..
Because of 26th lotsa le checking goin on..joints,lodges are searched just as a precautionary measure..
People like me who are incorrigible indulgers will venture anyhow...but for newbies,either stay clear or be cautious...
For a query just put here by a buddy..that we are in the SB,and if le raids,what to do?
Answer is patli Galli se Nikal jao or pull ur pants up...wear underwear quickly and run..tell cops you came to tie Rakhi to muh boli sister who works here...or bribe cops to desist them from calling ur home...choice is yours...
;-)

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Unclesam said:

26 is dry day

So probably she is trying to collect as much collection as possible

Tell her that u will give her all collection on 26 th in lodge

Plan in advance

So u can have a wet night on a dry day

Uncle Sam

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bad1996ass said:

If we are inside the bar aur raid pade toh what should be done...??

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Nav1983 said:

Dear All,
When DB/OB bar girl whatsapps and says to us.

"So you are coming today"

So what should be our mongers reply??

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Unclesam said:

Hi

Rule of thumb when there is a raid

Do not panic

There is always 5 mins time between LE reaching at gate of Db and LE actually entering Db

Most of the Db ( I assume Sbs also ) have a alarm system which rings when LE is at gate of Db

So in that few minutes ,do following

Get dressed properly ( in case you are in middle of Hj )

Put all your change ( ten or twenty rs notes ) in your pocket

Don't give them to gal or waiter in a moment of hurry ( so many times , people end up doing that and money is lost )

Keep them with you in your own pocket

Generally LE don't trouble customers and at the max they note your name and number and let you go

So don't panic

If possible , venture out for smoking or Pretend that u have some urgent phone call

Most of the times , just sit quiet and LE will go away

Now if LE wants to talk to you , then be polite and answer with confidence

Common questions asked and common error that people do are following

1- what is your mobile number and name

Commonest error down by people

Give wrong mobile number to LE
Alone with wrong name
Don't do that

LE will check the phone in front of you and if he finds that you are giving him wrong number , then you are in bigger trouble

Don't ever Tell lies to LE

LE don't like it at all

If u want to give wrong name ,then make sure your sim shows same name when checked by LE on True caller

2 - LE will ask you your address

Always be ready with any random address which is far off

For example , if you are caught in say Nerul Db, give address of bhandup

Bhandup is out of jurisdiction of Nerul LE
So they don't bother you much

Trick is to know alternative address pit pat so that you can rattle it out with confidence infront of LE

It is not difficult to find out any random correct address and stick to it as your alternative address for all LE raids

Don't give any lavish adress
Choose and give some chawl or low level society adress

3 - is any one at your home ?
Common question asked by LE

Answer
No sir
I stay alone and my family is at native place
I stay with my friends as I work in Mumbai
Alone

4 - where you work ? LE question

Again Be ready with alternative adress of any office which is far off

( again do home work and be ready )

5 - LE question

call some one for your warranty

Answers by you

Sir I stay alone with my friend as paying guest

My family is at native place
They are not educated
They have only land line
But if u want someone then please I can call my friend

Now u must have one Friend who can come and save your ass in case it is needed

So be ready with that one person name and number which is genuinely correct and is your best friend and can come when LE calls and saves you

Lastly generally don't keep any ID in your pockets when u monger

I keep everything in car and then to to Db

If u want to keep ID then u can not lie about your name and adress

Remember LE don't like people who Lie

If u can have separate sim for mongering with separate name and one fake ID proof with that name , then you are generally fool proof and LE can't do much

Some people will say why not give correct ID

U can do that if u have
But I generally avoid it as I have alternative ID ready with different name


And lastly , if LE ask for some donation and then do give it and sort out the matter

They also know that you are just removing water and not doing some crime of grave significance

Hope this helps

Enjoy

Uncle Sam

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AK@Mumbai said:

Saturday night exploits!

Was out partying with friends in Vashi but it got wrapped up a little too soon for my liking. So me and a friend decided to prolong the night and drove up to Star city in Happy street at 12am. This was my third visit there so the coat walla (Pawan) recognized us and ushered us to a table. 10-15 pretty girls (id say most were above 7) were lined up. Next thing i noticed was this guy sitting in front of me who was throwing about 5k per dance on a fully clothed girl(even her neck was barely visible) gyrating infront of him. He had gun stowed in the back of his jeans. Got a little scared but was drunk enough to stay.

Had my eye on this girl named Shilpa from my last visit who refused to give her number. Asked her to dance on two songs and complimented her a bit in her ear while tipping her. She is probably the best dancer there(I could be biased) and would love to pay to watch her groove anytime.Gave my number to her in the end.

The coatwala then asks me to come back on 24th before 9pm so he can show us a much better time. Not sure what he has on his mind yet.

Shilpa then calls me back next day aftertoon and goes 'batao kya karna hai'. I had no answer to that question while sober so told her ill call her over the weekend.

Damages
1500 - two large whiskey
1000 - tips to Shilpa
300 - other tips

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AK@Mumbai said:

Saturday night exploits!

Was out partying with friends in Vashi but it got wrapped up a little too soon for my liking. So me and a friend decided to prolong the night and drove up to Star city in Happy street at 12am. This was my third visit there so the coat walla (Pawan) recognized us and ushered us to a table. 10-15 pretty girls (id say most were above 7) were lined up. Next thing i noticed was this guy sitting in front of me who was throwing about 5k per dance on a fully clothed girl(even her neck was barely visible) gyrating infront of him. He had gun stowed in the back of his jeans. Got a little scared but was drunk enough to stay.

Had my eye on this girl named Shilpa from my last visit who refused to give her number. Asked her to dance on two songs and complimented her a bit in her ear while tipping her. She is probably the best dancer there(I could be biased) and would love to pay to watch her groove anytime.Gave my number to her in the end.

The coatwala then asks me to come back on 24th before 9pm so he can show us a much better time. Not sure what he has on his mind yet.

Shilpa then calls me back next day aftertoon and goes 'batao kya karna hai'. I had no answer to that question while sober so told her ill call her over the weekend.

Damages
1500 - two large whiskey
1000 - tips to Shilpa
300 - other tips

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AK@Mumbai said:

S...

.... I had no answer to that question while sober so ....

...

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Unclesam said:

Hi

Rule of thumb when there is a raid

Do not panic

There is always 5 mins time between LE reaching at gate of Db and LE actually entering Db

Most of the Db ( I assume Sbs also ) have a alarm system which rings when LE is at gate of Db

So in that few minutes ,do following

Get dressed properly ( in case you are in middle of Hj )

Put all your change ( ten or twenty rs notes ) in your pocket

Don't give them to gal or waiter in a moment of hurry ( so many times , people end up doing that and money is lost )

Keep them with you in your own pocket

Generally LE don't trouble customers and at the max they note your name and number and let you go

So don't panic

If possible , venture out for smoking or Pretend that u have some urgent phone call

Most of the times , just sit quiet and LE will go away

Now if LE wants to talk to you , then be polite and answer with confidence

Common questions asked and common error that people do are following

1- what is your mobile number and name

Commonest error down by people

Give wrong mobile number to LE
Alone with wrong name
Don't do that

LE will check the phone in front of you and if he finds that you are giving him wrong number , then you are in bigger trouble

Don't ever Tell lies to LE

LE don't like it at all

If u want to give wrong name ,then make sure your sim shows same name when checked by LE on True caller

2 - LE will ask you your address

Always be ready with any random address which is far off

For example , if you are caught in say Nerul Db, give address of bhandup

Bhandup is out of jurisdiction of Nerul LE
So they don't bother you much

Trick is to know alternative address pit pat so that you can rattle it out with confidence infront of LE

It is not difficult to find out any random correct address and stick to it as your alternative address for all LE raids

Don't give any lavish adress
Choose and give some chawl or low level society adress

3 - is any one at your home ?
Common question asked by LE

Answer
No sir
I stay alone and my family is at native place
I stay with my friends as I work in Mumbai
Alone

4 - where you work ? LE question

Again Be ready with alternative adress of any office which is far off

( again do home work and be ready )

5 - LE question

call some one for your warranty

Answers by you

Sir I stay alone with my friend as paying guest

My family is at native place
They are not educated
They have only land line
But if u want someone then please I can call my friend

Now u must have one Friend who can come and save your ass in case it is needed

So be ready with that one person name and number which is genuinely correct and is your best friend and can come when LE calls and saves you

Lastly generally don't keep any ID in your pockets when u monger

I keep everything in car and then to to Db

If u want to keep ID then u can not lie about your name and adress

Remember LE don't like people who Lie

If u can have separate sim for mongering with separate name and one fake ID proof with that name , then you are generally fool proof and LE can't do much

Some people will say why not give correct ID

U can do that if u have
But I generally avoid it as I have alternative ID ready with different name


And lastly , if LE ask for some donation and then do give it and sort out the matter

They also know that you are just removing water and not doing some crime of grave significance

Hope this helps

Enjoy

Uncle Sam

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Mark Dsouza said:

Where is Starcity....Would like to visit and have some fun......

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Unclesam said:

Hi

It is in CBD Belapur on palm beach road ahead on New Mumbai municipal corporation office on 2 nd right side after the signal , just before the Mac Donald

U can see there sign from main road

That stretch of road has 7 DBs cum Ob

U should visit them if not yet visited

Uncle Sam

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