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  1. thegubmint

    thegubmint Member

    Dec 23, 2009
    You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party.
    You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
    That's Direct Marketing.

    You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
    handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and
    pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed."
    That's Advertising.

    You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him
    and get his telephone number. The next day you call
    and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
    That's Telemarketing.

    You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up
    and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour
    him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to
    straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly
    against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm
    fantastic in bed."
    That's Public Relations.

    You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up
    to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
    That's Brand Recognition.

    You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him
    into going home with your friend.
    That's a Sales Rep.

    Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
    That's Tech Support.

    You're on your way to a party when you realize that
    there could be handsome men in all these houses you're
    passing. So you climb on to the roof of one situated
    toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs,
    "I'm fantastic in bed!"
    That's Junk Mail.
  2. theowlery_hedwig

    theowlery_hedwig Member

    Mar 20, 2010
    VERY clever, VERY subtle, VERY funny. More a wry smile of recognition than a belly laugh. Thanks.

  3. Cal

    Cal Member

    Dec 4, 2009
    If the guy gets home and you are already in his bed, his living room, wherever he goes, is that Market Placement like they do with Coke and Rolex in films???
  4. wqwsqfzt

    wqwsqfzt New Member

    Jan 30, 2011
    LOL Sue!

    Very clever LOLOLOL!

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