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Mens Rules...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Funny Stuff' started by nico312, May 8, 2012.


  1. nico312

    nico312 New Member

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    ahahahahahahaahhahahahah nice, thx
     
  2. Crispian N

    Crispian N New Member

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    We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
    These are our rules:
    Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
    1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
    1. Crying is blackmail.
    1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
    Subtle hints do not work!
    Strong hints do not work!
    Obvious hints do not work!
    JUST SAY IT!
    1. 'Yes' and 'No' are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question
    1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for
    1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor
    1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days
    1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us
    1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
    1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done
    Not both
    If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself
    1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials
    1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we
    1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
    Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
    We have no idea what mauve is.
    1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
    1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle
    1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear
    1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really
    1. You have enough clothes
    1. You have too many shoes
    1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
    1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.

    Source - EMail...
     
  3. summer bear

    summer bear New Member

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    hahahahaha nice 1..
     
  4. Hello There

    Hello There New Member

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    and i hope you live by these rulz... if not . i`m coming for inspection.. and get your babe along tooo. :bleh:
     
  5. ocularnervosa

    ocularnervosa New Member

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    Lol.. Sure.. Come for an Inspection.. Lets see if your worthless magnet works :rofl:... J/k.. :p
     
  6. ubermeisters

    ubermeisters Member

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    Worthless Magnet....................:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  7. Jolene L

    Jolene L Member

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    Hotmail forward.
    Not bad though.
     
  8. Ecgferreara

    Ecgferreara New Member

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    1. Crying is blackmail --> :hoho: is that true?
    1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one --> this means men are lazier than women in thinking, right??? Something cant be spoken by words but just feel with heart n minds :p
     
  9. Rubix

    Rubix Member

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    We're not lazier, we want...clear instructions....as If we do it our way, it would again make girls whine, sad & angry.
     
  10. Kittysue

    Kittysue Member

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    Really true :D
     
  11. luvmfabt

    luvmfabt New Member

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    Wow...nice one Aditya!!!

    Wish these rules could be made to be followed by them one day :p
     
  12. J D Williams

    J D Williams Newbie

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    Ok... that made tea come out of my nose LMAO
     
  13. leech

    leech Newbie

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    this needs to continue
     
  14. ballcap

    ballcap Newbie

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    Women have all the rules when they marry a man
     
  15. sajet07

    sajet07 Newbie

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    :applause:
     
  16. Logical_Guy

    Logical_Guy Newbie

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    rules to abide by... or not?
     
  17. oswald

    oswald Newbie

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    very true!!
     
  18. jasonlovely1999

    jasonlovely1999 Newbie

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    true rules. but how many of us dare to say it. ha ha
     
  19. MassagingGenie

    MassagingGenie Newbie

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    lol so true
     
  20. AXHandsome

    AXHandsome Newbie

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    Well said .....
     

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