Discussion in 'Jokes and Funny Stuff' started by nico312, May 8, 2012.
ahahahahahahaahhahahahah nice, thx
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules:
Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
JUST SAY IT!
1. 'Yes' and 'No' are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we
1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really
1. You have enough clothes
1. You have too many shoes
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.
Source - EMail...
hahahahaha nice 1..
and i hope you live by these rulz... if not . i`m coming for inspection.. and get your babe along tooo. :bleh:
Lol.. Sure.. Come for an Inspection.. Lets see if your worthless magnet works :rofl:... J/k..
Worthless Magnet....................:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Not bad though.
1. Crying is blackmail --> :hoho: is that true?
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one --> this means men are lazier than women in thinking, right??? Something cant be spoken by words but just feel with heart n minds
We're not lazier, we want...clear instructions....as If we do it our way, it would again make girls whine, sad & angry.
Wow...nice one Aditya!!!
Wish these rules could be made to be followed by them one day
Ok... that made tea come out of my nose LMAO
this needs to continue
Women have all the rules when they marry a man
rules to abide by... or not?
true rules. but how many of us dare to say it. ha ha
lol so true
Well said .....
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