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Dirty Joke: Skinny Dipping

Discussion in 'Jokes and Funny Stuff' started by Big Bear, Feb 26, 2011.

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  1. Big Bear

    Big Bear Member

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    lol :lmao:
     
  2. Martha S.

    Martha S. Member

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    Two boys were skinny dippin' and the one couldn't help noticing
    the size of the other's willie, so he asked, "How did ya get it
    that big?"

    The other boy responded, "Well, I rub it down every night with
    lard."

    Two weeks later they were back at the swimming hole. Once again
    there was a comparison made that yielded the same results. The
    first boy said, "I did what ya told me. I rubbed it down with
    Crisco every night."

    The other boy exclaimed "Well, no wonder you still got a puny
    pecker - that's shortening."
     
  3. Unregistered

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    [p]Expect to see them all peeking out from under tulle hems as June¡¯s innumerable weddings get underway . w
     
  4. monger999

    monger999 Newbie

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    hahahhah nice
     
  5. pcnudie

    pcnudie Newbie

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    hahahhah nice
     
  6. gurlwithscars

    gurlwithscars Newbie

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    funny that was more than funny that was a giggle
     
  7. revlednereg

    revlednereg New Member

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    LOL, that's a nice one bro
     
  8. NikoM

    NikoM Newbie

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    Lmao! really nice man
     
  9. rip.the.jacker

    rip.the.jacker New Member

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    LOOOL nice
     
  10. Kmittal

    Kmittal New Member

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    Nice one. Haha
     
  11. karizma424

    karizma424 New Member

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    lol good one
     
  12. teaseme

    teaseme Newbie

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    That`s funny haha
     
  13. tacomann

    tacomann New Member

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    lol good one
     
  14. TorontoM

    TorontoM New Member

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    lol good one
     
  15. basmith

    basmith Newbie

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    hahahhah nice
     
  16. oswald

    oswald Newbie

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    lol good one
     
  17. jasonlovely1999

    jasonlovely1999 Newbie

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    this is too funny.
     

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