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Female Joke

Discussion in 'Jokes and Funny Stuff' started by seductress, Mar 26, 2012.


  1. seductress

    seductress Member

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    It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are
    female jokes. And there are unisex jokes.

    Here is a joke I consider a true female joke.

    I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it & men will pass
    it along to a woman who will love it.

    A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
    girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy
    middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
    take her eyes off him.

    The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
    directly toward her. (As all men will.)

    Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned
    over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that
    you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.- on one condition." ! There are always conditions.

    Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." (controlling huh?)

    The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed
    a £20 note from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along
    with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and
    meaningfully said --




















    "Clean my house."
     
  2. CHATZILLA

    CHATZILLA Member

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    Nov 10, 2009
    ROFL

    Absolutly luv it.

    When he's done, send him this way!

    Angel x
     
  3. Kimberly Meno

    Kimberly Meno New Member

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    ooh! quick thinking - I like it x
     
  4. Markie

    Markie Member

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    serve him right haha!!


    Amethystfairy
     
  5. Raja Babu

    Raja Babu New Member

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    nice joke:)
     
  6. samlee

    samlee Member

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    China
    very funny,man:rolleyes:
     
  7. Anh3

    Anh3 New Member

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    Toronto
    :) woman definitely would love this joke
     
  8. GoingToHongKong

    GoingToHongKong Newbie

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    :)lmao...funny shiit
     
  9. revlednereg

    revlednereg New Member

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    haha, that's a good one bro
     
  10. karizma424

    karizma424 New Member

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    lmao...funny shiit
     
  11. TorontoM

    TorontoM New Member

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    lol too funny
     
  12. sinatrachina

    sinatrachina Newbie

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    rofl dude:)
     
  13. J D Williams

    J D Williams Newbie

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    lmao...Nice one
     
  14. basmith

    basmith Newbie

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  15. leech

    leech Newbie

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    Sep 22, 2013
    not the right time for "that's what she said"?
     
  16. swahil243

    swahil243 Newbie

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    Jun 16, 2013
    super lol !! thats called klpd :)
     
  17. appderivatives

    appderivatives Newbie

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    ha ha ha....but pls put more jokes in this forum..
     
  18. oswald

    oswald Newbie

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    Jun 18, 2014
    haha, that's a good one bro
     
  19. Traceur56

    Traceur56 Newbie

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    Jun 22, 2014
    its guy joke .. u just changed it
     
  20. joshgghgg

    joshgghgg Newbie

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    that's very funny!
     

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