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Flowers for Valentine's Day

Discussion in 'Jokes and Funny Stuff' started by Wildcat, Apr 19, 2011.

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  1. Wildcat

    Wildcat Member

    Aug 25, 2009
    Two girlReviewiends are walking down the street on Valentine's Day and they pass a flower shop, where one of them just happens to see her boyReviewiend buying flowers.

    She sighs and says, "Oh no, my boyReviewiend is buying me flowers again."

    Her girlReviewiend looks at her and asks, "What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers on Valentine's Day?"

    The first replies, "Oh sure ... but ever time he buys me flowers, he thinks that in return I should spend the whole next week with my legs spread and my ass in the air. And sometimes I just don't feel like it."

    Her girlReviewiend looks startled, then asks, "Don't you have a vase?"
  2. Kinsey_9

    Kinsey_9 New Member

    Nov 7, 2016
    On valentine’s day I gifted a beautiful bouquet of red roses to my fiancée that I purchased from Flower Delivery NYC with the beautiful and variety of flowers. He was glad to have them as red roses are his favorite. Thus we had a great day.

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