Did his father finally take his laptop away? Sold it to the guy who fucks Ursus’s sister, for a bottle of Alberta Premium Whisky. That shit will put holes in your belly. Wondering if the family Ursus are still using an old hockey bag for a fridge. Jesus, I just got over a bad case of anal warts that I caught when, like an idiot, I let Ursus lick my ass for a few minutes. The pain and itching was pretty awful, but that oozing foul smelling goo sickened me. Good thing Ursus would scrape some off my festering wounds, to spread on his toast. That dude will eat anything.